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Is Mal fuckable?

  1. #1
    WellHung Black Hole
    I heard she's built like a dump truck.
  2. #2
    Grylls motherfucker [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    lol
  3. #3
    Nil African Astronaut
    probably a hambeast knowing Bill Krozby
  4. #4
    Grylls motherfucker [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    he said he just used her to fart on
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    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    maybe 12 years ago
  6. #6
    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    I feel like Bill Krozby would just try to use an ugly chick for money/drugs instead of bang.

    She seems pretty cool. And it sounds like she's actually doing shit with her life which is a lot more sexy at this stage than some random bitch who just wants to smoke meth and give me aggressive head until I pass out so she can steal my xanax. If I wasn't old and broke down, I'd probably buy her a couple beers, Eat some mushrooms, talk about life shit, and then try to suck on those titties. Anyone that can get raped and choose to simply clown on the dude and try to emasculate him can't be all that bad. Rofl.

    Also, it'd be cool to be around someone of the opposite sex that knows all your dirt so you don't have to bullshit small talk and lie to fill in the gaps in your life.
  7. #7
    Technologist motherfucker
    Casper,
    I wouldn’t bull shit about your life. I’d straight up tell a woman. I think what you’ve accomplished and are accomplishing is amazing, if a woman can’t handle how you’ve become the person you are evolving into, I say fuck her!
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    Grylls motherfucker [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by Technologist Casper,
    I wouldn’t bull shit about your life. I’d straight up tell a woman. I think what you’ve accomplished and are accomplishing is amazing, if a woman can’t handle how you’ve become the person you are evolving into, I say fuck her!

    agreed
  9. #9
    Technologist motherfucker
    Grylls,
    You’d say “fuck her” if it was about your damn dog!😁
  10. #10
    Grylls motherfucker [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    why do you think im not allowed to keep any pets
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  11. #11
    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    I meant with like normal people of our ages that I'd meet in...whatever 30 year old do socially. Rofl. It's kind of expected that you have an education, a career, stories of everything you did after high school. Relationships. Horror stories. It's expected that you have a place and a car. It's so nice to not have the stress of having to broach those topics. That was one of the only reasons I was talking to the girl I was as talking to here in LA. met her dealing to her ex bf. She took a shine to me. Was nice just talking to someone. But she always had things come up and reasons why she couldn't meet up, and I guess when I felt bad about myself, I felt like I was lucky to have someone like her interested in me at all. But a couple days ago I just told her I honestly wish her well, but I'm so much happier when I don't think about her at all.

    But yeah...it's nice to just have all those cards on the table. I guess that's why I see so many people getting hitched out of NA.
  12. #12
    Technologist motherfucker
    Up to you man. But I wouldn’t lie. My hubby knows about my addiction to coccaine. Not proud of it, but he knows how low I sunk, and what it took for me to get out of it. He’s proud of my accomplishment.

    I think what you’re doing is amazing.
  13. #13
    I'm of the "100% honesty, right off the bat" type and I can confirm that it does not work well. At all.
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  14. #14
    Technologist motherfucker
    Originally posted by Jυicebox I'm of the "100% honesty, right off the bat" type and I can confirm that it does not work well. At all.

    What happened?
  15. #15
    Technologist motherfucker
    I can’t picture lying about such a huge chunk of my life, and then carrying on with that lie for years?....nahhhh. The “type” of girls that wouldn’t accept you would be stuck up bitches, do you really want that kind of person in your life? I think you’re going down the wrong road just to get your dick wet.
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  16. #16
    Originally posted by Technologist What happened?

    People just don't like it in general

    Maybe it's too much to deal with upon first introduction but I think people should know what they're getting into from the moment they consider an intimate relationship

    Maybe it's just people my age that are like that
  17. #17
    I don't even know why I hijacked this thread, I'm drunk lol
  18. #18
    Technologist motherfucker
    Yeah, maybe at first, but it’ll come out somehow, it may as well come from you, I agree!
  19. #19
    Technologist motherfucker
    Hijack?🤣😂🤣😂

    A thread about mal being fuckable. Are you serious?

    And it a WellHung thread. Trash it up.
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  20. #20
    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by Technologist Up to you man. But I wouldn’t lie. My hubby knows about my addiction to coccaine. Not proud of it, but he knows how low I sunk, and what it took for me to get out of it. He’s proud of my accomplishment.

    I think what you’re doing is amazing.



    Originally posted by Technologist I can’t picture lying about such a huge chunk of my life, and then carrying on with that lie for years?….nahhhh. The “type” of girls that wouldn’t accept you would be stuck up bitches, do you really want that kind of person in your life? I think you’re going down the wrong road just to get your dick wet.

    No i think you misunderstood. My reluctance to lie is pretty much the entire reason I haven't gotten laid in years, and haven't been in a relationship in near a decade. That's why I'm really only comfortable talking to women who know all that stuff from he get-go. It's just too much baggage to dump in someone's lap, and honestly as a guy in my situation, you're probably going to get shot down > 95% of the time. And out of that 5%, probably 3% are batshit crazy or with their own major flaws that makes them willing to compromise.

    In short, I really just don't have the time, energy or inclination to put myself out there with all my fucked up shit- and wade through a sea of rejections to find that 2% someone I'd actually be happy with.

    Lol. But if you have a friend, have her get at me lol.
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