What is your greatest talent?

1. 2017-05-06 at 10:57 PM UTC

   #101
   

   Lanny Bird of Courage

   Originally posted by -SpectraL It was an honest question, and I gave an an honest answer. I've always been very, very good at finding vulnerabilities in any kind of scheme or structure. I think outside the box, and I seem to have an improved supply of luck on my side as well. I can't think of a single system I have not been able to infiltrate effectively.

   
   I gave an honest answer as well. I have a very special notebook wherein I may write the name (or pseudonym) and circumstances of death of any moral being and it will come true. I can't think of a single living thing I'm not able to kill on a whim.
2. 2017-05-06 at 11:20 PM UTC

   #102
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Lanny I gave an honest answer as well. I have a very special notebook wherein I may write the name (or pseudonym) and circumstances of death of any moral being and it will come true. I can't think of a single living thing I'm not able to kill on a whim.

   
   Good thing I'm immoral.
3. 2017-05-06 at 11:42 PM UTC

   #103
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

   Originally posted by Lanny I gave an honest answer as well. I have a very special notebook wherein I may write the name (or pseudonym) and circumstances of death of any moral being and it will come true. I can't think of a single living thing I'm not able to kill on a whim.

   
   I'd ask you to prove it by testing your magical powers on me, but... I don't want to die yet.
4. 2017-05-06 at 11:49 PM UTC

   #104
   

   Lanny Bird of Courage

   Originally posted by -SpectraL I'd ask you to prove it by testing your magical powers on me, but… I don't want to die yet.

   
   You're just going to have to take me at my word then I guess
5. 2017-05-07 at 12:21 AM UTC

   #105
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

   Originally posted by Lanny You're just going to have to take me at my word then I guess

   
   Turn Rodent into a frog or something.
6. 2017-05-07 at 12:29 AM UTC

   #106
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by -SpectraL Turn Rodent into a frog or something.

   
   He can't, I'm not moral.
7. 2017-05-07 at 12:30 AM UTC

   #107
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Darth Beaver I'm not moral.

   
   I might believe that.
8. 2017-05-07 at 12:30 AM UTC

   #108
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Dargo I might believe that.

   
   You would be advised to...
9. 2017-05-07 at 1:23 AM UTC

   #109
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   wow gonts
10. 2017-05-07 at 1:27 AM UTC

    #110
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by infinityshock that's hot. is your tongue that talented?

    
    
11. 2017-05-07 at 1:29 AM UTC

    #111
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    your my hero darth biker
12. 2017-05-07 at 2:36 AM UTC

    #112
    cerakote African Astronaut
    i love how mainstream christianity is chock full of bullshit and things that are either totally pagan or things that arent biblically canon are viewed as "regular"
    
    i always love trying to explain to dumb normies that im not jedi and that the bible does in fact tell you to not eat pork and shellfish and everything else just to hear the "kill and eat, peter" or "bro the old testament only applied to the jedis" meme
13. 2017-05-07 at 2:55 AM UTC

    #113
    

    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by Phoenix *shrug*

    
    best. answer. ever
14. 2017-05-07 at 2:56 AM UTC

    #114
    

    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by Darth Beaver He can't, I'm not moral.

    
    you're a moron
15. 2017-05-07 at 2:57 AM UTC

    #115
    

    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by Darth Beaver

    
    you're a fucking idiot
16. 2017-05-07 at 2:59 AM UTC

    #116
    

    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump your my hero darth biker

    
    you're pathetic...go suck each other off
17. 2017-05-07 at 3:10 AM UTC

    #117
    RestStop Space Nigga
    As sad and pathetic as it sounds I have unbelievable(literally) connections in business and the procurement of extremely rare and esoteric items(including but not limited to drugs so pure they're on a supernatural tier level).
18. 2017-05-07 at 3:12 AM UTC

    #118
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by infinityshock you're a fucking idiot

    
    

    
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • RestStop, 
    • NARCassist
19. 2017-05-07 at 3:13 AM UTC

    #119
    RestStop Space Nigga

    Originally posted by Darth Beaver

    

    
    That image is actually cool as fuck.
20. 2017-05-07 at 3:17 AM UTC

    #120
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by infinityshock you're a moron