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  1. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by mmQ I just accidentally called this girl I like then I spent an hour talking to her.

    "Accidentally"

    Sarah!? Hey yeah! Crazy right i wasn't expecting to call you either! No! HAHA My mom's called B... m-my... Wanna go grab a drink later?
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  2. Originally posted by mmQ I just accidentally called this girl I like then I spent an hour talking to her.

    She wants you too.
  3. How old was she before you killed her mq
  4. Octavian motherfucker


    Fucking gayyyy
  5. Octavian motherfucker
    Jdiwjehenwnwjw
  6. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Sophie "Accidentally"

    Sarah!? Hey yeah! Crazy right i wasn't expecting to call you either! No! HAHA My mom's called B… m-my… Wanna go grab a drink later?

    Lol. It literally was that though. I was sending her a message on FB messenger and somehow clicked the call option. Then I saw her pop up on the screen and I'm like uhhhhh, did you just call me and she said no you just called ME.
  7. Octavian motherfucker
    Fuckin relapse
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  8. Octavian motherfucker
    How about it
  9. Octavian motherfucker
    Hahahahahaha
  10. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace How old was she before you killed her mq

    9
  11. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Octavian Fuckin relapse

    better than a prolapse
  12. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Octavian Fuckin relapse

    Happens. Oh well. BEAN THERE DONE THAT WILL DO IT AGAIN.
  13. Octavian motherfucker
    Meh
  14. Cheyes Tuskegee Airman
    Its okay

    By the way, whay's the point of "just one beer"?

    That's what all the alcos including krotz say is that they always think "I'll have just one drink, that one beer would feel really good" and then they get hammered every single time, including krotz.

    I understand why that happens, but I don't get why you would for real want just one drink and mean it. Like nigga, if you wanna get drunk then say you wanna get drunk.

    I had a free beer at a restaurant the other day and I don't know that I felt anything at all. I might as well have had an orange crush. Which is fine, I wasn't drinking it for the effects and I enjoyed it, by if I was seeking the effects one beer would be absolutely worthless.

    Now I could see just two beers (more like three tbqh), but one is just... like what are you just craving the flavour at that point?

    Maybe it's different when your body's physically addicted
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  15. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Cheyes Its okay

    By the way, whay's the point of "just one beer"?

    Maybe it's different when your body's physically addicted

    Maybe. What a shit drug to be addicted to, i'll sell my soul to the devil but he at least has to make it worth my while, ya dig.
  16. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by Cheyes Its okay

    By the way, whay's the point of "just one beer"?

    That's what all the alcos including krotz say is that they always think "I'll have just one drink, that one beer would feel really good" and then they get hammered every single time, including krotz.

    I understand why that happens, but I don't get why you would for real want just one drink and mean it. Like nigga, if you wanna get drunk then say you wanna get drunk.

    I had a free beer at a restaurant the other day and I don't know that I felt anything at all. I might as well have had an orange crush. Which is fine, I wasn't drinking it for the effects and I enjoyed it, by if I was seeking the effects one beer would be absolutely worthless.

    Now I could see just two beers (more like three tbqh), but one is just… like what are you just craving the flavour at that point?

    Maybe it's different when your body's physically addicted

    Last time i drank, i only had 2 pints, and it was really just to feel included. The ritual. To have something in my hand. Walking around wih a can of sprite just doesnt feel the same.
  17. Octavian motherfucker
    I'm fed up. I just wish I could kill myself but I haven't got the balls so that won't happen. Life sucks at the minute albeit I'm told it's what you make of it. There seems no end to my perpetual procrastination and inability to sort myself out. I worry far too much about the future. I despise the company I've kept all these years and feel my health is failing. I want a semblance of a normal life, and structure so that I can feel happy. I've done this before but it just feels a lifetime away. Social seclusion can be good to avoid possible distractions away from temptation.

    I don't want my life to be a waste. I pray to God for my salvation.
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  18. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Octavian I'm fed up. I just wish I could kill myself but I haven't got the balls so that won't happen. Life sucks at the minute albeit I'm told it's what you make of it. There seems no end to my perpetual procrastination and inability to sort myself out. I worry far too much about the future. I despise the company I've kept all these years and feel my health is failing. I want a semblance of a normal life, and structure so that I can feel happy. I've done this before but it just feels a lifetime away. Social seclusion can be good to avoid possible distractions away from temptation.

    I don't want my life to be a waste. I pray to God for my salvation.

    Big mood
  19. Originally posted by Octavian I'm fed up. I just wish I could kill myself but I haven't got the balls so that won't happen. Life sucks at the minute albeit I'm told it's what you make of it. There seems no end to my perpetual procrastination and inability to sort myself out. I worry far too much about the future. I despise the company I've kept all these years and feel my health is failing. I want a semblance of a normal life, and structure so that I can feel happy. I've done this before but it just feels a lifetime away. Social seclusion can be good to avoid possible distractions away from temptation.

    I don't want my life to be a waste. I pray to God for my salvation.

    Come join me in the usa and we will have wild gay sex with zero cocaine ;) I'll get you a jumbo sized 100oz slurpee ;))))))
  20. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Come join me in the usa and we will have wild gay sex with zero cocaine ;) I'll get you a jumbo sized 100oz slurpee ;))))))

    I'll give you a 100oz slurpee faggot

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