Disciplining your furr babby

2017-08-08 at 10:12 AM UTC

#41

cerakote African Astronaut

Originally posted by mmQ Hahaha you massive faggots. Or should I say faggouts? I say petrol one time…

Fargo North Dakota . Fuck off.

Gas station. OK. Is that better? I said petrol ironically . Do you not know me? Jesus.

OI CHAPS WE'RE HAVIN A WEE IN THE LOO, THEN OFF TO STOW THE ALUMINIUM IN THE BONNET AND TAKE THE PISS OUT OF THE STIG INNIT

2017-08-08 at 10:14 AM UTC

#42

NARCassist gollums fat coach

hmm, you guys just don't get good comedy do ya? that's exactly what micky says in the video.

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2017-08-08 at 10:17 AM UTC

#43

mmQ Lisa Turtle

Originally posted by cerakote OI CHAPS WE'RE HAVIN A WEE IN THE LOO, THEN OFF TO STOW THE ALUMINIUM IN THE BONNET AND TAKE THE PISS OUT OF THE STIG INNIT

2017-08-08 at 10:56 AM UTC

#44

NARCassist gollums fat coach

Originally posted by cerakote OI CHAPS WE'RE HAVIN A WEE IN THE LOO, THEN OFF TO STOW THE ALUMINIUM IN THE BONNET AND TAKE THE PISS OUT OF THE STIG INNIT

is that norwegian?

2017-08-08 at 1:19 PM UTC

#45

cerakote African Astronaut

Originally posted by NARCassist is that norwegian?

its bongistani

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2017-08-09 at 8:51 PM UTC

#46

kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

Originally posted by mmQ I went to the petrol station and bought a newspaper without intending to. When I got home I couldn't resist rolling it up and plumping it on Chootie's nose a few times, for being a bad Kitty bitty, even though she wasn't being bad. She liked it though, so calm down.

I do the same kind of things to archie the cat, like give him bare bottom spankings and when I'm taking a shit sometimes he will come in and start rubbing against my legs and I will give him a slight bitch slap and say in a cute voice "derpadew/retard cat!" and he will start rubbing up against me more while doing a cute lil hop.

he likes it, he will say "sorry for party rocking daddy hehehehehehe" and then run away.

he gives me love bites so its all meant to be enduring and loving

2017-08-09 at 8:52 PM UTC

#47

mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

Originally posted by mmQ Do it, bitch.

Let's get gay.

2017-08-09 at 8:57 PM UTC

#48

kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

russel brand?

anyways this guy screams at his cats and threatens to rape them

2017-08-09 at 9:01 PM UTC

#49

mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

Originally posted by Bill Krozby russel brand?

anyways this guy screams at his cats and threatens to rape them

That sounds like dissociator.

2017-08-09 at 9:05 PM UTC

#50

kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

Originally posted by mashlehash That sounds like dissociator.

uh no...

2017-08-09 at 9:07 PM UTC

#51

mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

Originally posted by Bill Krozby uh no…

Uh okay but uh, only because you said no.

2017-08-09 at 9:08 PM UTC

#52

kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

Originally posted by mashlehash Uh okay but uh, only because you said no.

uh okay, only because you agreed with me.

2017-08-09 at 9:09 PM UTC

#53

mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

Originally posted by Bill Krozby uh okay, only because you agreed with me.

That doesn't make sense.

2017-08-10 at 12:28 AM UTC

#54

kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

mashlemash

2017-08-10 at 5 AM UTC

#55

cerakote African Astronaut

Bill Krozby, mmq, or whoever else, do your cats do retarded shit to get your attention? mine sure do...

when im trying to take a shit, razz will climb into my pants all bunched up around my ankles and either attempt to crawl out through the leg or just plain plop down like shes getting ready for a nap. other times while im in the hallway doing laundry she crawls in between the shirts hanging on the nearby door handle and the door itself and "hide" and when you walk by she swipes at your leg/foot playfully. ember on the other hand is a bit too autistic to do something that complicated. her thing is walking in your direct line of sight, making weird chirpy meows, and then flopping over to expose her tummy to you. siamese cats are supposed to be among the most intelligent of cat breeds but either she's an exception or is so woke that my feeble human brain cant think on her wavelength

2017-08-10 at 5:03 AM UTC

#56

Dissociator African Astronaut

Its a cat.. kick it

2017-08-10 at 5:54 AM UTC

#57

kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

Originally posted by cerakote Bill Krozby, mmq, or whoever else, do your cats do retarded shit to get your attention? mine sure do…

when im trying to take a shit, razz will climb into my pants all bunched up around my ankles and either attempt to crawl out through the leg or just plain plop down like shes getting ready for a nap. other times while im in the hallway doing laundry she crawls in between the shirts hanging on the nearby door handle and the door itself and "hide" and when you walk by she swipes at your leg/foot playfully. ember on the other hand is a bit too autistic to do something that complicated. her thing is walking in your direct line of sight, making weird chirpy meows, and then flopping over to expose her tummy to you. siamese cats are supposed to be among the most intelligent of cat breeds but either she's an exception or is so woke that my feeble human brain cant think on her wavelength

actually bengal cats are the most intelligent.

2017-08-10 at 9:28 AM UTC

#58

benny vader YELLOW GHOST

Originally posted by Bill Krozby actually bengal cats are the most intelligent.

ya, to a reetard like you.

2017-08-10 at 11:10 AM UTC

#59

mmQ Lisa Turtle

The highest IQ cats have obtained were almost all scored by Calicos, not to mention they were given literally the same standard IQ test that is used for human testing.

I believe Chootie was tested as a babby and scored in the upper 80s.

2017-08-10 at 11:28 AM UTC

#60

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

Originally posted by mmQ The highest IQ cats have obtained were almost all scored by Calicos, not to mention they were given literally the same standard IQ test that is used for human testing.

I believe Chootie was tested as a babby and scored in the upper 80s.

Sploo is 2x as smart as your cat

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