The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion 💩🖕

1. 2020-01-29 at 3:49 AM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   What 3 objects represent the arch of the covenant?
2. 2020-01-29 at 3:51 AM UTC

   #8342
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by mmQ What 3 objects represent the arch of the covenant?

   
   What is nazis
3. 2020-01-29 at 3:52 AM UTC

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   Octavian motherfucker

   Originally posted by Sophie The kikes live, but Moses dies after seeing the promised land. Look it up.

   
   Yeah he was 120. I think I would have died of exhaustion at the end of all that shit.
4. 2020-01-29 at 3:53 AM UTC

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   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

   Originally posted by mmQ What 3 objects represent the arch of the covenant?

   
   It's the ark of the covenant. You can put something in an ark, you walk under an arch. that said, IDK the canonical items associated with the ark but it had something to do with the commandments right?
5. 2020-01-29 at 3:54 AM UTC

   #8345
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by Sophie It's the ark of the covenant. You can put something in an ark, you walk under an arch. that said, IDK the canonical items associated with the ark but it had something to do with the commandments right?

   
   You're right I do fuck up ark and arch. Sorry.
6. 2020-01-29 at 3:55 AM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Hebrews 9:4 states that the Ark contained "the golden pot that had manna, and Aaron's rod that budded, and the tablets of the covenant." Revelation 11:19 says the prophet saw God's temple in heaven opened, "and the ark of his covenant was seen within his temple."
7. 2020-01-29 at 3:57 AM UTC

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   Octavian motherfucker

   Originally posted by mmQ What 3 objects represent the arch of the covenant?

   
   A golden jar holding the manna, Aaron's rod and da tablets.
8. 2020-01-29 at 4 AM UTC

   #8348
   

   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

   Originally posted by mmQ Hebrews 9:4 states that the Ark contained "the golden pot that had manna, and Aaron's rod that budded, and the tablets of the covenant." Revelation 11:19 says the prophet saw God's temple in heaven opened, "and the ark of his covenant was seen within his temple."

   
   The book of revelations is doomsday commentary on the persecution of early Christians by Ceaser Nero as far as i'm concerned. Also, what the hell is "manna".
9. 2020-01-29 at 4:02 AM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by Sophie The book of revelations is doomsday commentary on the persecution of early Christians by Ceaser Nero as far as i'm concerned. Also, what the hell is "manna".

   
   That good good you get in heaven. I thinks its like CBD oil.
10. 2020-01-29 at 4:04 AM UTC

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    Octavian motherfucker

    Originally posted by mmQ That good good you get in heaven.

    
    No he can't he's a nonce and a cyborg half between.
    
    His ass is going to get raped in hell for eternity.
    
    Godwilling
11. 2020-01-29 at 4:05 AM UTC

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    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Jews:69 let he who is without bagels cast the first shekel down the hallway to find the Jew who lives in the heart of wicked men
12. 2020-01-29 at 4:05 AM UTC

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    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

    Originally posted by mmQ That good good you get in heaven. I thinks its like CBD oil.

    
    The Essence of Heaven. Ok, alright. I guess the Beatific Vision is just the entree upon reaching Heaven.
13. 2020-01-29 at 4:07 AM UTC

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    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

    Originally posted by Octavian No he can't he's a nonce and a cyborg half between.
    
    His ass is going to get raped in hell for eternity.
    
    Godwilling

    
    Jesus seems like a swell guy, i hear he's all about forgiveness and if God is all knowing i'm sure He would understand.
14. 2020-01-29 at 4:10 AM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Sophie The Essence of Heaven. Ok, alright. I guess the Beatific Vision is just the entree upon reaching Heaven.

    
    Yeah I don't fucking know I don't believe in heaven so ya knkw.. whatever.
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15. 2020-01-29 at 4:11 AM UTC

    #8355
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by mmQ Yeah I don't fucking know I don't believe in heaven so ya knkw.. whatever.

    
    Tru fax
16. 2020-01-29 at 4:13 AM UTC

    #8356
    

    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

    Originally posted by mmQ Yeah I don't fucking know I don't believe in heaven so ya knkw.. whatever.

    
    Me neither, but it would be pretty neat. I want to believe but i can't in good faith, pardon the pun.
17. 2020-01-29 at 4:14 AM UTC

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    Octavian motherfucker

    Originally posted by mmQ Yeah I don't fucking know I don't believe in heaven so ya knkw.. whatever.

    
    Lol you're going to hell.
    
    Ha ha.
18. 2020-01-29 at 4:16 AM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Octavian Lol you're going to hell.
    
    Ha ha.

    
    If that's what I deserve then ok.
19. 2020-01-29 at 4:17 AM UTC

    #8359
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    If you don’t believe in heaven why do you believe in hell?
    
    RETURD
20. 2020-01-29 at 4:17 AM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Heaven to me is just dying and never remembering anything. Like going to sleep. I hope that's what happens.