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  1. Originally posted by Piles of Crack I'd love for Connor to paralyze that spook but I know it won't happen.

    Mayweather is going to make him look like the illiterate nigger that day. Conor is going to look straight up stupid... Maybe he'll wipe his tears away with the gigantic appearance fee and prize purse he's going to get.
  2. Discount Whore 2.0 Houston [retell my unflavored scrape]
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon McGregor is going to get his fucking ass beat. He is going to get humiliated.

    For all his woman-beating, illiterate nigger-being flaws, Floyd is the greatest Boxer to ever have lived, and he does it with absolute in-ring intelligence and technical mastery. Anybody who bets the under is a retard. Floyd is not going to put Conor down, he is going to drag the fight out and absolutely humiliate him. He has the best defensive game on the planet. Connor will be swinging, whiffing, and getting bopped for 500 rounds.

    I can't help but feel everybody betting against Floyd is only doing it because they want to see him get his face smashed in. I sure do. Dude's a total jackass and dumb too.
  3. Discount Whore 2.0 Houston [retell my unflavored scrape]
    Originally posted by mmQ I'd like to see him grow so frustrated from not landing any punches that he instinctively goes into MMA mode and tackles Mayweather and submits him with a rear naked chokehold.

    Does he still get paid if he gets disqualified? Maybe fined? Because this would be amazing. There's no way he will win, but assaulting Mayweather with everything he's got would be a win in my book.
  4. Originally posted by Discount Whore 2.0 I can't help but feel everybody betting against Floyd is only doing it because they want to see him get his face smashed in. I sure do. Dude's a total jackass and dumb too.

    That's a great way to toss money away, lol
  5. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    More evidence that the Buddha may have been one of the original antinatalists:

    "From craving as a requisite condition comes clinging. From clinging as a requisite condition comes becoming. From becoming as a requisite condition comes birth. From birth as a requisite condition, then aging and death, sorrow, lamentation, pain, distress, and despair come into play. Such is the origination of this entire mass of stress and suffering.

    Now from the fading and cessation of the six sense media comes the cessation of contact. From the cessation of contact comes the cessation of feeling. From the cessation of feeling comes the cessation of craving. From the cessation of craving comes the cessation of clinging/sustenance. From the cessation of clinging/sustenance comes the cessation of becoming. From the cessation of becoming comes the cessation of birth. From the cessation of birth, then aging and death, sorrow, lamentation, pain, distress, and despair all cease. Such is the cessation of this entire mass of stress and suffering."
  6. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    It's not a made up label, it's a legitimate philosophical viewpoint.
  7. Fuck this dumb word enhancement
  8. Some people were saying that Mayweather should bet on McGregor then throw the fight. That would make him millions on betting, then also set up two more McGregor v. Mayweather fights with even bigger purses. He would come out of that a billionaire.
  9. Originally posted by 1337 Some people were saying that Mayweather should bet on McGregor then throw the fight. That would make him millions on betting, then also set up two more McGregor v. Mayweather fights with even bigger purses. He would come out of that a billionaire.

    His record is worth more to him at this point than money I think.
  10. Originally posted by Piles of Crack His record is worth more to him at this point than money I think.

    I was thinking about that too. It's his pride vs his greed. I think it would make him look worse to lose to an mma guy who has only had amateur boxing fights, but then again, a billion dollars is a lot of dollars.
  11. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Yeah purposefully losing with a 49-0 record would be tough. It's not like he needs the money anyway. I'd win and retire for good.
  12. Originally posted by 1337 Some people were saying that Mayweather should bet on McGregor then throw the fight. That would make him millions on betting, then also set up two more McGregor v. Mayweather fights with even bigger purses. He would come out of that a billionaire.

    that's the most retarded shit I've heard in my life.

    if Floyd "49-0" Mayweather throws a fight, not only does he lose his GOAT record, but since he'll be throwing the fight to an amateur boxer who has literally never had a single boxing match before, he'll be humiliated AND people are going to look into his loss, including investigating bookies etc, and end up with his name dragged through the mud again... All for a bunch of money when he's already got a net worth of $400 million including a $180,000,000 sweep from the Pacquiao fight alone.

    Plus the purse on this fight is probably gonna be HUMONGOUS; some estimates are pegging this one at a $400m payout for Mayweather alone. It's literally not even worth his time to throw this match and lose his championship streak.

    He's already tied Rocky Marciano's 49-0, and this win will be so fucking easy, and it'll give him the greatest record in history. He's already cemented his place as the greatest technical boxer of all time, and this win will make him an actual legend of the sport.
  13. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Oh boy, looks like another van attack in London!

    https://www.reddit.com/r/worldnews/comments/6i317e/van_hits_pedestrians_near_finsbury_park_mosque_in/?st=j43i430l&sh=7ade6997

    Edit: Oh, wait, may not be what it seems.

    Post last edited by Malice at 2017-06-19T02:11:26.311373+00:00
  14. Hey guys, I dun goofed and bought a gram of heroin today because my old d-boy got out of jail. I used it all in a couple hours so I went back and got a ball. I'm a fucking idiot. Anyway, this is the first stop on my path of destruction that I seem to have gone down several times before.

    I fucking love opiates, I wish I had never taken them in the first place. I still remember the first time I ever got high. A friend of mine got his wisdom teeth taken out when I was 14 and he saved his percocet and gave them to me. I took 20mg and was puking my guts out and nodded my balls off. I knew then that it was a bad idea to do them again, yet here we are. I never learn, I wonder how monumental my fuckup will be this time.
  15. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Keep us updated, paths of destruction are always fun to read about, especially if it's someone you've known for years.
  16. Originally posted by Malice Keep us updated, paths of destruction are always fun to read about, especially if it's someone you've known for years.

    You know I will. I love to share my stupidity. I shouldn't have ever filled my roxi script. I knew deep down this would happen.
  17. slam an entire pot of coffee with that and have you a mini speedball
  18. Originally posted by The Self Taught Man slam an entire pot of coffee with that and have you a mini speedball

    I don't have a syringe big enough to slam a pot of coffee. I guess I'll just have to use cocaine instead.
  19. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by 1337 I don't have a syringe big enough to slam a pot of coffee. I guess I'll just have to use cocaine instead.

    take out the plunger, slip some surgical tubing over the end, fill it with coffee and blow
  20. I should just get an infusion kit and hook it up. Gives new meaning to drip coffee.

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