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  1. #81
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump I steal hearts.

    Example: a girl at work is married and she asked to be my girlfriend today.

    Post last edited by SCronaldo_J_Trump at 2017-02-08T00:18:49.602440+00:00

    Damn that sounds like a dangerous situation. Either way you'll probably end up majorly fucked over.

    Always remember: "In love and revenge, woman is more barbaric than man." - Nietzsche (Jaded or not he was damn right)
  2. #82
    ITT: losers
  3. #83
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    ^you shouldn't talk about yourself like that. You're someone i care about and respect.
  4. #84
    I cry everyday over it
  5. #85
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Discount Whore I cry everyday over it

    i will pet u chicken
  6. #86
    Originally posted by blackbird I steal if I see an opportunity to. I only shoplift really, I don’t steal from individual people. There’s like a sense of accomplishment when you lift something that you just don’t feel when I just buy it.

    When I was in school I was kinda a klepto. I used to steal random shit from class that I would never have any use for. I did steal a TI-83, probably the best thing I ever got from there.

    I stole a ti-83 from my high school, but only because they stole mine first

    We were doing some bullshit in a computer lab or something near the end of the day and someone pulled the fire alarm

    By the time we got back in the lab the doors had been locked so we had to go home

    The next day the teacher didn't believe me so I stole a better one

    Four years later I spilled acetone on it at work and all of the buttons melted together
  7. #87
    Originally posted by Malice Damn that sounds like a dangerous situation. Either way you'll probably end up majorly fucked over.

    Always remember: "In love and revenge, woman is more barbaric than man." - Nietzsche (Jaded or not he was damn right)

    I don't blame her for wanting the best. I'm a lot of fun.
  8. #88
    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    Generally no, but I have bouts of mania during which I shoplift excessively and it's gotten me in heaps of trouble.
  9. #89
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    FUCK DA HATERZ OP YOU DO YOU BOO!
  10. #90
    I have stolen like three times since making this thread, all in the last 3 months lol
  11. #91
    Only women's hearts.
  12. #92
    Admin African Astronaut
    I do it for the dopamine hits. And for profit.
  13. #93
    Admin African Astronaut
    I actually do it mainly because I don't like paying for things. I always think about the things I could do with that money. I get buyers remorse when I pay for things(like food, gas, clothing, personal hygiene, household, electronics, sporting goods, ect).
  14. #94
    We'reAllBrownNosers African Astronaut
    I only steal from the government. Not usually anything that's worth a lot though. Not for the money. Just things I need.
  15. #95
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    I do but not as much as I used too. I've stolen from stores a bunch of times because of benzos. And I've stolen for the lulz while krunk and i've stolen to piss people off to let them know i don't like them. I dont really do much of that anymore. I just politely ask for their stuff if I really need it these days.

    I also steal virginity and hearts all day err day .

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