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Drunken Debauchery and Summer Misery

  1. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Oh I guess I don't have to be laying in the trash. I forgot how trash angels work.
  2. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Bahh but it's just a bunch of nearly empty beer cans. I don't want them toppling over.

    NO ANGEL 4 U!
  3. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Phoenix I went to the hospital to get help with social anxiety/depression/etc today and they told me they wouldn't help me and that I should go to rehab for trying to self-medicate.

    Yeah, I'm fucking killing myself.

    cram a large foreign object into your pooper. thatll bring out the psycho-shaman who always prescribes something.

    and. post pics.

    you really should have posted pics of the highlighter crammed into your crapper.
  4. Originally posted by Phoenix Drunken Debauchery and Summer Misery

    Nah... Just some Summer Debauchery.

    I gotta stop there.
  5. BOSS Yung Blood
    I will send you desomorphine and amphetamine samples. Please message me a drop off address. I can tell you how to choose a secure delivery address if you'd like.
  6. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Heh, I forgot desomorphine is krokodil. I know purity and fillers/binders is a massive factor, along with various other things, just funny that your biggest seller is something with that stigma, common perception.
  7. BOSS Yung Blood
    Originally posted by Malice Heh, I forgot desomorphine is krokodil. I know purity and fillers/binders is a massive factor, along with various other things, just funny that your biggest seller is something with that stigma, common perception.

    Yes that's why it is our biggest seller. This was actually unexpected to us because for most narcotics, the cheapest product will always price out more expensive products, and product quality itself has near to no relevance. But in the case of desomorphine, users are willing to pay more for a pure product free of impurities.

    We have also optimised our supply chain and production processes in order to be more competitive in terms of price; the reason why bad desomorohine is so cheap is not because the ingredients are any cheaper than good desomorphine, it is because it is made en masse with crude processes to be sold cheaply in bulk. We don't really have higher costs than anyone else in terms of materials and synthesis, we are just better.
  8. Originally posted by BOSS Yes that's why it is our biggest seller. This was actually unexpected to us because for most narcotics, the cheapest product will always price out more expensive products, and product quality itself has near to no relevance. But in the case of desomorphine, users are willing to pay more for a pure product free of impurities.

    We have also optimised our supply chain and production processes in order to be more competitive in terms of price; the reason why bad desomorohine is so cheap is not because the ingredients are any cheaper than good desomorphine, it is because it is made en masse with crude processes to be sold cheaply in bulk. We don't really have higher costs than anyone else in terms of materials and synthesis, we are just better.

    A P P R O P R I A T E

    T H R E A D

    B R O
  9. Nil African Astronaut [the overexcited four-footed chanar]
    Originally posted by BOSS I will send you desomorphine and amphetamine samples. Please message me a drop off address. I can tell you how to choose a secure delivery address if you'd like.

    would you like a picture of my likeness as well, make sure it ends up in the right hands?
  10. BOSS Yung Blood
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon A P P R O P R I A T E

    T H R E A D

    B R O

    I apologize. I was just making conversation.
  11. BOSS Yung Blood
    Originally posted by Nil would you like a picture of my likeness as well, make sure it ends up in the right hands?

    My offer was to the depressed original poster.
  12. Originally posted by BOSS I apologize. I was just making conversation.

    Oh fuck off.
  13. Originally posted by BOSS I will send you desomorphine and amphetamine samples. Please message me a drop off address. I can tell you how to choose a secure delivery address if you'd like.

    I would, but that whole secure address thing is the problem. DOn't like handing out my parents' address, so I'd need something else.

    I'd definitely get addicted to your shit and become a repeat customer though. So yeah, APPROPRIATE THREAD BRO. You know your targeted marketing. Haha. ♥
  14. Originally posted by Phoenix I would, but that whole secure address thing is the problem. DOn't like handing out my parents' address, so I'd need something else.

    I'd definitely get addicted to your shit and become a repeat customer though. So yeah, APPROPRIATE THREAD BRO. You know your targeted marketing. Haha. ♥

    Lol this nigga. Go to rehab Mr Twist. I love you kid, go get better.
  15. Originally posted by Captain Falcon Lol this nigga. Go to rehab Mr Twist. I love you kid, go get better.

    There is no better. It's like arthritis. You can treat the pain, but it's always there. Telling me to go to rehab is like telling an arthritic old fuck to stop taking Tylenol.
  16. Originally posted by Phoenix There is no better. It's like arthritis. You can treat the pain, but it's always there. Telling me to go to rehab is like telling an arthritic old fuck to stop taking Tylenol.

    That's gay, shut the fuck up faggot, you know that's not true and you're being a weak homo.

    Go to rehab and get better.
  17. Originally posted by Captain Falcon That's gay, shut the fuck up faggot, you know that's not true and you're being a weak homo.

    Go to rehab and get better.

    If talking to someone could cure crippling general/social anxiety, benzos would only exist for seizures. I don't need rehab, I just need to dose more intelligently and/or get a prescription for actual anxiety meds so I'm not eyeballing etizolam doses with a toothpick.
  18. Originally posted by Phoenix If talking to someone could cure crippling general/social anxiety, benzos would only exist for seizures. I don't need rehab, I just need to dose more intelligently and/or get a prescription for actual anxiety meds so I'm not eyeballing etizolam doses with a toothpick.

    No, retard. You need to stop relying on drugs and toughen up and stop being a faggot. Go to rehab. For once in your gay life, listen to some real advice. You're so fucked, you haven't thought straight in years. Go to rehab. I love you, buddy. Trust me, you need to get off all the substances.
  19. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon No, retard. You need to stop relying on drugs and toughen up and stop being a faggot. Go to rehab. For once in your gay life, listen to some real advice. You're so fucked, you haven't thought straight in years. Go to rehab. I love you, buddy. Trust me, you need to get off all the substances.

    He's right. Do it with an open mind. Worse that can happen is you quit.
  20. You live in the information age and have internet access. Learn computer or video shit. I myself make a bit of money on the side running my own YouTube channel, being advisor for other channels, a band, and animators/artists, and video editing. All you gotta do is find a way to monetize what you do for fun, do it better than others, and you're in business. A good place to learn coding is https://www.codecademy.com/ . Knowing how to code looks good on a resume, and you can fuck around and make shit. Making shit and being original, and having the drive to follow through with your ideas is how you leave the half-assing wannabes behind. Hate yourself. Motivate yourself by calling yourself a lazy shit. Tape a poster above your bed that says "get shit done". I want to die, but I don't have the time to kill myself, I'd much prefer to end up on top and be fucking good at what I do.

    In short, stop spending money on booze and drugs, use your self loathing to your advantage and be useful. Otherwise you're gonna be stuck shoving highlighters up your ass and cyber-begging.
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