Disciplining your furr babby

1. 2017-08-10 at 11:29 AM UTC

   #61
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by Captain Falcon Sploo is 2x as smart as your cat

   
   That makes sense, what with my cat being, you know... A cat.
2. 2017-08-10 at 11:48 AM UTC

   #62
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by mmQ That makes sense, what with my cat being, you know… A cat.

   
   This is the joke.
3. 2017-08-10 at 11:51 AM UTC

   #63
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by Captain Falcon This is the joke.

   
   I'm a gentile I don't get it.
4. 2017-08-10 at 2:33 PM UTC

   #64
   

   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

   Originally posted by Captain Falcon This is the joke.

   
   I thought jokes were supposed to be funny
5. 2017-08-10 at 2:37 PM UTC

   #65
   

   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

   Originally posted by cerakote Bill Krozby, mmq, or whoever else, do your cats do retarded shit to get your attention? mine sure do…
   
   when im trying to take a shit, razz will climb into my pants all bunched up around my ankles and either attempt to crawl out through the leg or just plain plop down like shes getting ready for a nap. other times while im in the hallway doing laundry she crawls in between the shirts hanging on the nearby door handle and the door itself and "hide" and when you walk by she swipes at your leg/foot playfully. ember on the other hand is a bit too autistic to do something that complicated. her thing is walking in your direct line of sight, making weird chirpy meows, and then flopping over to expose her tummy to you. siamese cats are supposed to be among the most intelligent of cat breeds but either she's an exception or is so woke that my feeble human brain cant think on her wavelength

   
   yes my cat does the exact same thing with the toilet shit. and the hiding around the corner trying to pounce. my cat for about a month straight when I would be listening to podcast on my lappy in the dark trying to sleep new how to touch the mouse pad to turn on the screen thus waking me up. It got wicked annoying.
   
   what kind of cat do you have? mines a blue tabby, yours sounds like a blue tabby as well.
6. 2017-08-10 at 5:18 PM UTC

   #66
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

   Originally posted by Captain Falcon Sploo is 2x as smart as your cat

   
   if we trained three cats to work in tandem maybe they'd be able to keep him under control
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7. 2017-08-11 at 5:31 AM UTC

   #67
   cerakote African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Bill Krozby yes my cat does the exact same thing with the toilet shit. and the hiding around the corner trying to pounce. my cat for about a month straight when I would be listening to podcast on my lappy in the dark trying to sleep new how to touch the mouse pad to turn on the screen thus waking me up. It got wicked annoying.
   
   what kind of cat do you have? mines a blue tabby, yours sounds like a blue tabby as well.

   
   razz is a brown tabby, and ember is a red point siamese
8. 2017-08-16 at 5:20 AM UTC

   #68
   

   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

   Originally posted by Bill Krozby mashlemash

   
   Wat common negro
9. 2017-08-16 at 10:06 AM UTC

   #69
   

   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

   Originally posted by NARCassist is that norwegian?

   
   They speak Norse in Norway, silly.
10. 2017-08-16 at 1:31 PM UTC

    #70
    

    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Ohh, don't I feel silly now
    
    
    
    
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11. 2017-08-20 at 3:09 AM UTC

    #71
    

    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    But you should feel silly