Originally posted by CASPER
Post a half of a leg. In a month maybe we'll get an elbow.
maybe she doesn't have enough room in her home to get it all in the camera shot without going outside and moving the camera 4 blocks back for a selfie.
Originally posted by WE SMOOTH
Update: it was these kinda vibes
Haven't felt this way in a whiiile, and i wonder what will ruin this (similar to caspers sentiment) but one thing I've learned is to always be yourself & trust that the right outcome will happen good or bad, cause you can self sabotage with this kind of negative thinking.
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Tongue kissing her, spit drippin' (sheesh) I wanna fuck in the sheets I wanna play with that pussy cat She wanna suck on this D I wanna bust up in her and Make her scream Saaheem I wanna eat her Garfield and rub up on her feet
LOL I was re-reading my old posts from last year and this girl ended up hella ghosting me after three dates of wanting to take it slow. The last time I saw her she kept giving me the catchers mitt and offered to split the bill at dinner. Then I let her drive my car back to my house. I should have let her pay for half cause when we got back to my house she all of a sudden had to go home that night but she let me rub her pussy thru her yoga pants and she saw I had a boner then I told her to grab it then she said "you're awesome." Before she was gonna leave I had her pinned against the wall kissing her and she gave me some lusty eyes and I was all gay like "oh yeah, I'll get her next time she'll be fiendin" then SHE FUCKIN GHOSTED ME slowly over the next 3 days like WTF?
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Originally posted by WE SMOOTH
LOL I was re-reading my old posts from last year and this girl ended up hella ghosting me after three dates of wanting to take it slow. The last time I saw her she kept giving me the catchers mitt and offered to split the bill at dinner. Then I let her drive my car back to my house. I should have let her pay for half cause when we got back to my house she all of a sudden had to go home that night but she let me rub her pussy thru her yoga pants and she saw I had a boner then I told her to grab it then she said "you're awesome." Before she was gonna leave I had her pinned against the wall kissing her and she gave me some lusty eyes and I was all gay like "oh yeah, I'll get her next time she'll be fiendin" then SHE FUCKIN GHOSTED ME slowly over the next 3 days like WTF?
WS what's the most important thing you've learned from last year to this one?
Originally posted by CASPER
thank you so much for this
“youre awesome”?
LOL. holy fuck. bitches, amirite?
It was very predictable, I kinda remember this tale and believe I have posts linked to it where I predict that very outcome based on his lack of assertion and her character. I'm sure WS has some better stories since. I like WS because he's introspective and self effacing
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i just want to reiterate for the record that Garfield is the worst euphemism for vagina, ever. calls to mind a spilled over gut, long feet and cold lasagna pussy with little chunks of ricotta cheese coming out of the noodles.
All bad.
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Originally posted by A College Professor
So is anyone going to say anything about tort buying mal a plane tikkit to rendezvous not that we know what that word means
I never thought I'd say this but tort can do better
Originally posted by A College Professor
So is anyone going to say anything about tort buying mal a plane tikkit to rendezvous not that we know what that word means
wat. i mean id fuck tort so it makes sense. navy tweaker chad gets hoes.
Originally posted by Sudo
I never thought I'd say this but tort can do better
He has done better. Mal told me the last time I spoke to her that she hates tort because he called he her a line backer and wasn't willing to meet with her.
I've seen both of Mal's older sisters in person when she was 19 and they are sum big ..bitches..
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