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  1. #41
    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by Madman they like used shit

    cos they are themselves used shits.
  2. #42
    Originally posted by NARCassist Anywhere and anytime is a time to hook up with women. Where did you hear this absurd rule. Whoever told you that was bullshitting you. There are no rules really mate. You meet a chick, you communicate, you get playful with her. If she likes you then she'll play with you. Quite often that playing will get sexuall. Of course you can do a things to steer it in that direction. But if she's that cool with you its inevitable.

    Stop thinking this shit through too much, its where you're going wrong.



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    This is how you wind up getting dumped by hookers.
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  3. #43
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Enter Genuine question: have you ever hooked up with a stranger in a fast food restaurant, or a similar place?

    i dunno, prolly, at some time or other.

    they are public buildings where people go to not just consume food and beverages but socialize and stuff. a bit like those other places, what they called again? oh yeah, bars. what in your mind makes them so different, apart from bars selling alcohol?

    i don't even know where you get this idea that there are appropriate times and places where its ok to interact with members of the opposite sex, and others where its not. you're an ozzy aren't you? did oz get taken over by isis recently or summing. i watched the news back when i was in prison and there was nothing about it back then. and that was only like 11 months ago. surely shit hasn't changed that much in the world since then.

    male/female dynamics don't really have rules like that. i get that its not somewhere you would think of to go and specifically look for girls to pick up, but that can actually work to your advantage. when at a bar women are often very much on their guard for creepy cunts and assholes. but somewhere like mcdiks you can so easily catch them off guard and before you know it have a conversation going about some shit. throw in some playful body language, a smile or two and a few jokey or cheeky remarks and before you know it you got a phone number or fb add. its easy after that because you've already got that awkward initial first meeting out of the way. and there are literally a ton of convo starters you could use in there. ask her 'is that the new mcdogbollock supreme? are they any good? blah blah..', 'hey, do they have a password for the mcdiks wifi, do you know? or can you just hook up to it? blah blah..', 'yeah so i hear hamburglar got paroled. i'll guard you while you eat your hamburger if you like, blah blah..'. ok, that last one was a bit shit but then some girls would be giggling like a schoolgirl with something like that. job fucking done, lol.



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  4. #44
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    .... been
  5. #45
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by 哈哈你看不懂中文 This is how you wind up getting dumped by hookers.

    i been getting some funny vibes off you lately §m£ÂgØL. we got a problem or summing mate?



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  6. #46
    哈哈你看不懂中文 is §m£ÂgØL?
  7. #47
    stupid noob VICTIM of farm equipment [the momentously grade-constructed phasmatodea]
    Speaking of getting dumped by hookers I watched Tort get shut down by hooker after hooker for hours one night when he was high on meth.
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  8. #48
    Originally posted by NARCassist i been getting some funny vibes off you lately §m£ÂgØL. we got a problem or summing mate?



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    No funny vibes, I'm serious. If you don't use discretion with who you hang out with, you're gonna end up getting shit on eventually. I'm sure I'd be knee deep in all sorts of drama if I had gotten with any of the fat or black bitches who keep hitting on me and I don't care enough about sex to put up with that. Flings don't interest me at all, I'd rather take it slow. I'm looking for wife material nigga.

    I mean it's kinda a shot in the dark when you're hitting up random people. They're always gonna put their best foot forward. In the words of Jean-Luc 'the panty dropper' Picard, "I prefer to be acquainted with the women that I kiss."
  9. #49
    Xi

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  10. #50
    Originally posted by 哈哈你看不懂中文 No funny vibes, I'm serious. If you don't use discretion with who you hang out with, you're gonna end up getting shit on eventually. I'm sure I'd be knee deep in all sorts of drama if I had gotten with any of the fat or black bitches who keep hitting on me and I don't care enough about sex to put up with that. Flings don't interest me at all, I'd rather take it slow. I'm looking for wife material nigga.

    I mean it's kinda a shot in the dark when you're hitting up random people. They're always gonna put their best foot forward. In the words of Jean-Luc 'the panty dropper' Picard, "I prefer to be acquainted with the women that I kiss."

    There is nothing wrong with smashing black chicks. Bonus points if they're good looking and you parade them around black parts of town for all the niggers to give you funny looks.
  11. #51
    Originally posted by BRiCK There is nothing wrong with smashing black chicks. Bonus points if they're good looking and you parade them around black parts of town for all the niggers to give you funny looks.

    I'm just not into them to be honest. Personality-wise, but also sexually.
  12. #52
    HTS highlight reel
    Originally posted by 哈哈你看不懂中文 I'm just not into them to be honest. Personality-wise, but also sexually.

    That's pretty racist, dude. It's not like all black women have the same personlity or look a certain way. You should be less bigoted.
  13. #53
    Originally posted by HTS That's pretty racist, dude. It's not like all black women have the same personlity or look a certain way. You should be less bigoted.

    The women who were into me, not all black people. You dumb fucking cracker
  14. #54
    Originally posted by HTS That's pretty racist, dude. It's not like all black women have the same personlity or look a certain way. You should be less bigoted.

    Shut up faggot.

    哈哈你看不懂中文, I agree to an extent. For instance, Americans in general have shitty personalities. Therefore I would never fuck a nigger.

    The African chicks that I have seen, on the other hand, tend to be more mannered and cultured, while still hot-blooded.
  15. #55
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by HTS That's pretty racist, dude. It's not like all black women have the same personlity or look a certain way. You should be less bigoted.

    stfu faggot. its been statistically proven that negresses are the least desirable of the sub-simian females.
  16. #56
    Though I am into far fewer black people than other races. Same goes for Asians. Nothing against chongs and noggers, it's just how my dik work
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  17. #57
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by 哈哈你看不懂中文 The women who were into me,

    post pics of the strap-on they used
  18. #58
    Originally posted by BRiCK Shut up faggot.

    哈哈你看不懂中文, I agree to an extent. For instance, Americans in general have shitty personalities. Therefore I would never fuck a nigger.

    The African chicks that I have seen, on the other hand, tend to be more mannered and cultured, while still hot-blooded.

    I would extend this to people in general. I could probably fuck way more women than I am (see: zero) but I don't have enough of a sex drive to want to put up with them. Really, anybody can fuck people. It doesn't matter what you look like or what position your life is in. All you have to do is try and you'll find people to bang. NARC is right on that account. I just need more than that.
  19. #59
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by 哈哈你看不懂中文 I would extend this to people in general. I could probably fuck way more women than I am (see: zero) but I don't have enough of a sex drive to want to put up with them. Really, anybody can fuck people. It doesn't matter what you look like or what position your life is in. All you have to do is try and you'll find people to bang. NARC is right on that account. I just need more than that.

    that.

    the quality of orifice-plundering is dependent on how long its been since the last orifice that was plundered. right now im too busy with other projects to be chasing skirts around. i just use pics of Bill Krozby to fap to...that relieves my urges.
  20. #60
    LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    Originally posted by Enter I'd leave her alone because mcdonalds isn't the time nor place to try to hook up with a woman.

    And where has your way of doing things gotten you?
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