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2017-08-03 at 4:11 AM UTCYeah it's not an invite forum; we had problems with a certain spammer and lanny decided that the easiest way to stop him would be to close reg temporarily. I still think there are much better options.
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2017-08-03 at 4:51 AM UTC
Originally posted by aldra the gay invite
There is a region know as the Sahel, a strip of land latitudinally spanning across the North of Africa, demarcating the separation between the arid, desertified landscape to it's north and the more fertile lands to its south, a "coast" ("sahel") between the sea of sand and the earth that supports the flesh.
In this region, there reside a number of tribes, among whom are the Wodaabe. The Wodaabe are a beautiful people, dark skinned, and with striking, symmetrical features and tall, incredibly powerful but slim builds.
The Wodaabe tribespeople have a custom that I found most pleasing during my time in their midst; they are a very polite culture, so they always shake hands upon meeting each other, even multiple times a day. And they are a surprisingly sexually liberated people, so when they desire to have sex with a woman, when shaking their hand, they discreetly scratch her palm with their middle finger. Rejection was not explicit; a woman would simply not obliged if she didn't want to. And if she did, they simply went to the nearest bush or rock and partook in sexual congress.
So when I found a woman among them attractive, I would scratch her palm, and I was never rejected. When I spent time talking to the women, they didn't hesitate to touch me and pick at me, and criticize and praise me with brutal honesty; your shoulders broad, that's goad; your cheekbones are high and pronounced, that's bad; you are tall, that's good; your legs are short compared to your torso, that's bad. But over all, they said that I scored well with them. So the entire trip felt like an ego boost, I could have sex with an incredibly gorgeous, exotic woman pretty much whenever I wanted, and all it took was knowledge of The Scratch.
On the final day, as my party prepared to leave, their cheif, a gigantic man named Kola'oa, came to see us off. We spoke through my interpreter. I said to him, with great respect; "we came here, and lived amongst you as your guests for twenty-two days, and you kept us with the utmost kindness and didn't utter a single word about payment nor favour, and held no curiosity about our departure. Truly you are one of the greatest peoples, and I wish we could do more to show you the kindness and generosity that you bestowed upon us."
Kola'oa listened silently as my interpreter relayed this; I doubt my message was delivered with the same careful eloquence as I tried to put into it, Kola'oa smiled as my interpreter finished. He spoke, and this time, for the first time in front of us and to our surprise and shock, in perfect English; "To move you to hold such a high opinion of us is a great joy to the Wodaabe. But to move you to the same kindness would be a greater joy yet."
With that, he extended his hands and I took them in the customary way. Our eyes locked and I felt a connection of mutual respect, a strong bond that was unlike anything I had ever experienced until then, or have experienced since.
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2017-08-03 at 5:04 AM UTC
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2017-08-03 at 5:09 AM UTCNext will be a post on reputable Chinese replica clothing.
Before that, two random notes:
#1) The inorgasmia from Nardil seems to be subsiding. Took far shorter today, it was much easier to orgasm. Increasing pleasure as well, arousement, ability maintain an erection. Likely in part from continuing recovery from my ailments, primarily severe depression, even anxiety, the neurological and endocrine changes. NSI-189 and going out for walks/jogs also helps considerably as well, triggers a distinct boost in mood, energy, and cognition afterward. It was also likely influenced by taking a good dose of vitamin D3 powder at night with a meal (fat improves absorption by quite a lot) due to the effect on testosterone it has. As I've mentioned before, diurnal variation in T is standard among males, peaking right around morning, which is the actual reason morning wood occurs, increased arousement particularly after waking. It's actually also been found that this is the time when males most prefer/desire sex (median).
I've been finishing off, or rather, using it as the second phase as it was still taking a very large amount of time in the past, using the hand humping technique. Make a fist and then extend your fingers a small amount. Now peer through the tunnel that has been made, viewed from the inner/thumbward side. Do you have the image now? I mentioned, after someone brought it up, that largely due to being circumcised I had never preferred using lube to jack off due to it feeling less pleasurable, my penis head becoming overstimulated and desensitized from this too rapidly, and it being much harder to come, with orgams less intense. I had to switch due to needing far mor stimulation after the inorgasmia set in. I now figured that it was using too much lubricant, the wrong kind, that was the main problem. I wasn't experiencing enough friction. Switching to baby oil, not too much, worked far better.
As for the technique, I simply oil up my hand, the humped area, penis, with the outer side of the entrance the thumb and ring finger make, underside of foreskin and the area it covers, and head, receiving more lubricant. I then lay down a sheet of paper towel below my penis to prevent oil from getting on the bed sheets and to ejaculate onto. After this, I simply lay on my side, with a strong preference for the left, as this is my natural sleeping position, legs extended so as to make the length of my penis fully available, under the covers as the temperature will better emulate the vaginal cavity, which I've found to be quite important, the oil helping with heat retention as well, both from the air as well as friction and heat transference from hand, then simply adjust my left hand, the entrance I make facing the penis head, of course, and usually take my penis and move it with my right hand so that it pops in there, the entrance tightened so as to simulate initial penetration. Then, as with a woman, moving solely my left hand this time, possibly stabilizing with the left at times, I move generally repeat this motion, exiting and entrancing so as to indulge in the particularly pleasurable feeling of initial entrance repeatedly. I then gradually continue to insert further, the area beneath the head feeling particularly pleasurably, moving back and forth, even exiting at times and entrancing once again, until full penetration is achieved. Emulated vaginal tightness varies with time and visualization. After this the style depends on what sex act is being imagined, the female's response. Long strokes, even reaching the point of near exit, without need for right hand stabilization. Sometimes a pleasureable accidental popping out. Thrusting with hips. The right hand moving in tandem with long strokes and tapping the scrotum to emulate full penetration, "balls deep" as it is colloquially known, slapping against a woman's ass or clitoris (I've mentioned a theory I have, which I am quite confident, in the past, on how this feels particularly pleasurable and seems to be a strong natural orgasm trigger when done right likely due to evolutionary origins. In sex, this would signal full penetration and extension of the vagina from arousal, increased likelihood of the female being near orgasm, during which the cervix moves downward in a scooping motion, and seminal deposit being allowed to the furthest depth. Impeccable logic!). Variations based on imagined anal sex, being considerably tighter, needing time to loosen and fully work its way in. The woman on top, possibly moving onto my back for this, even moving her hips in a circular motion in tandem with with vertical movement, or simply holding the head and foreskin region in while moving in this motion, to quite exotic effect. The thought of a woman's pleasure, moans, orgasm, is by far the most arousing to me, something I noticed in my adolescent years as a novice self-pleasurer. The ideal trigger for orgasm being full penetration, long rapid strokes, a high degree of imagine pleasure along with physical indications, such as a flushed face, possibly other parts of her body, of course moans, language, maximal arousal from her body, such as focus on the perfectly proportioned derriere, grabbing, spanking, possibly even switching to a fantasy of her developing a strong desire for anal, even an addiction to it, and finally I have found that the thought of her in the doggy style position, legs spread a bit as a natural sign of the gates being opened for you, and upper body resting on something soft yet large at the top of the bed, which she rests her body on, elevating it, and from this position bending forward to rest your body against hers, have her posterior fully pressed against you, and passionately kissing her as you thrust deeply and rapidly, simultaneously enjoying every aspect, the maximal contact, feeling of intimacy, as well as her bottom and genitalia fully pressed against yours. From hence, thrusting always maintained, and the final, fullest, thrust times with the inceptive and most powerful ejaculation, one can achieve orgasm of the highest calibre!
And so concludes my masterful guide on the techniques used to achieve the most decadent and gratifying masturbatory escapade!
#2) I had a ton of 1 dollar bills, thought that was just about all I had other than maybe a few 5s, in a tray on my desk and had never bothered to check if I had more there.
No, Lanny, I was never near broke or borderline homeless, I simply thought I had less money than I feel comfortable with, prefer, as a matter of caution and responsibility, regardless of how erratic and inconsistent it may be, or simply appear (You know not my full thoughts and values.), in other aspects of my life.
Turns out I had 4 fucking 7 accumulated. Fuck this shit, goddamn 1s, I'm spending them ASAP instead of using debit to get rid of them.
Not only that, but I found numerous other bills as well, including hundreds. $457 total.
Good lord I'm uncaring about money relative to the average person. It reminds of the time I forgot an envelope in that tray for months with 2.7K in it. Oh, it was at the end of last year, I thought it had been more recent: https://niggasin.space/post/77566
Autism memory power, remembered the string of words I needed on the second google.
Well, I definitely need new shoes, the Merrell Vapor Glove 2 or 3, cheap slippers, Decibullz - Custom Molded Earplugs, 31dB, possibly a cheap laptop, or whatever the term is for the most basic kind, for school. Just need it for simple internet browsing and writing, a good battery life, dependable and durable. Although it's possible I may receive money for that. Hell, i could potentially even lie about (eventually or concurrently) pursuing a CS degree and use that as an excuse to request more money for a considerably more expensive laptop, due to what I would claim to be higher requirements. Clothes, possibly good ones from China. Definitely need new shirts and a jacket. It's going to start getting cold around November, and I can't stand the cold, especially if there's wind. Nothing I hate more than a cold wind, likely due to sensory hyper-sensitivity, which effects my skin as well.
I need some motherfucking weed. It's been some time since I ran out and last smoked. Helps with so many things, particularly the irritability I've been feeling and falling asleep on time. Well, that is really my fault due to staying up reading, sometimes until, god, even as far as 6-7AM recently. heading straight to the Green Cross for a half oz of AC/DC, then Purple Star, by far the best dispensary in terms of overall value, for the optimal indica flowers and wax they have. Stock up.
Oh, I need ketamine (Provides a strong rapid boost in mood, motivation, hedonic tone, ability to use willpower, and reduces anxiety, all of which last for 1-2 weeks after a single dose, as well as numerous other benefits, and is excellent for depressive episodes, in case I actually am mildly bipolar or experience episodes for an unknown reason.), clonazolam, and nortriptyline and reboxetine to combine with Nardil, during separate periods, to see what works best, as it prevents the tyramine reaction and allows you to eat whatever you want, may even reduce the effect of norepinephrine, which would be fantastic as I've written how it effects me due to the neurological archetype of my autism, the amygdala abnormalities, how it causes horrendous relentless anxiety, fear, and apprehension.
Hmm, so that's maybe $600 without the laptop, which I could possibly get for free. Oh, and I may/will probably receive a fair amount of other money for expenditures, even cost of living. When I registered I requested to speak about, register for, various programs i qualify for, so I may receive it from multiple sources. Excited to see what the most I can get is.
Oh, another thing that was mentioned during the orientation! Students are actually allowed to take one class at UC Berkeley, which is really close by, at the same cost per unit as what the community college charges (I believe my fee is waived.). What a sweet deal! I'll actually be able to select the most interesting class relevant to my goals I can find and experience UC Berkeley, a bit of what it's like, right away! Score!
Good lord, 1849 words this time!
I was wrong, Falco, I just don't learn. I went right back to my autistic predisposition.
Oh, actually, I took flmodafinil today, which always plays a huge part. Jesus christ it could make me productive if i channeled it to something like school, which I absolutely plan to do. No, seriously, imagine if I channeled all this power toward school. Shit, ideally I could probably get done with the entire semester in, like, 1/2 the time at least!
Post last edited by Malice at 2017-08-03T05:18:03.471518+00:00The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-08-03 at 5:09 AM UTC
Originally posted by Malice Next will be a post on reputable Chinese replica clothing.
Before that, two random notes:
#1) The inorgasmia from Nardil seems to be subsiding. Took far shorter today, it was much easier to orgasm. Increasing pleasure as well, arousement, ability maintain an erection. Likely in part from continuing recovery from my ailments, primarily severe depression, even anxiety, the neurological and endocrine changes. NSI-189 and going out for walks/jogs also helps considerably as well, triggers a distinct boost in mood, energy, and cognition afterward. It was also likely influenced by taking a good dose of vitamin D3 powder at night with a meal (fat improves absorption by quite a lot) due to the effect on testosterone it has. As I've mentioned before, diurnal variation in T is standard among males, peaking right around morning, which is the actual reason morning wood occurs, increased arousement particularly after waking. It's actually also been found that this is the time when males most prefer/desire sex (median).
I've been finishing off, or rather, using it as the second phase as it was still taking a very large amount of time in the past, using the hand humping technique. Make a fist and then extend your fingers a small amount. Now peer through the tunnel that has been made, viewed from the inner/thumbward side. Do you have the image now? I mentioned, after someone brought it up, that largely due to being circumcised I had never preferred using lube to jack off due to it feeling less pleasurable, my penis head becoming overstimulated and desensitized from this too rapidly, and it being much harder to come, with orgams less intense. I had to switch due to needing far mor stimulation after the inorgasmia set in. I now figured that it was using too much lubricant, the wrong kind, that was the main problem. I wasn't experiencing enough friction. Switching to baby oil, not too much, worked far better.
As for the technique, I simply oil up my hand, the humped area, penis, with the outer side of the entrance the thumb and ring finger make, underside of foreskin and the area it covers, and head, receiving more lubricant. I then lay down a sheet of paper towel below my penis to prevent oil from getting on the bed sheets and to ejaculate onto. After this, I simply lay on my side, with a strong preference for the left, as this is my natural sleeping position, legs extended so as to make the length of my penis fully available, under the covers as the temperature will better emulate the vaginal cavity, which I've found to be quite important, the oil helping with heat retention as well, both from the air as well as friction and heat transference from hand, then simply adjust my left hand, the entrance I make facing the penis head, of course, and usually take my penis and move it with my right hand so that it pops in there, the entrance tightened so as to simulate initial penetration. Then, as with a woman, moving solely my left hand this time, possibly stabilizing with the left at times, I move generally repeat this motion, exiting and entrancing so as to indulge in the particularly pleasurable feeling of initial entrance repeatedly. I then gradually continue to insert further, the area beneath the head feeling particularly pleasurably, moving back and forth, even exiting at times and entrancing once again, until full penetration is achieved. Emulated vaginal tightness varies with time and visualization. After this the style depends on what sex act is being imagined, the female's response. Long strokes, even reaching the point of near exit, without need for right hand stabilization. Sometimes a pleasureable accidental popping out. Thrusting with hips. The right hand moving in tandem with long strokes and tapping the scrotum to emulate full penetration, "balls deep" as it is colloquially known, slapping against a woman's ass or clitoris (I've mentioned a theory I have, which I am quite confident, in the past, on how this feels particularly pleasurable and seems to be a strong natural orgasm trigger when done right likely due to evolutionary origins. In sex, this would signal full penetration and extension of the vagina from arousal, increased likelihood of the female being near orgasm, during which the cervix moves downward in a scooping motion, and seminal deposit being allowed to the furthest depth. Impeccable logic!). Variations based on imagined anal sex, being considerably tighter, needing time to loosen and fully work its way in. The woman on top, possibly moving onto my back for this, even moving her hips in a circular motion in tandem with with vertical movement, or simply holding the head and foreskin region in while moving in this motion, to quite exotic effect. The thought of a woman's pleasure, moans, orgasm, is by far the most arousing to me, something I noticed in my adolescent years as a novice self-pleasurer. The ideal trigger for orgasm being full penetration, long rapid strokes, a high degree of imagine pleasure along with physical indications, such as a flushed face, possibly other parts of her body, of course moans, language, maximal arousal from her body, such as focus on the perfectly proportioned derriere, grabbing, spanking, possibly even switching to a fantasy of her developing a strong desire for anal, even an addiction to it, and finally I have found that the thought of her in the doggy style position, legs spread a bit as a natural sign of the gates being opened for you, and upper body resting on something soft yet large at the top of the bed, which she rests her body on, elevating it, and from this position bending forward to rest your body against hers, have her posterior fully pressed against you, and passionately kissing her as you thrust deeply and rapidly, simultaneously enjoying every aspect, the maximal contact, feeling of intimacy, as well as her bottom and genitalia fully pressed against yours. From hence, thrusting always maintained, and the final, fullest, thrust times with the inceptive and most powerful ejaculation, one can achieve orgasm of the highest calibre!
And so concludes my masterful guide on the techniques used to achieve the most decadent and gratifying masturbatory escapade!
#2) I had a ton of 1 dollar bills, thought that was just about all I had other than maybe a few 5s, in a tray on my desk and had never bothered to check if I had more there.
No, Lanny, I was never near broke or borderline homeless, I simply thought I had less money than I feel comfortable with, prefer, as a matter of caution and responsibility, regardless of how erratic and inconsistent it may be, or simply appear (You know not my full thoughts and values.), in other aspects of my life.
Turns out I had 4 fucking 7 accumulated. Fuck this shit, goddamn 1s, I'm spending them ASAP instead of using debit to get rid of them.
Not only that, but I found numerous other bills as well, including hundreds. $457 total.
Good lord I'm uncaring about money relative to the average person. It reminds of the time I forgot an envelope in that tray for months with 2.7K in it. Oh, it was at the end of last year, I thought it had been more recent: https://niggasin.space/post/77566
Autism memory power, remembered the string of words I needed on the second google.
Well, I definitely need new shoes, the Merrell Vapor Glove 2 or 3, cheap slippers, Decibullz - Custom Molded Earplugs, 31dB, possibly a cheap laptop, or whatever the term is for the most basic kind, for school. Just need it for simple internet browsing and writing, a good battery life, dependable and durable. Although it's possible I may receive money for that. Hell, i could potentially even lie about (eventually or concurrently) pursuing a CS degree and use that as an excuse to request more money for a considerably more expensive laptop, due to what I would claim to be higher requirements. Clothes, possibly good ones from China. Definitely need new shirts and a jacket. It's going to start getting cold around November, and I can't stand the cold, especially if there's wind. Nothing I hate more than a cold wind, likely due to sensory hyper-sensitivity, which effects my skin as well.
I need some motherfucking weed. It's been some time since I ran out and last smoked. Helps with so many things, particularly the irritability I've been feeling and falling asleep on time. Well, that is really my fault due to staying up reading, sometimes until, god, even as far as 6-7AM recently. heading straight to the Green Cross for a half oz of AC/DC, then Purple Star, by far the best dispensary in terms of overall value, for the optimal indica flowers and wax they have. Stock up.
Oh, I need ketamine (Provides a strong rapid boost in mood, motivation, hedonic tone, ability to use willpower, and reduces anxiety, all of which last for 1-2 weeks after a single dose, as well as numerous other benefits, and is excellent for depressive episodes, in case I actually am mildly bipolar or experience episodes for an unknown reason.), clonazolam, and nortriptyline and reboxetine to combine with Nardil, during separate periods, to see what works best, as it prevents the tyramine reaction and allows you to eat whatever you want, may even reduce the effect of norepinephrine, which would be fantastic as I've written how it effects me due to the neurological archetype of my autism, the amygdala abnormalities, how it causes horrendous relentless anxiety, fear, and apprehension.
Hmm, so that's maybe $600 without the laptop, which I could possibly get for free. Oh, and I may/will probably receive a fair amount of other money for expenditures, even cost of living. When I registered I requested to speak about, register for, various programs i qualify for, so I may receive it from multiple sources. Excited to see what the most I can get is.
Oh, another thing that was mentioned during the orientation! Students are actually allowed to take one class at UC Berkeley, which is really close by, at the same cost per unit as what the community college charges (I believe my fee is waived.). What a sweet deal! I'll actually be able to select the most interesting class relevant to my goals I can find and experience UC Berkeley, a bit of what it's like, right away! Score!
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2017-08-03 at 5:28 AM UTCno i din't read it either falco. looked painfully long and boring din't it?
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2017-08-03 at 5:48 AM UTCThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-08-03 at 6:32 AM UTCThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-08-03 at 10:35 AM UTCLOL
Next will be a post on reputable Chinese replica clothing.
Before that, two random notes:
#1) The inorgasmia from Nardil seems to be subsiding. -
2017-08-03 at 10:43 AM UTC
Originally posted by Malice Next will be a post on reputable Chinese replica clothing.
Before that, two random notes:
#1) The inorgasmia from Nardil seems to be subsiding. Took far shorter today, it was much easier to orgasm. Increasing pleasure as well, arousement, ability maintain an erection. Likely in part from continuing recovery from my ailments, primarily severe depression, even anxiety, the neurological and endocrine changes. NSI-189 and going out for walks/jogs also helps considerably as well, triggers a distinct boost in mood, energy, and cognition afterward. It was also likely influenced by taking a good dose of vitamin D3 powder at night with a meal (fat improves absorption by quite a lot) due to the effect on testosterone it has. As I've mentioned before, diurnal variation in T is standard among males, peaking right around morning, which is the actual reason morning wood occurs, increased arousement particularly after waking. It's actually also been found that this is the time when males most prefer/desire sex (median).
I've been finishing off, or rather, using it as the second phase as it was still taking a very large amount of time in the past, using the hand humping technique. Make a fist and then extend your fingers a small amount. Now peer through the tunnel that has been made, viewed from the inner/thumbward side. Do you have the image now? I mentioned, after someone brought it up, that largely due to being circumcised I had never preferred using lube to jack off due to it feeling less pleasurable, my penis head becoming overstimulated and desensitized from this too rapidly, and it being much harder to come, with orgams less intense. I had to switch due to needing far mor stimulation after the inorgasmia set in. I now figured that it was using too much lubricant, the wrong kind, that was the main problem. I wasn't experiencing enough friction. Switching to baby oil, not too much, worked far better.
As for the technique, I simply oil up my hand, the humped area, penis, with the outer side of the entrance the thumb and ring finger make, underside of foreskin and the area it covers, and head, receiving more lubricant. I then lay down a sheet of paper towel below my penis to prevent oil from getting on the bed sheets and to ejaculate onto. After this, I simply lay on my side, with a strong preference for the left, as this is my natural sleeping position, legs extended so as to make the length of my penis fully available, under the covers as the temperature will better emulate the vaginal cavity, which I've found to be quite important, the oil helping with heat retention as well, both from the air as well as friction and heat transference from hand, then simply adjust my left hand, the entrance I make facing the penis head, of course, and usually take my penis and move it with my right hand so that it pops in there, the entrance tightened so as to simulate initial penetration. Then, as with a woman, moving solely my left hand this time, possibly stabilizing with the left at times, I move generally repeat this motion, exiting and entrancing so as to indulge in the particularly pleasurable feeling of initial entrance repeatedly. I then gradually continue to insert further, the area beneath the head feeling particularly pleasurably, moving back and forth, even exiting at times and entrancing once again, until full penetration is achieved. Emulated vaginal tightness varies with time and visualization. After this the style depends on what sex act is being imagined, the female's response. Long strokes, even reaching the point of near exit, without need for right hand stabilization. Sometimes a pleasureable accidental popping out. Thrusting with hips. The right hand moving in tandem with long strokes and tapping the scrotum to emulate full penetration, "balls deep" as it is colloquially known, slapping against a woman's ass or clitoris (I've mentioned a theory I have, which I am quite confident, in the past, on how this feels particularly pleasurable and seems to be a strong natural orgasm trigger when done right likely due to evolutionary origins. In sex, this would signal full penetration and extension of the vagina from arousal, increased likelihood of the female being near orgasm, during which the cervix moves downward in a scooping motion, and seminal deposit being allowed to the furthest depth. Impeccable logic!). Variations based on imagined anal sex, being considerably tighter, needing time to loosen and fully work its way in. The woman on top, possibly moving onto my back for this, even moving her hips in a circular motion in tandem with with vertical movement, or simply holding the head and foreskin region in while moving in this motion, to quite exotic effect. The thought of a woman's pleasure, moans, orgasm, is by far the most arousing to me, something I noticed in my adolescent years as a novice self-pleasurer. The ideal trigger for orgasm being full penetration, long rapid strokes, a high degree of imagine pleasure along with physical indications, such as a flushed face, possibly other parts of her body, of course moans, language, maximal arousal from her body, such as focus on the perfectly proportioned derriere, grabbing, spanking, possibly even switching to a fantasy of her developing a strong desire for anal, even an addiction to it, and finally I have found that the thought of her in the doggy style position, legs spread a bit as a natural sign of the gates being opened for you, and upper body resting on something soft yet large at the top of the bed, which she rests her body on, elevating it, and from this position bending forward to rest your body against hers, have her posterior fully pressed against you, and passionately kissing her as you thrust deeply and rapidly, simultaneously enjoying every aspect, the maximal contact, feeling of intimacy, as well as her bottom and genitalia fully pressed against yours. From hence, thrusting always maintained, and the final, fullest, thrust times with the inceptive and most powerful ejaculation, one can achieve orgasm of the highest calibre!
And so concludes my masterful guide on the techniques used to achieve the most decadent and gratifying masturbatory escapade!
#2) I had a ton of 1 dollar bills, thought that was just about all I had other than maybe a few 5s, in a tray on my desk and had never bothered to check if I had more there.
No, Lanny, I was never near broke or borderline homeless, I simply thought I had less money than I feel comfortable with, prefer, as a matter of caution and responsibility, regardless of how erratic and inconsistent it may be, or simply appear (You know not my full thoughts and values.), in other aspects of my life.
Turns out I had 4 fucking 7 accumulated. Fuck this shit, goddamn 1s, I'm spending them ASAP instead of using debit to get rid of them.
Not only that, but I found numerous other bills as well, including hundreds. $457 total.
Good lord I'm uncaring about money relative to the average person. It reminds of the time I forgot an envelope in that tray for months with 2.7K in it. Oh, it was at the end of last year, I thought it had been more recent: https://niggasin.space/post/77566
Autism memory power, remembered the string of words I needed on the second google.
Well, I definitely need new shoes, the Merrell Vapor Glove 2 or 3, cheap slippers, Decibullz - Custom Molded Earplugs, 31dB, possibly a cheap laptop, or whatever the term is for the most basic kind, for school. Just need it for simple internet browsing and writing, a good battery life, dependable and durable. Although it's possible I may receive money for that. Hell, i could potentially even lie about (eventually or concurrently) pursuing a CS degree and use that as an excuse to request more money for a considerably more expensive laptop, due to what I would claim to be higher requirements. Clothes, possibly good ones from China. Definitely need new shirts and a jacket. It's going to start getting cold around November, and I can't stand the cold, especially if there's wind. Nothing I hate more than a cold wind, likely due to sensory hyper-sensitivity, which effects my skin as well.
I need some motherfucking weed. It's been some time since I ran out and last smoked. Helps with so many things, particularly the irritability I've been feeling and falling asleep on time. Well, that is really my fault due to staying up reading, sometimes until, god, even as far as 6-7AM recently. heading straight to the Green Cross for a half oz of AC/DC, then Purple Star, by far the best dispensary in terms of overall value, for the optimal indica flowers and wax they have. Stock up.
Oh, I need ketamine (Provides a strong rapid boost in mood, motivation, hedonic tone, ability to use willpower, and reduces anxiety, all of which last for 1-2 weeks after a single dose, as well as numerous other benefits, and is excellent for depressive episodes, in case I actually am mildly bipolar or experience episodes for an unknown reason.), clonazolam, and nortriptyline and reboxetine to combine with Nardil, during separate periods, to see what works best, as it prevents the tyramine reaction and allows you to eat whatever you want, may even reduce the effect of norepinephrine, which would be fantastic as I've written how it effects me due to the neurological archetype of my autism, the amygdala abnormalities, how it causes horrendous relentless anxiety, fear, and apprehension.
Hmm, so that's maybe $600 without the laptop, which I could possibly get for free. Oh, and I may/will probably receive a fair amount of other money for expenditures, even cost of living. When I registered I requested to speak about, register for, various programs i qualify for, so I may receive it from multiple sources. Excited to see what the most I can get is.
Oh, another thing that was mentioned during the orientation! Students are actually allowed to take one class at UC Berkeley, which is really close by, at the same cost per unit as what the community college charges (I believe my fee is waived.). What a sweet deal! I'll actually be able to select the most interesting class relevant to my goals I can find and experience UC Berkeley, a bit of what it's like, right away! Score!
Good lord, 1849 words this time!
I was wrong, Falco, I just don't learn. I went right back to my autistic predisposition.
Oh, actually, I took flmodafinil today, which always plays a huge part. Jesus christ it could make me productive if i channeled it to something like school, which I absolutely plan to do. No, seriously, imagine if I channeled all this power toward school. Shit, ideally I could probably get done with the entire semester in, like, 1/2 the time at least!
Post last edited by Malice at 2017-08-03T05:18:03.471518+00:00
The entire italics part is about jerking off....The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
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2017-08-03 at 3:18 PM UTC
Originally posted by What_a_Kreep You're bragging about Instagram likes and those hoes are the thirsty ones?
Hey man, I just started, 50 pictures of my cat and nobody cares, post an expensive watch and all of them are on my dick and PM me "what's been up?" and the like, these hoes thirstier than the Mojave. -
2017-08-03 at 3:21 PM UTCPro tip, don't blow fishscale cocaine if you're on Effexor XR.
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2017-08-03 at 3:25 PM UTCWhat kinda IWC watch do you have, CF?
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2017-08-03 at 3:30 PM UTCI'm really fucking bored and feel like ass. What can I do?
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