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  1. Enter, if you are prone to paranoia, try edibles. They're much smoother.
  2. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by gumbo Enter, if you are prone to paranoia, try edibles. They're much smoother.

    stay paranoid for much, much longer
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  3. Originally posted by aldra stay paranoid for much, much longer

    Listen here Australian, you don't know ANYTHING
  4. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by gumbo Listen here Australian, you don't know ANYTHING

    get out
  5. Originally posted by aldra get out

    Edibles causing less anxiety is a pretty common sentiment. You would know this if you didn't smoke bush weed.
  6. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    on average I don't smoke any weed though
  7. Originally posted by aldra on average I don't smoke any weed though

    Neither do I. Only degenerates smoke weed.
  8. Item 9 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by aldra stay paranoid for much, much longer



    Originally posted by aldra stay paranoid for much, much longer

    Etiz and/or alcohol.
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  9. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Reported to the FBI. Plan foiled.

    Oh fuck, I wasn’t serious government agencies, I’m fucking terrified of you!

    I was just being autistic and drunk. It’s pretty much guaranteed that I would just commit plain old suicide if things didn’t work out. I’m extremely anxious and dysfunctional, there’s no way I could pull it off!

    Btw, I drank too much vodka and now feel sick. Severe rebound anxiety and smoked some pot to deal with the nausea, but I a pretty hypersensitive effect to what was likely under 10mg. I don’t smoke regularly anymore. So I’m probably going to look pretty off if you’re watching me.
  10. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Also, I felt really bad, was severely anxious, and had my PTSD triggered about some gang members brutally stomping a person to death. So I ended up late for school, tried to request an Uber, editing payment on app fucked up (debit card expired), various other things, missed bus, taking a long time etc.

    So that’s why I tried to request an Uber. Oh, also, my philosophy class was cancelled. This is all why I’m going to school at an unusual time.

    I’m also high and paranoid, if you can’t tell.

    Please don’t take me in in this state, it’s going to psychologically fuck me up so bad! If you must, please let me have a benzo and I’ll fully cooperate! I’ll never do it again if you warn me!
  11. Fucking country music nigger loving faggots
  12. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Goddamn, I’m looking through my tabs on my laptop and my search history is fucking terrible. If law enforcement speaks to me or arrests me I would fully understand why they did it. I would be extremely concerned too after everything I’ve written and the way I act.

    Seriously, a Columbine documentary, WRATH shirt, Kaczinski shirt,a lot of things on Asperger’s and misanthropy, writing on Kaczinski, suicide, Dahmer.

    I was in a really bad mood. I’m going to stop using alcohol, I really don’t respond well to it. Benzos would help a lot.

    I am going to make a fairly large order for nootropics and supplements today. Doesn’t that suggest some long term plan to live and try to get better? They help a lot as well.

    I still want those shirts, though.
  13.  Acolyte
    Originally posted by Malice Goddamn, I’m looking through my tabs on my laptop and my search history is fucking terrible. If law enforcement speaks to me or arrests me I would fully understand why they did it. I would be extremely concerned too after everything I’ve written and the way I act.

    Seriously, a Columbine documentary, WRATH shirt, Kaczinski shirt,a lot of things on Asperger’s and misanthropy, writing on Kaczinski, suicide, Dahmer.

    I was in a really bad mood. I’m going to stop using alcohol, I really don’t respond well to it. Benzos would help a lot.

    I am going to make a fairly large order for nootropics and supplements today. Doesn’t that suggest some long term plan to live and try to get better? They help a lot as well.

    I still want those shirts, though.

    Two men in black have been dispatched to your residence.
  14. Originally posted by  Two black men in black have been dispatched to your residence.

    Scary
  15. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by  Two men in black have been dispatched to your residence.

    I wonder if those two Christian guys I spoke to were actually law enforcement. Something seems off. My aspie sense is tingling. Hyper-perception, hyper-awareness, advanced pattern recognition abilities, and high cognitive ability to utilize it all.

    This is not going to be worth the lulz if it goes down.
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  17. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Malice I wonder if those two Christian guys I spoke to were actually law enforcement. Something seems off. My aspie sense is tingling. Hyper-perception, hyper-awareness, advanced pattern recognition abilities, and high cognitive ability to utilize it all.

    This is not going to be worth the lulz if it goes down.

    i think they most certainly were LE, you should kill them immediately. use your advanced bruce lee abilities to breal their necks with your bare hands mate.

    btw malice, i was gonna say to you, about that chick i was with at the weekend, i made a fred about her, she was the one i met in the bar and a told her the 'chick-pee' joke and she came round mine the next day and gave me a golden shower, that one. she was a really bubbly and chatty girl, one point she told me she has assburgers, i was really surprised as i just would never have guessed it as she was just a totally normal everyday slut, just like any other. she's even married with two kids and everything. pretty much a normal run of the mill person really. i always figured people with those weird conditions would be obvious like.



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  18. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    No, Asperger's can be fairly mild and people can learn to adjust. There's a lot of writing about how women with Asperger's tend to be far better at blending in. There's so much variation in personality and behavior among neurotypicals that many just seem eccentric.
  19. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Malice No, Asperger's can be fairly mild and people can learn to adjust. There's a lot of writing about how women with Asperger's tend to be far better at blending in. There's so much variation in personality and behavior among neurotypicals that many just seem eccentric.

    do you think the assburgers could contribute to her hyper-sexuality at all?



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  20. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    how the fuck has nobody posted anything in 44 minutes at this time of day?



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