2017-06-16 at 7:22 PM UTC
Oh wait there's more.. Dad, you believed in hell at age 28.
2017-06-16 at 7:22 PM UTC
dad, you're in a deep depression.
2017-06-16 at 7:24 PM UTC
Originally posted by Wasp Sugar
dad, you were never even there. Furthermore, you are in your 30s drinking during the afternoon in the Great Plains.
I am the clouds. I was and always will be there. Don't sass me. Our entire family is ashamed and saddened and it hurts me to see you post here, in any regard.
So, and once again you've manipulated me and your mother like always, I am telling you again, as your father, to drag a goddamn knife blade from the stem of your hands to as close as you can get to your elbow crook, and make it deep, and don't fucking question me or I will do it my goddamn self.
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2017-06-16 at 7:28 PM UTC
Sounds like somo homo roleplay Zek would be involved in.
2017-06-16 at 7:28 PM UTC
Somo homo domo alliGAYtor Mr. Hoboto.
2017-06-16 at 7:29 PM UTC
Sometimes I wonder what's wron with Lanny.
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2017-06-16 at 7:33 PM UTC
Ahhh shit Plunketts Pest Control just pulled up to my building. It's going down.
2017-06-16 at 7:35 PM UTC
So I placed an order with amazon, it got delivered to the wrong building. OK, no big deal, that happens sometimes because of where my building is positioned. Contact amazon, they issue a new order and it gets delivered the next day. Shipping takes an extra day but no biggie. Then the following day the original order shows up, so I now have doubles of everything I ordered having paid only once. I figure I'll notify amazon and see if they want me to send the items back, I can store the doubles and will eventually use them but it felt a little like stealing if I didn't at least let them know. Customer support doesn't understand what I'm telling them though and end up refunding my order, so now I have double what I ordered and it's free. Maybe karma is real or some shit.
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2017-06-16 at 7:39 PM UTC
Originally posted by mmQ
Ahhh shit Plunketts Pest Control just pulled up to my building. It's going down.
oh my fucking god is this a scene froma movie, the guy LITERALLY, and I do mean that, just started spraying around beneath my deck and I feel a sudden spritz of what feels like rain, which is this fucking NERD PEST FAGGOT spraying his hose just all over, with no regard. I have a goddamn open beer (which I will FINISH, REGARDLESS) and me and it were just showered in this guy's pesticides, and I stand up and say WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK DUDE??
He goes, in a legit nerdy fucking stuffed nose taped glasses faggot voice "OOhhh my godd I'm sooo sorry I didn't see anyone sitting up there I'm just spraying for spiders and things."
"UHHHHHHHH YEAH AND I AM SITTING HERE WITH AN OPEN BEER WHAT THE FUCK DUDE??" and I slammed my stupid sliding door in his face mid sentence. UNREAL.
haha. UN FUCKING REAL I WILL KILL HIM NOW.
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