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2017-08-03 at 2:44 AM UTCFucking ayy lmao, the last 5 posts have me dying.
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2017-08-03 at 2:55 AM UTCLanny, do these entice you as well?
This is so discreet and well made. Perfect if you don't want to stand out, for it to be noticeable, are ever in a situation where the use of a fidget toy wouldn't be seen as acceptable (Boring as fuck meetings that never amount to anything/much.).
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/fidgipen/fidgi-pen-a-fidget-toy-disguised-as-a-pen
Found a superior version of the standard cube, higher quality and 2 silent buttons. 97% 5 star 3% 4 star at 36 reviews: https://www.amazon.com/Fidget-Zippi-reduce-anxiety-Stress/dp/B0716P8B3N/ref=pd_sbs_21_35?_encoding=UTF8&pd_rd_i=B0716P8B3N&pd_rd_r=YHN5TFEM00NYYEST0NFR&pd_rd_w=6BIGS&pd_rd_wg=0Cb3O&psc=1&refRID=YHN5TFEM00NYYEST0NFR
The ultimate fidget toy, a fidget dodecagon. 78, 15, 6, 0, 1 rating, 5-1 stars, average 4.7:
Only thing I dislike are those stupid fucking faces. Well, I guess you could run your thumb across them for tactile stimulation. I would also highly prefer something like the buttons on the cube as opposed to the d-pad, with 2 of them silent. Although some of them may replace, even be superior to the cube, for pen like clicking. The d-pad buttons could also be easily modified with a dremel or file, the legs (shorter sides, as opposed to the hypotenuse) filed down until even with the surface so there's more room between them
More analysis of the dodecagon, using things in reach to imagine an analogous experience:
Can't see myself using the soft button, stress ball, or d-pad. Actually, a flicking motion on the first two does feel nice. Oh, and if pressed in a circular motion, which is what I would prefer, the d-pad may actually be preferable to the 5 buttons/clickers.
Ripped skin for a back and forth motion using thumb, maybe, but gets boring fast, and the cube gears could provide a superior replacement due to also providing motion, and you could also slide your thumb across all three, at a right angle to them, for a similar texture, possibly even more satisfying due to greater roughness, the gaps in between. Oh wait, this has gears as well.
Rope loop: Not gonna us it to spin or hang it. *grabs 2 large thick well made/strong rubber bands, folds them* *Thinks about rocking motion, hangs pipe from them* Oh, actually, rocking it back and forth does feel pretty satisfying, and of course it is larger and heavier, making it more satisfying. As for tugging, it actually does feel nice on the fingers with two hands, like, tension relieving, an outlet for putting actual force into something. With one hand it also feels nice to put around your fingers and extend, work the extensor. Don't know how durable it would be for this or how thick it feels, the resistance.
Sliding interface: Would feel nice, especially with a light locking mechanism.
Squishy buds: Also seems appealing, different from anything the cube offers.
Only thing missing is that metal ball bearing. Seems nice to spin and flick, but then again the metal texture could feel too slippery and be frustrating. Nothing really gives the same sensation, unfortunately. Then again, of course the gears do the same thing, and if the ball can be depressed it doesn't appeal to me, would actually be detrimental, a nuisance, due to likelihood of it accidentally occurring when spinning. Also, of course the gears also allow the same motion, although not as smooth, but I think I may prefer that. Although the feeling of metal would be nice, only part that provides it. Also, the ball can be turned in any direction, without need for alignment along an axis, but I would only likely spin/turn it in the cardinal directions anyway. Also the cube could simply be turned if I wanted to spin the gears along an x axis. Due to my preference for sameness/repetition I can't see myself changing directions often. Emulated it with a lighter's flint wheel and it doesn't feel right.
Only benefit the cube has is that it's smaller and less discrete, more portable. This isn't an issue for me, I'd prefer the increased size and weight. Feels much better in the hands, along with the shape.
I am an analyzation machine.
(No, this is not rationalization. It actually surprised me, the cube initially seemed like it could win. Could it truly be a coincidence, or, beneath the surface/superficial impression, a surprisingly well thought out design? Good chance, the people who design things like this tend to be, or at least should be, pretty intelligent, knowledgeable, and skilled/have quite a bit of relevant real world/work experience. There's a lot at stake.)
Yep, looks like dodecagon wins decisively. I'm buying it.
Oh damn, I've been fixated on fidget toys, all the aspects I had to research, ponder, and analyze, for the past 4 hours! I just sperged out hardcore again without really realizing it. I'm autistic as fuck! I mean, seriously, I literally did this over fidget toys, it's...it's just absurd! It's almost as if the universe is attempting to make me as autistic as possible, guide/send me down a path where I become the most autistic being in history, the most powerful autist alive. I literally wrote 1072 words!
But, no, this is genuinely the kind of effort I put into something that genuinely matters to me, a significant long-term purchase. I enjoy it and it's worth it to me. If I hadn't done so I would have made a serious mistake/sub-optimal choice, costing me considerable utility, and not merely in terms of pleasure, but from the benefits fidget toys have for autists and ADDs (ADDuds...I kind of like that. Meant to convey defectiveness. A deficit in the ability to maintain attention is not a gift. Well, then again, it's not necessarily purely negative, so I suppose I'm not one to talk after all!). Over the utility deficit would have been substantial, far more than what I may have lost from the opportunity cost of this. -
2017-08-03 at 2:57 AM UTC
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2017-08-03 at 2:58 AM UTC
Originally posted by Malice Lanny, do these entice you as well?
This is so discreet and well made. Perfect if you don't want to stand out, for it to be noticeable, are ever in a situation where the use of a fidget toy wouldn't be seen as acceptable (Boring as fuck meetings that never amount to anything/much.).
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/fidgipen/fidgi-pen-a-fidget-toy-disguised-as-a-pen
Found a superior version of the standard cube, higher quality and 2 silent buttons. 97% 5 star 3% 4 star at 36 reviews: https://www.amazon.com/Fidget-Zippi-reduce-anxiety-Stress/dp/B0716P8B3N/ref=pd_sbs_21_35?_encoding=UTF8&pd_rd_i=B0716P8B3N&pd_rd_r=YHN5TFEM00NYYEST0NFR&pd_rd_w=6BIGS&pd_rd_wg=0Cb3O&psc=1&refRID=YHN5TFEM00NYYEST0NFR
The ultimate fidget toy, a fidget dodecagon. 78, 15, 6, 0, 1 rating, 5-1 stars, average 4.7:
Only thing I dislike are those stupid fucking faces. Well, I guess you could run your thumb across them for tactile stimulation. I would also highly prefer something like the buttons on the cube as opposed to the d-pad, with 2 of them silent. Although some of them may replace, even be superior to the cube, for pen like clicking. The d-pad buttons could also be easily modified with a dremel or file, the legs (shorter sides, as opposed to the hypotenuse) filed down until even with the surface so there's more room between them
More analysis of the dodecagon, using things in reach to imagine an analogous experience:
Can't see myself using the soft button, stress ball, or d-pad. Actually, a flicking motion on the first two does feel nice. Oh, and if pressed in a circular motion, which is what I would prefer, the d-pad may actually be preferable to the 5 buttons/clickers.
Ripped skin for a back and forth motion using thumb, maybe, but gets boring fast, and the cube gears could provide a superior replacement due to also providing motion, and you could also slide your thumb across all three, at a right angle to them, for a similar texture, possibly even more satisfying due to greater roughness, the gaps in between. Oh wait, this has gears as well.
Rope loop: Not gonna us it to spin or hang it. *grabs 2 large thick well made/strong rubber bands, folds them* *Thinks about rocking motion, hangs pipe from them* Oh, actually, rocking it back and forth does feel pretty satisfying, and of course it is larger and heavier, making it more satisfying. As for tugging, it actually does feel nice on the fingers with two hands, like, tension relieving, an outlet for putting actual force into something. With one hand it also feels nice to put around your fingers and extend, work the extensor. Don't know how durable it would be for this or how thick it feels, the resistance.
Sliding interface: Would feel nice, especially with a light locking mechanism.
Squishy buds: Also seems appealing, different from anything the cube offers.
Only thing missing is that metal ball bearing. Seems nice to spin and flick, but then again the metal texture could feel too slippery and be frustrating. Nothing really gives the same sensation, unfortunately. Then again, of course the gears do the same thing, and if the ball can be depressed it doesn't appeal to me, would actually be detrimental, a nuisance, due to likelihood of it accidentally occurring when spinning. Also, of course the gears also allow the same motion, although not as smooth, but I think I may prefer that. Although the feeling of metal would be nice, only part that provides it. Also, the ball can be turned in any direction, without need for alignment along an axis, but I would only likely spin/turn it in the cardinal directions anyway. Also the cube could simply be turned if I wanted to spin the gears along an x axis. Due to my preference for sameness/repetition I can't see myself changing directions often. Emulated it with a lighter's flint wheel and it doesn't feel right.
Only benefit the cube has is that it's smaller and less discrete, more portable. This isn't an issue for me, I'd prefer the increased size and weight. Feels much better in the hands, along with the shape.
I am an analyzation machine.
(No, this is not rationalization. It actually surprised me, the cube initially seemed like it could win. Could it truly be a coincidence, or, beneath the surface/superficial impression, a surprisingly well thought out design? Good chance, the people who design things like this tend to be, or at least should be, pretty intelligent, knowledgeable, and skilled/have quite a bit of relevant real world/work experience. There's a lot at stake.)
Yep, looks like dodecagon wins decisively. I'm buying it.
Oh damn, I've been fixated on fidget toys, all the aspects I had to research, ponder, and analyze, for the past 4 hours! I just sperged out hardcore again without really realizing it. I'm autistic as fuck! I mean, seriously, I literally did this over fidget toys, it's…it's just absurd! It's almost as if the universe is attempting to make me as autistic as possible, guide/send me down a path where I become the most autistic being in history, the most powerful autist alive. I literally wrote 1072 words!
But, no, this is genuinely the kind of effort I put into something that genuinely matters to me, a significant long-term purchase. I enjoy it and it's worth it to me. If I hadn't done so I would have made a serious mistake/sub-optimal choice, costing me considerable utility, and not merely in terms of pleasure, but from the benefits fidget toys have for autists and ADDs (ADDuds…I kind of like that. Meant to convey defectiveness. A deficit in the ability to maintain attention is not a gift. Well, then again, it's not necessarily purely negative, so I suppose I'm not one to talk after all!). Over the utility deficit would have been substantial, far more than what I may have lost from the opportunity cost of this.
Didn't read.
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2017-08-03 at 3:15 AM UTC
Originally posted by mmQ It's ok M8. I've seen the likes of them, men getting dominated, spread eagle with women stomping their feet down on their junk or kicking their balls into their body. I guess I never watched long enough to see if the guy blew his lid.
lol, i came across(not literally lol) a video on pornhub the other week of some dude getting pegged by two chicks and they made out while they banged his asshole with their strapons. it looked fucking ridiculous, the dude just seemed to be so into it but i couldn't figure how, while having two pretty hot chicks having a threesome with you, and you'd rather fag out like that. rather than enjoy to the max the benefit of having two pussy's, two mouths and two girl assholes to bang yourself silly on. some faggot these days huh?
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2017-08-03 at 3:20 AM UTC
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2017-08-03 at 3:27 AM UTCuhm..... HAI GUIZThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-08-03 at 3:28 AM UTCIve been gone so long I've almost become a functioning member of society......
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2017-08-03 at 3:32 AM UTCI doubt that very much
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2017-08-03 at 3:36 AM UTC
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2017-08-03 at 3:36 AM UTC
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2017-08-03 at 3:40 AM UTC
Originally posted by aldra I doubt that very much
lol well I've just traveled the country from ny to oregon for about 2 years doing a horseshoe of the us from ny to oregon... Basically ny to florida, then west to cali and up. Thankfully all my friends scattered the country so I was able to live for months at pitstops in florida, new orleans, texas, new mexico, etc etc Was really enjoyable and nice to huck it and get a job as you see a city for a few months. All the while though I was getting grand mals until one lasted over 30 minutes in a gas station and was so bad i bashed teeth out. Had to be airlifted to the closest hospital capable of my issue. They had to defibrillate my heart even to stop the muscle tightening from destroying itself. Coma for two days, medical coma for days.. in a blur i was able to sign myself out and pose as mentally competent and apparently told my wife immediately after how the hospitals run by bears and pointed to cartoons that werent there..... threw up bile in their lobby as i left with nothing but missing teeth and a swollen face and no answers from any brainscans.....was real cute.
After that meds and trying to stop this evil, well it never worked but its been so long I've just been working again full time 7 days a week instead of constant medication trials and failures. In that yeah id say im alot better then iv'ing dmt and drinking a half gallon a day lol. Its just me and my wife saving and praying. How the hell has this crowd been much less how is this site all in all? I just registered and went straight for trt to be honest
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2017-08-03 at 3:42 AM UTCWhat was causing the seizures?
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2017-08-03 at 3:49 AM UTC
Originally posted by aldra What was causing the seizures?
ive had partial seizures since 14 that stayed at a severity of deja vu and a sense of extra sensory perceptions , my very first grand mal was in the town dose me lives in, i crashed with him and got a job at a burger joint and one night as i left the bathroom i black out and wake up with people around me soap opera style in a hospital.... it was all my coworkers and boss and they just brought me back and got me drunk as they told me i just went down and started bashing my head on this cast iron safe in the corner of the kitchen..... they got me drunk not considering my concussion and i went outside for a cigarette and forgot how to get back inside somehow. I banged on a few houses doors confused and just got the cops called on me. They just flat out smelt my breath and arrested me for drunk in public and mischief not believing my story.... was real cute lol.
But idk i think it was just my proneness tied into not eating well, no sleep, and a few fortys as my bedtime regiment to avoid insomnia. That and 10 hour work days on an empty stomach.... my body just broke as well as my superiority complex lol. -
2017-08-03 at 3:52 AM UTC
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2017-08-03 at 3:53 AM UTC
Originally posted by Erorr lol well I've just traveled the country from ny to oregon for about 2 years doing a horseshoe of the us from ny to oregon… Basically ny to florida, then west to cali and up. Thankfully all my friends scattered the country so I was able to live for months at pitstops in florida, new orleans, texas, new mexico, etc etc Was really enjoyable and nice to huck it and get a job as you see a city for a few months. All the while though I was getting grand mals until one lasted over 30 minutes in a gas station and was so bad i bashed teeth out. Had to be airlifted to the closest hospital capable of my issue. They had to defibrillate my heart even to stop the muscle tightening from destroying itself. Coma for two days, medical coma for days.. in a blur i was able to sign myself out and pose as mentally competent and apparently told my wife immediately after how the hospitals run by bears and pointed to cartoons that werent there….. threw up bile in their lobby as i left with nothing but missing teeth and a swollen face and no answers from any brainscans…..was real cute.
After that meds and trying to stop this evil, well it never worked but its been so long I've just been working again full time 7 days a week instead of constant medication trials and failures. In that yeah id say im alot better then iv'ing dmt and drinking a half gallon a day lol. Its just me and my wife saving and praying. How the hell has this crowd been much less how is this site all in all? I just registered and went straight for trt to be honest
Post last edited by Erorr at 2017-08-03T03:43:05.490837+00:00
has lanny opened registrations again?
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2017-08-03 at 3:55 AM UTCno just the gay invite system
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2017-08-03 at 3:56 AM UTC
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2017-08-03 at 3:57 AM UTCthought i smelt another scrawny alt there for a moment.
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2017-08-03 at 4:04 AM UTCI more so hawked a hey could ya at a few people, not really an invite. I tried to rejoice with you fine folks once more :)The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
