The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDS

1. 2017-06-17 at 8:50 PM UTC

   #981
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   
   

   Originally posted by Captain Falcon Then you're taking more trouble to do it than I am to update block your retardation, and that means I win.

   
   not really
2. 2017-06-17 at 9:02 PM UTC

   #982
   Malice Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by Lanny oh man, weed hangover, those brownies hit hard

   
   What were the effects like?
   
   I also had a hangover the first time I tried homemade edibles. The effects last too long, it burns you out. Probably most enjoyable if you only use enough to get a mild-moderate high.
3. 2017-06-17 at 9:16 PM UTC

   #983
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Needledick_Needledick_Needledick
   
   
   not really

   
   Absolutely.
4. 2017-06-17 at 9:19 PM UTC

   #984
   

   Lanny Bird of Courage

   Originally posted by Malice What were the effects like?
   
   I also had a hangover the first time I tried homemade edibles. The effects last too long, it burns you out. Probably most enjoyable if you only use enough to get a mild-moderate high.

   
   It was super sedating/relaxed for me, although that might just have been the weed I used. Like you said, lasted a long time, but I knew this about edibles so dosed conservatively and it was pretty pleasant. Based on the potency I have way more brownies than I'm going to eat before they go stale, gotta give some away.
5. 2017-06-17 at 9:24 PM UTC

   #985
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   "Weed hangovers", fucking amateurs.
6. 2017-06-17 at 9:33 PM UTC

   #986
   

   Lanny Bird of Courage
   yung nigga, I may be an amateure but way back they taught me to blow my whistle and run when I bump into rapists, rather than bring them across the country to hang. This be one lesson I think y'all might benefit from, nahmean?
7. 2017-06-17 at 9:37 PM UTC

   #987
   Malice Naturally Camouflaged
   Attack on Titan season 3 2018 was announced right at the end of S2. Who would have expected this after the 4 years gap between S1 and S2.
   
   I thought Boku no Hero S2 was ending soon, there are still 13 episodes to go. Sweet.
   
   I think I'll add Eromanga Sensei to my current season watch list as well.
   
   Post last edited by Malice at 2017-06-17T21:48:31.217965+00:00
8. 2017-06-17 at 9:48 PM UTC

   #988
   

   Discount Whore 2.0 Houston [retell my unflavored scrape]

   Originally posted by Lanny yung nigga, I may be an amateure but way back they taught me to blow my whistle and run when I bump into rapists, rather than bring them across the country to hang. This be one lesson I think y'all might benefit from, nahmean?

   
   Hydro is a rapist? Holy shit it gets better and better.
9. 2017-06-17 at 9:50 PM UTC

   #989
   Malice Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by Piles of Crack Good thing I'm not German then I guess. I usually don't give a fuck about my birthday anyways and just end up working a double shift or something to avoid any unwanted attention, this is the first year I'm actually doing something fun for myself in a long time.

   
   If anyone ever asks me why I don't celebrate birthdays I'm going to respond, "Why would I celebrate the worst thing that ever happened to me and the relentless progression of old age and death?"
10. 2017-06-17 at 10:43 PM UTC

    #990
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Remarkable to experience such optimal chemically induced inducement of happiness, a reversal of depression. This is what I was looking for and missing, the one substance that makes a hiki state sustainable, negates many of the negative effects. Now I only need to resist the temptation to remain this way and continue with what I already have planned.
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11. 2017-06-17 at 11:40 PM UTC

    #991
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Over/under for McGregor vs Mayweather PPV buys is 4.99 million. Take the over. I'm also thinking about putting a couple hundred on the Irish cunt just because of the odds.
12. 2017-06-18 at 12:01 AM UTC

    #992
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Lanny yung nigga, I may be an amateure but way back they taught me to blow my whistle and run when I bump into rapists, rather than bring them across the country to hang. This be one lesson I think y'all might benefit from, nahmean?

    
    It's not across the country it's only a few states.
13. 2017-06-18 at 12:51 AM UTC

    #993
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    She don't understand English but she want me?
14. 2017-06-18 at 1:39 AM UTC

    #994
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Wasp Sugar She don't understand English but she want me?

    
    Is she foreign or just mentally retarded? Either way you should smash.
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15. 2017-06-18 at 1:41 AM UTC

    #995
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by 1337 Over/under for McGregor vs Mayweather PPV buys is 4.99 million. Take the over. I'm also thinking about putting a couple hundred on the Irish cunt just because of the odds.

    
    I wonder what the over/under is on # of punches McGregor lands. Probably 12 or some shit.
16. 2017-06-18 at 2:46 AM UTC

    #996
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by mmQ I wonder what the over/under is on # of punches McGregor lands. Probably 12 or some shit.

    
    
    Here's a list of all the prop bets and the betting lines as of yesterday.
    
    https://www.mmafighting.com/2017/6/16/15811044/floyd-mayweather-vs-conor-mcgregor-odds-released-for-fight-ppv-sales
17. 2017-06-18 at 2:54 AM UTC

    #997
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Malice Remarkable to experience such optimal chemically induced inducement of happiness, a reversal of depression. This is what I was looking for and missing, the one substance that makes a hiki state sustainable, negates many of the negative effects. Now I only need to resist the temptation to remain this way and continue with what I already have planned.

    
    I was gonna say I've noticed a marked change in the tone of your posts. You're even joking around with the boys like a regular guy. Now for that pride of yours.
    
    It's got to melt away.
    
    Pride to the side.
    
    I'm gonna give you the respect that you earn.. ay.. I just followed u on Instagram.. I like your style
18. 2017-06-18 at 4:31 AM UTC

    #998
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    McGregor is going to get his fucking ass beat. He is going to get humiliated.
    
    For all his woman-beating, illiterate nigger-being flaws, Floyd is the greatest Boxer to ever have lived, and he does it with absolute in-ring intelligence and technical mastery. Anybody who bets the under is a retard. Floyd is not going to put Conor down, he is going to drag the fight out and absolutely humiliate him. He has the best defensive game on the planet. Connor will be swinging, whiffing, and getting bopped for 500 rounds.
19. 2017-06-18 at 11:38 AM UTC

    #999
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I'd love for Connor to paralyze that spook but I know it won't happen.
20. 2017-06-18 at 11:53 AM UTC

    #1000
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Piles of Crack I'd love for Connor to paralyze that spook but I know it won't happen.

    
    I'd like to see him grow so frustrated from not landing any punches that he instinctively goes into MMA mode and tackles Mayweather and submits him with a rear naked chokehold.
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