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2017-06-26 at 8:59 AM UTCForgive me nigga, for I have sinned. It's been 1 day and 2 hours since my last confession. I ate all my drugs prematurely like usual and I could use your prayers to help me sleep this week and not flip out if my mom starts slamming doors and shit. Should I just kill myself? I don't think I can do that to my dog and my dad who both need me. Please say some prayers for your fellow nigga my nigga
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2017-06-26 at 10:27 AM UTC\thrayad
'forgive me nigga for i have sinned, its been XX days since my last confession…'
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2017-06-26 at 11:26 AM UTC
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2017-06-26 at 11:31 AM UTC
Originally posted by Kinkou Forgive me nigga, for I have sinned. It's been 1 day and 2 hours since my last confession. I ate all my drugs prematurely like usual and I could use your prayers to help me sleep this week and not flip out if my mom starts slamming doors and shit. Should I just kill myself? I don't think I can do that to my dog and my dad who both need me. Please say some prayers for your fellow nigga my nigga
you keep sinning child. I think it would be good for you to come and work as my "personal assistant" for a few days. that way you won't be around to bother your family or your dog. you can stay here at the monastery for a few nights, you'll need to bring a change of clothes, coat, trousers, tops, sexy lingerie, some random sex toys and a tube of lube.
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2017-06-26 at 11:32 AM UTC
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2017-06-26 at 4:53 PM UTC
Originally posted by NARCassist btw children, you shud be starting your confessions 'forgive me nigga for i have sinned, its been XX days since my last confession…'
lets start doing it properly now
suck cock, nigger. I don't ask for anything and the only thing you're getting from me is a rectal fistula. -
2017-06-26 at 5:34 PM UTCDamnit I knew that my actions were unforgivable
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2017-07-25 at 6:15 PM UTCany of you freaky shits been sinning lately?
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2017-07-25 at 6:23 PM UTCforgive me nigga for i have sinned, its been 274 months since my last confession…
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2017-07-25 at 6:40 PM UTC
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2017-07-25 at 6:41 PM UTC
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2017-07-25 at 6:44 PM UTC
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2017-07-25 at 6:55 PM UTCI mailed them to my ex because I want his cunty, fat, mooching SJW girlfriend to get mad at him
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2017-07-25 at 6:58 PM UTC
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2017-07-25 at 7:07 PM UTC
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2017-07-25 at 7:16 PM UTC
Originally posted by 10 Ft. Ganja Plant You do not possess the appropriate level of security clearance for me to elaborate.
well i'm just gonna go ahead and assume that if you hadn't watched them then you would have just gone ahead and said no. now that we've got that cleared up, would you like to borrow my copy of big fat creampie 7, or i have the worlds sloppiest clits 5 and 6. you're welcome to take them for a while. just bring them back when you're finished child.
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2017-07-25 at 9:28 PM UTCFucked a potato.
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2017-07-25 at 10:43 PM UTC
Originally posted by mashlehash Fucked a potato.
go to your nearest sexual health clinic. there's a very good chance you may have contracted hepotato C. you also need to contact all your other sexual partners and advise them they are fucking a potato shagger.
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2017-08-31 at 1:25 PM UTC
Originally posted by Narc go to your nearest sexual health clinic. there's a very good chance you may have contracted hepotato C. you also need to contact all your other sexual partners and advise them they are fucking a potato shagger.
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Post last edited by Narc at 2017-07-25T22:45:49.884772+00:00
After I swooned my potato, I cut it up on the cutting board and fried it. -
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