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  1. cerakote African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby lol are you serious? you know you made a girl cum by going down on her the first time you ever had sex? did she have a big butt?

    yes and yes
  2. I respect Fargo
  3. RisiR † 29 Autism
    Originally posted by What_a_Kreep Is there a chaser involved? It depends on the type of Crouton if one is really needed. Some I have no trouble throwing back like a shot. However, currently I have this Green Elephant from…I want to say either Canopy or LI Herbals and it is soooo gritty, it's like sand that won't dissolve. *uck*. I have never made tea but I am wanting to try this method. I like T&W cuz it just gets it over with quick and seems to be the most effective. I made extract once but it didn't turn out too good.

    No chaser. Just bitter, sandy water.

    I mix Thai, Philipino and Sumatra Crouton together and that's it. I kinda like the taste now.
  4. RisiR † 29 Autism
    Originally posted by Wasp Sugar I respect Fargo

    Fargo fucking hates you, though.
  5. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Wasp Sugar I respect Fargo

    I am embarrassed to have raised you like this. You literally make me grimace when I read your posts, son. Please find a knife and cut your wrists the long way. I'm not gonna tell you again.
  6. Originally posted by mmQ I am embarrassed to have raised you like this. You literally make me grimace when I read your posts, son. Please find a knife and cut your wrists the long way. I'm not gonna tell you again.

    dad, you were never even there. Furthermore, you are in your 30s drinking during the afternoon in the Great Plains.
  7. Oh wait there's more.. Dad, you believed in hell at age 28.
  8. dad, you're in a deep depression.
  9. cerakote African Astronaut
    Originally posted by The Self Taught Man Your usertitle should say chief something…

    the armchair general of the us counterintelligence force
  10. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Wasp Sugar dad, you were never even there. Furthermore, you are in your 30s drinking during the afternoon in the Great Plains.

    I am the clouds. I was and always will be there. Don't sass me. Our entire family is ashamed and saddened and it hurts me to see you post here, in any regard.

    So, and once again you've manipulated me and your mother like always, I am telling you again, as your father, to drag a goddamn knife blade from the stem of your hands to as close as you can get to your elbow crook, and make it deep, and don't fucking question me or I will do it my goddamn self.
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  11. RisiR † 29 Autism
    Sounds like somo homo roleplay Zek would be involved in.
  12. RisiR † 29 Autism
    Somo homo domo alliGAYtor Mr. Hoboto.
  13. RisiR † 29 Autism
    Sometimes I wonder what's wron with Lanny.
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  14. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by RisiR † Somo homo domo alliGAYtor Mr. Hoboto.

    Please tell me you bookmarked Randy Airlines. I need it.
  15. cerakote African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Piles of Crack You know I'll have you out of that hellhole soon enough. I wish I could give you more than a three day vacation for the time being but it's better than nothing and will hopefully help clear your head a bit and give you some hope/perspective of how it will be once you can live a normal life. That asshole doesn't deserve someone like you.

    if she isnt bullshitting you then vietnam vets are totally FUCKED. that is true suffering and he is better off dead because such a quality of life is literally worse than squalor. hydro, pm me his address, name, etc and if i ever happen across the area i can dispose of him in exchange for his booze and drugs
  16. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Ahhh shit Plunketts Pest Control just pulled up to my building. It's going down.
  17. Lanny Bird of Courage
    So I placed an order with amazon, it got delivered to the wrong building. OK, no big deal, that happens sometimes because of where my building is positioned. Contact amazon, they issue a new order and it gets delivered the next day. Shipping takes an extra day but no biggie. Then the following day the original order shows up, so I now have doubles of everything I ordered having paid only once. I figure I'll notify amazon and see if they want me to send the items back, I can store the doubles and will eventually use them but it felt a little like stealing if I didn't at least let them know. Customer support doesn't understand what I'm telling them though and end up refunding my order, so now I have double what I ordered and it's free. Maybe karma is real or some shit.
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  18. Originally posted by 1337 Bro, you two need to get a room. I like both of you guys but this lovey dovey shit makes me want to vomit. I consider your future rape detailed by HM lovey dovey shit.

    Also, I broke down and boofed 30mg of hydrocodone so I'm felling pretty good with the Crouton on top of it.

    That's only like the second time I've ever said anything in response to one her posts about me, not like we're exchanging long sappy lovey posts with each other. I'm a private reserved person in general but it would be a dick move for me to ignore it when she happens to mention something about me.

    It's not my fault she texts you graphic details of her intentions and whatnot, you gotta talk to her about that one. The woman is deprived as fuck, cut her some slack. You'll all thank me once I get her head screwed back on all the way.
  19. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by mmQ Ahhh shit Plunketts Pest Control just pulled up to my building. It's going down.

    oh my fucking god is this a scene froma movie, the guy LITERALLY, and I do mean that, just started spraying around beneath my deck and I feel a sudden spritz of what feels like rain, which is this fucking NERD PEST FAGGOT spraying his hose just all over, with no regard. I have a goddamn open beer (which I will FINISH, REGARDLESS) and me and it were just showered in this guy's pesticides, and I stand up and say WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK DUDE??

    He goes, in a legit nerdy fucking stuffed nose taped glasses faggot voice "OOhhh my godd I'm sooo sorry I didn't see anyone sitting up there I'm just spraying for spiders and things."

    "UHHHHHHHH YEAH AND I AM SITTING HERE WITH AN OPEN BEER WHAT THE FUCK DUDE??" and I slammed my stupid sliding door in his face mid sentence. UNREAL.

    haha. UN FUCKING REAL I WILL KILL HIM NOW.
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  20. Originally posted by RisiR † Fargo fucking hates you, though.

    WS is one of the only people who has stayed cool with me over the years on the forums and we tend to be on a similar wavelength so I think we weirdly connect and relate to each other's fucked up drug induced struggles in that way. He only gives me a hard time in jest, he's a real nigga at heart.

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