Drunken Debauchery and Summer Misery

1. 2017-06-08 at 1:55 AM UTC

   #101
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Phoenix I literally OD'd and showed up at that hospital 2 weeks prior. The fuck was I got to tell them? I was execting a bit of sympathy, like "you clearly have problems… here's a script and attend NA meetings twice a week". Instead it was just "fuck off to rehab junkie, you're NEVER getting any med with abuse potential."

   
   "I go about in pity for myself, and all the while, a great wind carries me across the sky." - Ojibwe saying
2. 2017-06-08 at 1:55 AM UTC

   #102
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by mmQ Not even drugs that have no recreational value or basically can't be abused?

   
   You can still shpove them up Ur bum
3. 2017-06-08 at 1:56 AM UTC

   #103
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I'm bombing the hospital I swear to god.
4. 2017-06-08 at 2:55 AM UTC

   #104
   Malice Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by Phoenix I'm bombing the hospital I swear to god.

   
   Try asking for advice on a local subreddit or something, or maybe r/depression or r/advice.
5. 2017-06-08 at 3:32 AM UTC

   #105
   

   Lanny Bird of Courage

   Originally posted by mmQ Not even drugs that have no recreational value or basically can't be abused?

   
   If there's anything the totse experiment has proved, it's that no drug is beyond abuse.
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6. 2017-06-08 at 3:34 AM UTC

   #106
   Malice Naturally Camouflaged
   HTS, can you get ketamine? You should definitely try it as a fast acting potent antidepressant.
7. 2017-06-08 at 3:45 AM UTC

   #107
   

   Lanny Bird of Courage

   Originally posted by Lanny have we established the price for sexual favors yet?

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8. 2017-06-08 at 3:48 AM UTC

   #108
   Malice Naturally Camouflaged
   What if the price was returning the favor by 69'ing with him?
9. 2017-06-08 at 3:52 AM UTC

   #109
   

   Lanny Bird of Courage
   be still, my heart
10. 2017-06-08 at 3:54 AM UTC

    #110
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Lanny If there's anything the totse experiment has proved, it's that no drug is beyond abuse.

    
    I just meant they could've given him some goddamn advil or something!!
11. 2017-06-08 at 4:12 AM UTC

    #111
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Malice What if the price was returning the favor by 69'ing with him?

    
    The gay 69 is so perfect. It's like... two positively charged magnets.
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12. 2017-06-08 at 4:15 AM UTC

    #112
    BOSS Yung Blood
    Don't fight it. Intoxicants are the ultimate achievement of humanity. You can be so much more than your physical limitations. You don't need life, all you need is the chemicals triggered by life in your brain, and more.
13. 2017-06-08 at 12:29 PM UTC

    #113
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Lanny have we established the price for sexual favors yet?

    
    However much it costs to get you to Canada and some cheeseburgers from McDOnalds.
14. 2017-06-08 at 3:09 PM UTC

    #114
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    You could probably just get phoenix drunk for cheap (Well, assuming you don't pay Canadian prices) on a bad dry day and that would be enough.
    
    I have to admit, you do come off as cheap, and of course it's no secret that your self-esteem is mighty low, along with very high loneliness and isolation leading to great neediness. There are so many factors that make it easy to take advantage of you.
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15. 2017-06-08 at 4:48 PM UTC

    #115
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Malice You could probably just get phoenix drunk for cheap (Well, assuming you don't pay Canadian prices) on a bad dry day and that would be enough.
    
    I have to admit, you do come off as cheap, and of course it's no secret that your self-esteem is mighty low, along with very high loneliness and isolation leading to great neediness. There are so many factors that make it easy to take advantage of you.

    
    Pretty much. I've been awake for like 5 hours and I'm going back to sleep because there's no purpose to me being alive but also I'm not allowed to kill myself.
16. 2017-06-08 at 4:58 PM UTC

    #116
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Phoenix Pretty much. I've been awake for like 5 hours and I'm going back to sleep because there's no purpose to me being alive but also I'm not allowed to kill myself.

    
    Dude. Aren't there any GAMES that you like?
17. 2017-06-08 at 5:10 PM UTC

    #117
    

    bling bling Dark Matter
    the baty slap game
18. 2017-06-08 at 5:43 PM UTC

    #118
    

    Lanny Bird of Courage

    Originally posted by Phoenix However much it costs to get you to Canada and some cheeseburgers from McDOnalds.

    
    So for the cost of cheeseburgers could we get a video of you doing yourself with a highlighter?
19. 2017-06-08 at 5:50 PM UTC

    #119
    

    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

    Originally posted by Phoenix Pretty much. I've been awake for like 5 hours and I'm going back to sleep because there's no purpose to me being alive but also I'm not allowed to kill myself.

    
    You're such a loser can you do a trash angel for us please?
20. 2017-06-08 at 6:05 PM UTC

    #120
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Bill Krozby You're such a loser can you do a trash angel for us please?

    
    I can but I don't have anyone over to take the picture. :(