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  1. #21
    Originally posted by A College Professor what if i have no friends

    Fortunately, drunk people are very friendly. Just go to a bar and sit down, and someone will start talking to you (hopefully a woman).
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  2. #22
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
  3. #23
    Originally posted by A College Professor Okay thank you

    No problem, friend!
  4. #24
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Enter Fortunately, drunk people are very friendly. Just go to a bar and sit down, and someone will start talking to you (hopefully a woman).

    Dude. Where have you been my whole life? I could've used that advice a long long time ago. How do you come up with this stuff??
  5. #25
    Originally posted by mmQ Dude. Where have you been my whole life? I could've used that advice a long long time ago. How do you come up with this stuff??

    How do I come up with sitting at a bar?
  6. #26
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Enter How do I come up with sitting at a bar?

    Yeah that's fucking brilliant. Who would think of that of a place to meet people? Like it totally makes sense now that you said it but still.. think of how many people have no clue.

    A bar.

    I underestimated you.
  7. #27
    D4NG0 motherfucker
    Originally posted by A College Professor Which uhh, sorry to ramble so much but I consider what Lil Sporty has done to me to be a true act of violence. I don't know how he could carry out a campaign like that against me for weeks with no valid cause and feel good about himself.

    I think its disgraceful.

    Disgraceful. From the pedophilic acne-riddled drug addict who gets nailed by a 300 pound ginger tranny. Yeah ok.
  8. #28
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by D4NG0 Disgraceful. From the pedophilic acne-riddled drug addict who gets nailed by a 300 pound ginger tranny. Yeah ok.

    Psst. You are mistaken.
  9. #29
    Originally posted by mmQ Yeah that's fucking brilliant. Who would think of that of a place to meet people? Like it totally makes sense now that you said it but still.. think of how many people have no clue.

    A bar.

    I underestimated you.

    Can't tell if you're being sarcastic or not.

    Just an FYI, the conversation flowed to that conclusion, it's not like I came out of the blue with the advice to go to meet people bar.
  10. #30
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
  11. #31
    Originally posted by NARCassist Anywhere and anytime is a time to hook up with women. Where did you hear this absurd rule. Whoever told you that was bullshitting you. There are no rules really mate. You meet a chick, you communicate, you get playful with her. If she likes you then she'll play with you. Quite often that playing will get sexuall. Of course you can do a things to steer it in that direction. But if she's that cool with you its inevitable.

    Stop thinking this shit through too much, its where you're going wrong.



    .

    Genuine question: have you ever hooked up with a stranger in a fast food restaurant, or a similar place?
  12. #32
    D4NG0 motherfucker
    Originally posted by Enter Genuine question: have you ever hooked up with a stranger in a fast food restaurant, or a similar place?

    Do shitty coffee shops count? Then yes.
  13. #33
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by A College Professor For all the haters out there here's a wake up call
    [vidps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Usm7Q_4Xc7s

    not clicking your stupid ass pro faggery video.
  14. #34
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
  15. #35
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Enter Can't tell if you're being sarcastic or not.

    Just an FYI, the conversation flowed to that conclusion, it's not like I came out of the blue with the advice to go to meet people bar.

    What? Why would I be being sarcastic about that?
  16. #36
    Originally posted by mmQ What? Why would I be being sarcastic about that?

    Because you literally said "How do you come up with this stuff??" about going to a bar.
  17. #37
    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by NARCassist Yeah its kinda entertaining when its happening to someone else tho. Especially when they keep whinging and wining about it.

    thats why the jedis stayed in germany when their rounding up the sicks, the gays and the invalids ....

    till they came for them.

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  18. #38
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Enter Because you literally said "How do you come up with this stuff??" about going to a bar.

    Yeah, so? I don't get it.
  19. #39
    Gender terrorist?


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  20. #40
    Madman African Astronaut
    Best place to pick up women is thrift shops, they like used shit just like me, but really them not needing fancy new shit is a good demograhic to start with. Go find the biggest knife/sword you can find and walk around with it and you'll get some looks for sure, any eye contact from women is an invitation to talk to them and then blippity blam anal sex. I don't even like putting it the butt, I mean come on, vaginas were biologically engineered to be fucked and the anus is just a shithole but I find women like to be manhandled so I do it, even though I really just wanted a real sadistic women to choke me out while we fuck, in fact thats how I want to commit suicide, It doesn't even count as murder if a women does it. It would be the perfect way to die, pure bliss.
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