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Kobe Bryant killed in helicopter crash

  1. Originally posted by Octavian Was there anything left of the passengers?

    Dont worry I heard they were able to recover Kobe’s big black DICK which is currently being molded into a dildo for your benefit
  2. Fuck Your World African Astronaut
    Why mold if you have said bbc?, Duh
  3. Octavian motherfucker
    Seriously though I guess that was their funeral right there then?
  4. Octavian motherfucker
    Some of these memes on FB are making sick with cringe though.
  5. Originally posted by Octavian That's Vinnie's great uncle.

    is there a day u dont think of me ?
  6. Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson They can take your freedom but not your dreams.

    i'd rather have freedoms than dreams.
  7. Originally posted by Fuck Your World Why mold if you have said bbc?, Duh

    So you and all the other faggots can have their own copy
  8. Fuck Your World African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Fox So you and all the other faggots can have their own copy

    I'm not gay. But I see you want to hog gob on the leftover of him.
  9. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Fox Dont worry I heard they were able to recover Kobe’s big black DICK which is currently being molded into a dildo for your benefit

    Strange how the first thing you thought of was his dick.
  10. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    I was molested by mr Brian
  11. Fuck Your World African Astronaut
    hella random insert

  12. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Apparently Kobe and his wife Vanessa made an agreement of sorts, long ago, that they would never fly together, just in case.
  13. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Also when people say he deserved it for flying in a helicopter, he had over 10,000 hours of flight time in his life. It was just shit odds. Like getting raped by a toddler. Lol
  14. Originally posted by mmQ Like getting raped by a toddler. Lol

    Nice.
  15. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by mmQ Also when people say he deserved it for flying in a helicopter, he had over 10,000 hours of flight time in his life. It was just shit odds. Like getting raped by a toddler. Lol

    It wasn't odds it was arrogance. Even the cop choppers were grounded due to weather but yet he flew anyhow.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  16. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker It wasn't odds it was arrogance. Even the cop choppers were grounded due to weather but yet he flew anyhow.

    Oh I didnt know Kobe gave the go ahead to fly. Is that why the chopper went down? Weather?
  17. Originally posted by mmQ Oh I didnt know Kobe gave the go ahead to fly. Is that why the chopper went down? Weather?

  18. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace

    tl;dr
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  19. I used to know how to say 'my hovercraft is full of eels' in chinese but i forgot.
  20. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Oh like snakes on a plane but the opposite
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