So when you're born, your heart is only going to beat x number of times before you DIE

1. 2020-01-26 at 3:36 PM UTC

   #61
   

   vindicktive vinny Black Hole

   Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace I'll stick to my cardiologist's advice. Thanks anyway benny

   
   tell us whats the nature of your heart defect.
2. 2020-01-26 at 5:24 PM UTC

   #62
   

   MexicanMasterRace Black Hole

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny tell us whats the nature of your heart defect.

   
   It is achey breaky
3. 2020-01-26 at 8:12 PM UTC

   #63
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   The Death Calculator
   
   https://media.nmfn.com/tnetwork/lifespan/#0
4. 2020-01-26 at 8:20 PM UTC

   #64
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   Oh come on I don't even drive
   
   
5. 2020-01-26 at 8:24 PM UTC

   #65
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   I got "you should be dead already".
6. 2020-01-26 at 8:25 PM UTC

   #66
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   It dropped my expectancy like 10 years because I said I used recreational drugs.
7. 2020-01-26 at 8:26 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by -SpectraL I got "you should be dead already".

   
   Yeah that sounds about right given your multiple debilitating health conditions and the fact you’re in your mid to late 80’s
8. 2020-01-26 at 8:44 PM UTC

   #68
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

   Originally posted by Fox Yeah that sounds about right given your multiple debilitating health conditions and the fact you’re in your mid to late 80’s

   
   I'll have you know I am in peak physical and mental form.
9. 2020-01-26 at 9:09 PM UTC

   #69
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Oh come on I don't even drive
   
   

   
   lol so much for outliving me faggot. According to that stupid shit I've still got another 38 years.
10. 2020-01-26 at 9:11 PM UTC

    #70
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    I will just replace all my internal organs with robot parts
11. 2020-01-26 at 9:17 PM UTC

    #71
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I will just replace all my internal organs with robot parts

    
    Please do that now.
12. 2020-01-26 at 9:25 PM UTC

    #72
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Can I borrow 20 for robot internal organs?
13. 2020-01-26 at 11:15 PM UTC

    #73
    

    MexicanMasterRace Black Hole

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker lol so much for outliving me faggot. According to that stupid shit I've still got another 38 years.

    
    A calculator from an insurance company is surely the best tell of how long you'll live.
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14. 2020-01-30 at 4:04 PM UTC

    #74
    

    Splam African Astronaut
    Soon we won't need hearts anyways. We'll have mechanical pumps.
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15. 2020-01-30 at 4:07 PM UTC

    #75
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Splam Soon we won't need hearts anyways. We'll have mechanical pumps.

    
    Or we will figure out a way to transplant our insides with the insides of the giant tortoises that never die.
16. 2020-01-30 at 4:13 PM UTC

    #76
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Giant, SEXY, immortal tortoises
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17. 2020-01-30 at 4:15 PM UTC

    #77
    

    Splam African Astronaut

    Originally posted by mmQ Or we will figure out a way to transplant our insides with the insides of the giant tortoises that never die.

    
    They'll just do a brain transplant between you and a tortoise. Go live be free.
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18. 2020-01-30 at 4:16 PM UTC

    #78
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]

    Originally posted by Splam They'll just do a brain transplant between you and a tortoise. Go live be free.

    
    😆😆😁
19. 2020-01-30 at 5:10 PM UTC

    #79
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    What will happen is at some point molecular transporters will be all the rage, and people will store themselves in particle buffer archives, so they can be reassembled into their previous selves. Like keeping a backup of yourself.
20. 2020-01-30 at 5:12 PM UTC

    #80
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by mmQ So what's the deal? Why does exercise and making your heart beat a shit ton of times all fast and hard, make you healthier?

    
    Because it's a muscle and it makes is stronger...and then when your heart is at it's normal pace it's not working "hard" to maintain normality.
    
    Like a big engine in a truck can go hundreds of thousands of miles (over a million in many cases) vs a little engine in a jap car lucky if it makes it to 150k.