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The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
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2016-10-08 at 12:41 AM UTC
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2016-10-08 at 12:56 AM UTC
do thy have wed
We got the best weed man, it's all just farm land, empty space and the worst funded Police force in the UK -
2016-10-08 at 1:18 AM UTC
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2016-10-08 at 1:29 AM UTCI think I need to go get an STD test cos sometimes my dick hurts and after I piss it feels like I still need to piss and I swear to God if that whore gave me anything I'm guna fucking burn her house down with her family in it.
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2016-10-08 at 1:43 AM UTC
I think I need to go get an STD test cos sometimes my dick hurts and after I piss it feels like I still need to piss and I swear to God if that whore gave me anything I'm guna fucking burn her house down with her family in it.
Could be a yeast infection or UTI as well mane.
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2016-10-08 at 1:47 AM UTCBut that doesn't give me an excuse to firebomb someone's house. The law will understand
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2016-10-08 at 1:54 AM UTCput sudocrem on ur dick
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2016-10-08 at 4:59 AM UTC
Malice, you'd be too fucking anxious to make the walk/public transport to your target area for it to even happen. You would have a panic attack from having to see another human life form through the scope of the weapon.
How the fuck you gonna get a drum mag automatic weapon to the mall in the first place when you cant drive and dont have any friends to give you a ride?
PoC, stop making me look uncool.
I wasn't always this bad, the onset of this extent of agoraphobia came sometime this year and I can still go outside if necessary.
And I said the weapons would be modified.Oh hey, fleet week, the time of year when everyone in the bay area rushes to my favorite part of the city to shit it up and dipshits in airplanes burn a bunch of fossil fuel to accomplish nothing.
My first reaction was "fuck these faggots, slowing down transit and making all this fucking noise while I try to work" but then I realized there are humans enjoying themselves I guess, I'm sure one or more desk jocks took the day off to spend some time with their kids or something. It may be stupid and thoroughly unpleasant to me but it's probably a highlight for someone else and there's some kind of vicarious satisfaction to be found in that. Maybe it isn't so bad.
It sounds like WW3 is about to start and fucking nuke is being launched (I have no idea what this actually sounds like, but some sort of missile is what my mind always goes to).
At first I thought you were referring to the Salesforce conference (huehuehuehuehue). -
2016-10-08 at 5:29 AM UTCugh, dreamforce is pretty awful too. Worse actually, I am constitutionally incapable of imagining anyone of those blue-name-tag-wearing wankers has a life beyond being a sales zombie. Tempted to push them in front of a bus when I'm standing at a crosswalk. I hate them because they are a horrific mirror, my own wretched aspect reflected in their bright faces and empty minds. Worse even than WWDC wherein I can see which segment of my social circle feigns any sort of depth and the hollowness of their charming traits of character, at least that I can fantasize is some kind of disgusting proclivity, like if someone told you they were into auto-genital-mutilation, something they indulge in briefly but may come out of for their interaction with me. Salesforce people though, there is no redemption for them, they've crossed the event horizon for emotional recognition as moral agents.
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2016-10-08 at 1:34 PM UTC
Salesforce people though, there is no redemption for them, they've crossed the event horizon for emotional recognition as moral agents.
So you would eat them before you eat a cow or chicken? -
2016-10-08 at 3:51 PM UTCI joined a vegan group the food seems good but expensive.
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2016-10-08 at 4:30 PM UTC
I joined a vegan group the food seems good but expensive.
Plants feel pain too.
#PlantLivesMatter -
2016-10-08 at 4:51 PM UTC#Carbonlifematters
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2016-10-08 at 5:14 PM UTC#greenlivesmatter
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2016-10-08 at 6:13 PM UTC#liveshavenointrinsicworthanditcanbestronglyarguedthattheoptimalmethodtopreventsuffering/disutilityistoendalllife,givingitanegativevalue,sonolivesmatter
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2016-10-08 at 10:09 PM UTCGrab her by the pussy
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2016-10-08 at 11:15 PM UTCI didn't know malt liquor is just any beer over 5% and Tall boys are 500ml cans. That's all I drink. Good ol' Polish
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2016-10-09 at 2:59 AM UTClol most local beers are around 6.5% for me. not malts either.
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2016-10-09 at 3:49 AM UTClol
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2016-10-09 at 9:07 AM UTCA long time ago in feudal Japan, there was a wandering Ronin in search of something greater. One day he came upon a Zen master and said to him: Tell me of heaven and hell. To which the Zen master replied: Ha! You are a warrior, a brute! You will never understand these things. Insulted the Ronin drew his katana ready to strike the Zen master down. Calm as ever, the Zen master simply replied: This is hell. Humbled by the Zen masters answer he sheathed his weapon and bowed in apology. And this is heaven the Zen master responded.
