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The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus edition
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2020-02-14 at 1:48 AM UTCThis is where the dredges of society wash up, guys. The zoo of drug addicts, pedophiles, and otherwise fundamentally brain damaged people who end up on this site poking sharpened sticks at each other through the slits in their cages. This is where we fling our personal stink of shit and splatter it violently across the room.
Yes, some of it stinks more than others. Some of it is riddled with disease. Some, with bits of bone or a child's cold tears.
Let us normal stenched people not forget how vile the diarrhea of pedophiles is. How goddamn wretched.
If there is a God, he will curse you. If there is no God, I will curse you. You are the shit that gets flung, the larvae infested shell of excrement. Garbage. Nothing. Gutter scum. Pests that must be exterminated.
Thankfully for you I'm not an exterminator.
But they're out there.
And they're coming for you...
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2020-02-14 at 2:13 AM UTC
Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace This is where the dredges of society wash up, guys. The zoo of drug addicts, pedophiles, and otherwise fundamentally brain damaged people who end up on this site poking sharpened sticks at each other through the slits in their cages. This is where we fling our personal stink of shit and splatter it violently across the room.
Yes, some of it stinks more than others. Some of it is riddled with disease. Some, with bits of bone or a child's cold tears.
Let us normal stenched people not forget how vile the diarrhea of pedophiles is. How goddamn wretched.
If there is a God, he will curse you. If there is no God, I will curse you. You are the shit that gets flung, the larvae infested shell of excrement. Garbage. Nothing. Gutter scum. Pests that must be exterminated.
Thankfully for you I'm not an exterminator.
But they're out there.
And they're coming for you…
…pedophiles.
Magnifico §m£ÂgØL. That was beautiful prose. -
2020-02-14 at 2:16 AM UTC
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2020-02-14 at 2:21 AM UTC
Originally posted by Octavian Magnifico §m£ÂgØL. That was beautiful prose.
It was alright. How could cold tears end up in fecal matter? First of all it would be warmed up already due to ur body temperature. Plus it probably wouldn’t even be tears anymore it would just become part of the shit? Nah mean? I mean I get the bit about the bones. They’re indigestible -
2020-02-14 at 2:31 AM UTC
Originally posted by Fox It was alright. How could cold tears end up in fecal matter? First of all it would be warmed up already due to ur body temperature. Plus it probably wouldn’t even be tears anymore it would just become part of the shit? Nah mean? I mean I get the bit about the bones. They’re indigestible
The metaphorical pain encapsulated in the tears is consumed by the evil of tyranny, (paedophillia), then shat out. -
2020-02-14 at 11:06 AM UTC
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2020-02-14 at 11:09 AM UTCApparently there is a Chinese thing where they let the chicken just barely hatch out of the egg and then they eat the whole egg and chicken with all the shells and beaks and all that.
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2020-02-14 at 11:10 AM UTCAlso there was someone who came into my work once who ordered 3 pounds of whole crawfish and ate them all with all the shells and skin and everything.
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2020-02-14 at 11:12 AM UTC
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2020-02-14 at 11:12 AM UTCDude really wanted to get all 3 pounds huh
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2020-02-14 at 11:15 AM UTC
Originally posted by ORACLE Dude really wanted to get all 3 pounds huh
Apparently. I'm assuming he grew up doing it that way. I have no idea.
When I was a kid I ate sunflower seeds without knowing how to do the separating the shell from the seed thing so I just ate them all and i learned the hard way when i took a shit the next day.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-02-14 at 11:31 AM UTC
Originally posted by mmQ Apparently. I'm assuming he grew up doing it that way. I have no idea.
When I was a kid I ate sunflower seeds without knowing how to do the separating the shell from the seed thing so I just ate them all and i learned the hard way when i took a shit the next day.
It's an Asian thing. When I went to Taiwan thats what I saw people doing to the shrimp. Just a big crunch through the shell. I tried it and it was not good at all. There are little hard bits everywhere that don't chew nicely. I don't understand why you wouldn't peel them other than I guess liking the texture of chewing through shell? I was hoping it'd be some crispy secret and that I'd eat them that way forever onwards... But no :( -
2020-02-14 at 11:32 AM UTCUnless you mean he ate them raw
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2020-02-14 at 11:46 AM UTC
Originally posted by mmQ Also there was someone who came into my work once who ordered 3 pounds of whole crawfish and ate them all with all the shells and skin and everything.
Originally posted by ORACLE Dude really wanted to get all 3 pounds huh
Sometimes I eat prawns with some shell still on. I always eat the heads anyway. -
2020-02-14 at 11:55 AM UTC
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2020-02-14 at 12:04 PM UTC
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2020-02-14 at 12:12 PM UTCThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-02-14 at 12:18 PM UTC
Originally posted by Octavian Sometimes I eat prawns with some shell still on. I always eat the heads anyway.
Originally posted by Octavian I just feel like a bear eating fish heads.
IT'S WERE THE OMEGA 3 IS MAAAAAN
LOL
Nahhh man naaaaah, you gotta shell them. The little brown "vein" that runs down the spine is literally shrimp/prawn excrement. FUCK DAT. -
2020-02-14 at 12:21 PM UTC
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2020-02-14 at 12:24 PM UTCThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
