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The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus edition

  1. This is where the dredges of society wash up, guys. The zoo of drug addicts, pedophiles, and otherwise fundamentally brain damaged people who end up on this site poking sharpened sticks at each other through the slits in their cages. This is where we fling our personal stink of shit and splatter it violently across the room.

    Yes, some of it stinks more than others. Some of it is riddled with disease. Some, with bits of bone or a child's cold tears.

    Let us normal stenched people not forget how vile the diarrhea of pedophiles is. How goddamn wretched.

    If there is a God, he will curse you. If there is no God, I will curse you. You are the shit that gets flung, the larvae infested shell of excrement. Garbage. Nothing. Gutter scum. Pests that must be exterminated.

    Thankfully for you I'm not an exterminator.

    But they're out there.

    And they're coming for you...

    ...pedophiles.
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  2. Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace This is where the dredges of society wash up, guys. The zoo of drug addicts, pedophiles, and otherwise fundamentally brain damaged people who end up on this site poking sharpened sticks at each other through the slits in their cages. This is where we fling our personal stink of shit and splatter it violently across the room.

    Yes, some of it stinks more than others. Some of it is riddled with disease. Some, with bits of bone or a child's cold tears.

    Let us normal stenched people not forget how vile the diarrhea of pedophiles is. How goddamn wretched.

    If there is a God, he will curse you. If there is no God, I will curse you. You are the shit that gets flung, the larvae infested shell of excrement. Garbage. Nothing. Gutter scum. Pests that must be exterminated.

    Thankfully for you I'm not an exterminator.

    But they're out there.

    And they're coming for you…

    …pedophiles.

    Magnifico §m£ÂgØL. That was beautiful prose.
  3. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by Octavian Urgh, fucking sick of this. The site is infested with nonces.

    ur aa noinde
  4. Originally posted by Octavian Magnifico §m£ÂgØL. That was beautiful prose.

    It was alright. How could cold tears end up in fecal matter? First of all it would be warmed up already due to ur body temperature. Plus it probably wouldn’t even be tears anymore it would just become part of the shit? Nah mean? I mean I get the bit about the bones. They’re indigestible
  5. Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by Fox It was alright. How could cold tears end up in fecal matter? First of all it would be warmed up already due to ur body temperature. Plus it probably wouldn’t even be tears anymore it would just become part of the shit? Nah mean? I mean I get the bit about the bones. They’re indigestible

    The metaphorical pain encapsulated in the tears is consumed by the evil of tyranny, (paedophillia), then shat out.
  6. Originally posted by Fox I mean I get the bit about the bones. They’re indigestible

    Not if ur a hyena
  7. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Apparently there is a Chinese thing where they let the chicken just barely hatch out of the egg and then they eat the whole egg and chicken with all the shells and beaks and all that.
  8. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Also there was someone who came into my work once who ordered 3 pounds of whole crawfish and ate them all with all the shells and skin and everything.
  9. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by mmQ Also there was someone who came into my work once who ordered 3 pounds of whole crawfish and ate them all with all the shells and skin and everything.

    The fuck
  10. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Dude really wanted to get all 3 pounds huh
  11. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by ORACLE Dude really wanted to get all 3 pounds huh

    Apparently. I'm assuming he grew up doing it that way. I have no idea.

    When I was a kid I ate sunflower seeds without knowing how to do the separating the shell from the seed thing so I just ate them all and i learned the hard way when i took a shit the next day.
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  12. Originally posted by mmQ Apparently. I'm assuming he grew up doing it that way. I have no idea.

    When I was a kid I ate sunflower seeds without knowing how to do the separating the shell from the seed thing so I just ate them all and i learned the hard way when i took a shit the next day.

    It's an Asian thing. When I went to Taiwan thats what I saw people doing to the shrimp. Just a big crunch through the shell. I tried it and it was not good at all. There are little hard bits everywhere that don't chew nicely. I don't understand why you wouldn't peel them other than I guess liking the texture of chewing through shell? I was hoping it'd be some crispy secret and that I'd eat them that way forever onwards... But no :(
  13. Unless you mean he ate them raw
  14. Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by mmQ Also there was someone who came into my work once who ordered 3 pounds of whole crawfish and ate them all with all the shells and skin and everything.



    Originally posted by ORACLE Dude really wanted to get all 3 pounds huh

    Sometimes I eat prawns with some shell still on. I always eat the heads anyway.
  15. Originally posted by Octavian Sometimes I eat prawns with some shell still on. I always eat the heads anyway.

    Lol i saw this too

    Why? Its so gross. And I even had fresh stuff too, right by the sea. I cant imagine doing it again
  16. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
  17. Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Lol i saw this too

    Why? Its so gross. And I even had fresh stuff too, right by the sea. I cant imagine doing it again

    I just feel like a bear eating fish heads.

    IT'S WERE THE OMEGA 3 IS MAAAAAN
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  18. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Octavian Sometimes I eat prawns with some shell still on. I always eat the heads anyway.

    Originally posted by Octavian I just feel like a bear eating fish heads.

    IT'S WERE THE OMEGA 3 IS MAAAAAN

    LOL

    Nahhh man naaaaah, you gotta shell them. The little brown "vein" that runs down the spine is literally shrimp/prawn excrement. FUCK DAT.
  19. Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by ORACLE LOL

    Nahhh man naaaaah, you gotta shell them. The little brown "vein" that runs down the spine is literally shrimp/prawn excrement. FUCK DAT.

    Omg eeeeew.
  20. Originally posted by Octavian Omg eeeeew.

    Omg YUM!
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