Kobe Bryant killed in helicopter crash

1. 2020-01-30 at 9:10 AM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   I guess that would be eels in a submarine. Sorry .
2. 2020-01-30 at 9:11 AM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Or like wooly mammoths in a submarine.
3. 2020-01-30 at 9:11 AM UTC

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   MexicanMasterRace Black Hole

   Originally posted by mmQ Oh like snakes on a plane but the opposite

   
   Its a Monty Python sketch.
   
   
4. 2020-01-30 at 9:11 AM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Whatever the opposite of snake is.
5. 2020-01-30 at 9:11 AM UTC

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   MexicanMasterRace Black Hole
   Watch that and after we can have booty
6. 2020-01-30 at 9:12 AM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   I dont care about Monty python it's one kd those things I never got into, like star wars. I just know the BURN THE WITCH BURN HER thing and that knight getting his limbs cut off.
7. 2020-01-30 at 9:26 AM UTC

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   MexicanMasterRace Black Hole

   Originally posted by mmQ I dont care about Monty python it's one kd those things I never got into, like star wars. I just know the BURN THE WITCH BURN HER thing and that knight getting his limbs cut off.

   
   You should start with life of Brian. Guarantee you'll laugh
8. 2020-01-30 at 9:35 AM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace You should start with life of Brian. Guarantee you'll laugh

   
   You said that as if I asked where I should start because I wanna get into it. I dont care. I'm not watching life of Brian or anyone else.
   
   Fine.
   
   Show me a clip that will make me laugh GUARANTEED. Remember Leatherhead from TMNT? "I gare on tee!!"
   
   Meh
9. 2020-01-30 at 12:10 PM UTC

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   Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]

   Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace You should start with life of Brian. Guarantee you'll laugh

   
   Worst work by the Monty Python crew ever.
10. 2020-01-30 at 1:03 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    So apparently several of the superbowl advertisers have delayed their superbowl program announcements out of respect for this...I thought this fella was NBA not NFL...
11. 2020-01-30 at 1:10 PM UTC

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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Initial reports said fog was heavy in the area, but a homeowner submitted a CCTV video which had audio of the helicopter flying directly overhead and guess what? No fog. A perfectly clear day.
12. 2020-01-30 at 3:09 PM UTC

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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
13. 2020-01-30 at 3:19 PM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Worst work by the Monty Python crew ever.

    
    
    
    

    Originally posted by mmQ Oh I didnt know Kobe gave the go ahead to fly. Is that why the chopper went down? Weather?

14. 2020-01-30 at 3:21 PM UTC

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    MexicanMasterRace Black Hole

    Originally posted by -SpectraL Initial reports said fog was heavy in the area, but a homeowner submitted a CCTV video which had audio of the helicopter flying directly overhead and guess what? No fog. A perfectly clear day.

    
    Lol
15. 2020-01-30 at 3:21 PM UTC

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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Lol

    
    You can plainly see the mountains in the video.
16. 2020-01-30 at 3:24 PM UTC

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    ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by -SpectraL Initial reports said fog was heavy in the area, but a homeowner submitted a CCTV video which had audio of the helicopter flying directly overhead and guess what? No fog. A perfectly clear day.

    
    They crashed into a hill.
17. 2020-01-30 at 3:25 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by ORACLE They crashed into a hill.

    
    That's what they want you to think, it was really a mountain.
18. 2020-01-30 at 3:26 PM UTC

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    ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson That's what they want you to think, it was really a mountain.

    
    Don't make a mountain out of a hill
19. 2020-01-30 at 3:28 PM UTC

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    MexicanMasterRace Black Hole

    Originally posted by mmQ You said that as if I asked where I should start because I wanna get into it. I dont care. I'm not watching life of Brian or anyone else.
    
    Fine.
    
    Show me a clip that will make me laugh GUARANTEED. Remember Leatherhead from TMNT? "I gare on tee!!"
    
    Meh

    
    Keep in mind the joke wasnt scripted.
    
    
20. 2020-01-30 at 3:28 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by ORACLE Don't make a mountain out of a hill

    
    
    Damn that was going to be my next line (but with mole in it)