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  1. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Casper, I need some extra income. Can I have a job as your enforcer? Imagine me walking out from behind you and just glaring at people without saying anything. Maybe I could apply some fake MS-13 tattoos beforehand.

    We could start a new gang and refer to ourselves as Fat Man and Little Boy.
  2. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Malice We could start a new gang and refer to ourselves as Fat Man and Little Boy.

    which one are you?



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  3. Originally posted by Malice That's pretty fucking pathetic.

    Bitches that want to be shallow are fair game
  4. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Juicebox Bitches that want to be shallow are fair game

    they most certainly are



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  5. Originally posted by Malice My muscles are always tensed to a mild-moderate extent, they never fully relax.

    I have the same issue. Got used to it a long time ago and now I wonder if being fully relaxed would just feel awkward and uncomfortable.
  6. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Nearly forgot.

    There was a funny moment during that nearly getting killed by gang members fiasco.

    When I was in the ambulance the EMT in the back started playing Crazy by Gnarls Barkley on his phone, first song he played IIRC.

    https://genius.com/Gnarls-barkley-crazy-lyrics




    I swear to god. I wondered whether he was just messing with me, but didn't say anything. It seems like too much of a coincidence.

    I'm not even mad, that was just...perfect. Although it did make it feel pretty surreal.
  7. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Malice

    the video to that is good on acid.



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  8. Originally posted by inb4l0pht I have the same issue. Got used to it a long time ago and now I wonder if being fully relaxed would just feel awkward and uncomfortable.

    methree

    it sucks. do you think i could somehow get rid of it by inducing a profound spiritual experience on mushrooms?
  9. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Hahaha, honestly, playing that after what those stupid fucking cops said about me, while taking someone to the psych ward in an ambulance, strapped to a gurney.

    One day I'm going to tell the entire story on Reddit and I hope someone involved in that learns about it one day.
  10. Tell the story on reddit and link it here
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  12. RestStop Space Nigga
    How a nigga live :

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  13. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by Malice https://www.sporcle.com/games/CommodoreAmazing/Hiragana

    Fuck yeah, 100% in under 3 minutes! I'm going to ace the next quiz.

    This may trigger a bit of nostalgia for Lanny.

    I'm taking elementary Japanese to fulfill the graduation requirement (I took two years of Spanish in high school, but I can't remember if I received a C or better every time (I probably did) and don't really want to use anything from my highschool transcript because my grades were so low due to refusing to do most of the work), for cognitive exercise, and out of personal interest. The class moves pretty fast.

    I'm thinking about printing out an entirely blank hiragana chart and asking if I can use that instead of the standard quiz, which is on Monday, that has a lot of them filled in because I want (to show off) more of a challenge.

    Ah yeah, I have a copy of genki on my shelf. Honestly I haven't even finished the damn thing. My focus for the last several months has been much more heavily on vocab building than grammar, not so much as a strategic decision, just because it's easier to fix vocab review into the gaps in my day (like probably 80% of my review time is on the bus). Are you using anki or some other SRS? Once you get used to it, it's like a superpower. And if you use anki you'll be running some software I wrote (in very small part).

    College level languages courses (even introductory ones) definitely do move fast, I think very few people find it to be a comfortable pace but you learn a lot. If you do it for a few semesters you'll probably be ahead of me since I'm just plodding along slowly. Do you think you'll stick with it after fulfilling your requirement?
  14. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    No I’m not going to stick with it. Fuck school, it’s a ridiculously inefficient and ineffective way to learn. There are too many bullshit class I have to slog through that are going to eat up my time. I also don’t have much of a use for it other than being a weeb and improving my comprehension of the fruits of Japan.
  15. Originally posted by Malice No I’m not going to stick with it. Fuck school, it’s a ridiculously inefficient and ineffective way to learn. There are too many bullshit class I have to slog through that are going to eat up my time. I also don’t have much of a use for it other than being a weeb and improving my comprehension of the fruits of Japan.

    what the fuck? you're dropping out?!

    you know the first classes are very broad for a reason, to get you into the swing of things and stuff? don't drop out already! jesus fucking christ malice.
  16. RestStop Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Malice No I’m not going to stick with it. Fuck school, it’s a ridiculously inefficient and ineffective way to learn. There are too many bullshit class I have to slog through that are going to eat up my time. I also don’t have much of a use for it other than being a weeb and improving my comprehension of the fruits of Japan.

    Just freakin' blast a half a tenth of meth before class, bro!
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  17. Language classes suck to learn languages. They’re pointless. Language learning is all about memorization and actually using the language.
  18. Originally posted by Malice No I’m not going to stick with it. Fuck school, it’s a ridiculously inefficient and ineffective way to learn. There are too many bullshit class I have to slog through that are going to eat up my time. I also don’t have much of a use for it other than being a weeb and improving my comprehension of the fruits of Japan.

    You’re a noob
  19. Originally posted by Malice No I’m not going to stick with it. Fuck school, it’s a ridiculously inefficient and ineffective way to learn. There are too many bullshit class I have to slog through that are going to eat up my time. I also don’t have much of a use for it other than being a weeb and improving my comprehension of the fruits of Japan.

    Shoot the place up, that'll show 'em.
  20. You wouldn’t want to waste all that time doing stuff and interacting with people when you could be sitting in a room doing nothing for years on end

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