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  1. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    I like readi g about the ark of the jedi and other old jedi stuff BB ecause it makes me wonder what the truth of the matter behind this shit really was. Like for example the weird antechamber behind where thebsrknwas kept where "Yahweh appears and tells me the truth and you must listen, promise but no one is allowed to see super duper secret"
  2. Cheyes Tuskegee Airman
    Holy manna is the mysterious food source the Israelites survived on whilst in the desert for the 40 years that came from... heaven. It's not said in the bibble how they got found/gathered it or what it is exactly, but it's most likely some kind of breadlike food or sugar analogue.
  3. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    In the Hebrew Bible, manna is described twice: once in Exodus 16:1–36 with the full narrative surrounding it, and once again in Numbers 11:1–9 as a part of a separate narrative. In the description in the Book of Exodus, manna is described as being "a fine, flake-like thing" like the frost on the ground. It is described in the Book of Numbers as arriving with the dew during the night. Exodus adds that manna was comparable to hoarfrost in color, and similarly had to be collected before it was melted by the heat of the sun, and was like a coriander seed in size but white in color. Numbers describes it as having the appearance of bdellium, adding that the Israelites ground it and pounded it into cakes, which were then baked, resulting in something that tasted like cakes baked with oil. Exodus states that raw manna tasted like wafers that had been made with honey. The Israelites were instructed to eat only the manna they had gathered for each day. Stored manna "bred worms and stank": the exception being that stored the day before the Sabbath (Preparation Day), when twice the amount of manna was gathered. This manna did not spoil overnight. Exodus 16:23–24 states:

    This is what the Lord commanded: "Tomorrow is to be a day of rest, a holy Sabbath to the Lord. So bake what you want to bake and boil what you want to boil. Save whatever is left and keep it until morning." So they saved it until morning, as Moses commanded, and it did not stink or get maggots in it.
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  4. Cheyes Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by -SpectraL In the Hebrew Bible, manna is described twice: once in Exodus 16:1–36 with the full narrative surrounding it, and once again in Numbers 11:1–9 as a part of a separate narrative. In the description in the Book of Exodus, manna is described as being "a fine, flake-like thing" like the frost on the ground. It is described in the Book of Numbers as arriving with the dew during the night. Exodus adds that manna was comparable to hoarfrost in color, and similarly had to be collected before it was melted by the heat of the sun, and was like a coriander seed in size but white in color. Numbers describes it as having the appearance of bdellium, adding that the Israelites ground it and pounded it into cakes, which were then baked, resulting in something that tasted like cakes baked with oil. Exodus states that raw manna tasted like wafers that had been made with honey. The Israelites were instructed to eat only the manna they had gathered for each day. Stored manna "bred worms and stank": the exception being that stored the day before the Sabbath (Preparation Day), when twice the amount of manna was gathered. This manna did not spoil overnight. Exodus 16:23–24 states:

    This is what the Lord commanded: "Tomorrow is to be a day of rest, a holy Sabbath to the Lord. So bake what you want to bake and boil what you want to boil. Save whatever is left and keep it until morning." So they saved it until morning, as Moses commanded, and it did not stink or get maggots in it.

    nicely done spectral

    do you know by chance if people were allowed to cook on Sunday in general back then? I wonder how they were allowed to prepare food if they couldn't

    Sundays would be so shitty back then.. if you get sick you just die?

    "Oh, shit, sorry fokes.. it's the Sabbath. Guess you won't be getting stitches until tommorrow"
  5. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Cheyes nicely done spectral

    do you know by chance if people were allowed to cook on Sunday in general back then? I wonder how they were allowed to prepare food if they couldn't

    Sundays would be so shitty back then.. if you get sick you just die?

    "Oh, shit, sorry fokes.. it's the Sabbath. Guess you won't be getting stitches until tommorrow"

    There was a list of exceptions, and the cases of exception were spelled out succinctly. Read the Book of Exodus.

    https://www.biblestudytools.com/exodus/
  6. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
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  7. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Deer: I meant to do that.
  8. Cly African Astronaut [foredate your moneyless friar's-cowl]
    Smoked my whole bag of mr. kosh today
  9. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    nigger
  10. Cheyes Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Cly Smoked my whole bag of mr. kosh today

    How is it?

    I don't really like it, at low doses it's okay though.

    Mr baggie is actually really good, it's like normal weed mixed with percocet and unconsented butt rape, but in a good way fam
  11. Cly African Astronaut [foredate your moneyless friar's-cowl]
    Originally posted by Cheyes How is it?

    I don't really like it, at low doses it's okay though.

    Mr baggie is actually really good, it's like normal weed mixed with percocet and unconsented butt rape, but in a good way fam

    I had to smoke hemp to stav off withdrawal
  12. Originally posted by Cheyes How is it?

    I don't really like it, at low doses it's okay though.

    Mr baggie is actually really good, it's like normal weed mixed with percocet and unconsented butt rape, but in a good way fam

    >smoking spice and doing mystery drugs

    >not ordering the research chemical

    >junkie life
  13. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Got a source?
  14. Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Got a source?

    Yeah but I'm leaving for work soon so it'll have to wait
  15. BLC might have it tho
  16. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    hi
  17. Cly African Astronaut [foredate your moneyless friar's-cowl]
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace >smoking spice and doing mystery drugs

    >not ordering the research chemical

    >junkie life

    I'm buying the e-juice
  18. dumpster-fire Yung Blood
    Originally posted by CASPER hi

    Sup queen
  19. Cly African Astronaut [foredate your moneyless friar's-cowl]
    Originally posted by Cly I'm buying the e-juice

    They no longer sell the E-juice.
  20. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Taken down by the e-Jéws

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