Kobe Bryant killed in helicopter crash

1. 2020-01-29 at 4:02 AM UTC

   #481
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Octavian Was there anything left of the passengers?

   
   Dont worry I heard they were able to recover Kobe’s big black DICK which is currently being molded into a dildo for your benefit
2. 2020-01-29 at 4:15 AM UTC

   #482
   Fuck Your World African Astronaut
   Why mold if you have said bbc?, Duh
3. 2020-01-29 at 4:17 AM UTC

   #483
   

   Octavian motherfucker
   Seriously though I guess that was their funeral right there then?
4. 2020-01-29 at 4:18 AM UTC

   #484
   

   Octavian motherfucker
   Some of these memes on FB are making sick with cringe though.
5. 2020-01-29 at 4:31 AM UTC

   #485
   

   vindicktive vinny Black Hole

   Originally posted by Octavian That's Vinnie's great uncle.

   
   is there a day u dont think of me ?
6. 2020-01-29 at 4:35 AM UTC

   #486
   

   vindicktive vinny Black Hole

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson They can take your freedom but not your dreams.

   
   i'd rather have freedoms than dreams.
7. 2020-01-29 at 4:38 AM UTC

   #487
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Fuck Your World Why mold if you have said bbc?, Duh

   
   So you and all the other faggots can have their own copy
8. 2020-01-29 at 5:15 AM UTC

   #488
   Fuck Your World African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Fox So you and all the other faggots can have their own copy

   
   I'm not gay. But I see you want to hog gob on the leftover of him.
9. 2020-01-29 at 9:39 AM UTC

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   Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]

   Originally posted by Fox Dont worry I heard they were able to recover Kobe’s big black DICK which is currently being molded into a dildo for your benefit

   
   Strange how the first thing you thought of was his dick.
10. 2020-01-29 at 9:44 AM UTC

    #490
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole
    I was molested by mr Brian
11. 2020-01-30 at 2:23 AM UTC

    #491
    Fuck Your World African Astronaut
    hella random insert
    
    
12. 2020-01-30 at 7:47 AM UTC

    #492
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Apparently Kobe and his wife Vanessa made an agreement of sorts, long ago, that they would never fly together, just in case.
13. 2020-01-30 at 7:48 AM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Also when people say he deserved it for flying in a helicopter, he had over 10,000 hours of flight time in his life. It was just shit odds. Like getting raped by a toddler. Lol
14. 2020-01-30 at 8:01 AM UTC

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    MexicanMasterRace Black Hole

    Originally posted by mmQ Like getting raped by a toddler. Lol

    
    Nice.
15. 2020-01-30 at 9 AM UTC

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    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]

    Originally posted by mmQ Also when people say he deserved it for flying in a helicopter, he had over 10,000 hours of flight time in his life. It was just shit odds. Like getting raped by a toddler. Lol

    
    It wasn't odds it was arrogance. Even the cop choppers were grounded due to weather but yet he flew anyhow.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country
16. 2020-01-30 at 9:03 AM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker It wasn't odds it was arrogance. Even the cop choppers were grounded due to weather but yet he flew anyhow.

    
    Oh I didnt know Kobe gave the go ahead to fly. Is that why the chopper went down? Weather?
17. 2020-01-30 at 9:05 AM UTC

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    MexicanMasterRace Black Hole

    Originally posted by mmQ Oh I didnt know Kobe gave the go ahead to fly. Is that why the chopper went down? Weather?

    
    对
18. 2020-01-30 at 9:07 AM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace 对

    
    tl;dr
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • Fuck Your World
19. 2020-01-30 at 9:08 AM UTC

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    MexicanMasterRace Black Hole
    I used to know how to say 'my hovercraft is full of eels' in chinese but i forgot.
20. 2020-01-30 at 9:09 AM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Oh like snakes on a plane but the opposite