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Is Mal fuckable?

  1. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sudo I never thought I'd say this but tort can do better

    ooh this is a good thing i learned, just cause you can do better doesn’t mean you will always be able to reach your potential. sometimes you gotta fuck a chick you’re just not that attracted to if you aint that good looking.

    Originally posted by Sudo It was very predictable, I kinda remember this tale and believe I have posts linked to it where I predict that very outcome based on his lack of assertion and her character. I'm sure WS has some better stories since. I like WS because he's introspective and self effacing

    i think you’re thinking of the stripper i met afterwards. after this ghosting i described i was kinda depressed and said “fuck these hoes” to the universe then met another girl i caught feelings for right afterwards lmao.

    oh, one important thing i learned which may seem obvious is that most of the girls that are into me are pretty similar and whether i want to be in a relationship with them or not really depends on how far above my attractiveness threshold they are, & the same is probably true for them, so it’s just a shallow world & i should try to get some hobbies or something lmao
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  2. AngryIVer African Astronaut [my jade controlled morrigan]
    Originally posted by CASPER I feel like Bill Krozby would just try to use an ugly chick for money/drugs instead of bang.

    She seems pretty cool. And it sounds like she's actually doing shit with her life which is a lot more sexy at this stage than some random bitch who just wants to smoke meth and give me aggressive head until I pass out so she can steal my xanax. If I wasn't old and broke down, I'd probably buy her a couple beers, Eat some mushrooms, talk about life shit, and then try to suck on those titties. Anyone that can get raped and choose to simply clown on the dude and try to emasculate him can't be all that bad. Rofl.

    Also, it'd be cool to be around someone of the opposite sex that knows all your dirt so you don't have to bullshit small talk and lie to fill in the gaps in your life.

    The gist of it. For me I would bother with Mal because she's too innocent. I hate being the one to corrupt people
  3. kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by AngryIVer The gist of it. For me I would bother with Mal because she's too innocent. I hate being the one to corrupt people

    no one would bother with you because you're missing your teeth and you're a huge cheap skate.
  4. DontTellEm Black Hole
    Originally posted by CASPER I feel like Bill Krozby would just try to use an ugly chick for money/drugs instead of bang.

    She seems pretty cool. And it sounds like she's actually doing shit with her life which is a lot more sexy at this stage than some random bitch who just wants to smoke meth and give me aggressive head until I pass out so she can steal my xanax. If I wasn't old and broke down, I'd probably buy her a couple beers, Eat some mushrooms, talk about life shit, and then try to suck on those titties. Anyone that can get raped and choose to simply clown on the dude and try to emasculate him can't be all that bad. Rofl.

    Also, it'd be cool to be around someone of the opposite sex that knows all your dirt so you don't have to bullshit small talk and lie to fill in the gaps in your life.
    LOL Right.
    I don't think he raped her tho
  5. kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by DontTellEm LOL Right.
    I don't think he raped her tho

    yeah i didn't rape her, I just fucked her and quit talking to her which I've done many times. her story is so not what happened, she's just a really big attention whore. she literally called me one time crying asking why I'm not texting her and if everything is alright between her and I lol.. and at that point I hadn't even met her in person..

    I think what probably really pissed her off was she gave me her ring and said she wants to have sex with me but only if I'll be her bf because she wants everything, I got back with my gf and tossed her ring in the trash and she called me up asking for it back and I told her I didn't have it anymore. So for the next 8 years she would call me up asking to sleep with me and I told her I was busy / was with my gf.
  6. DontTellEm Black Hole
    Oh. Sounds pretty sad.
    I know u didn't rape her cuz I don't believe u would be able to overpower her.
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  7. kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by DontTellEm Oh. Sounds pretty sad.
    I know u didn't rape her cuz I don't believe u would be able to overpower her.

    Oh I overpowered her.. but she wanted it..
  8. 🐿 African Astronaut
    Lol
  9. kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Fuck dat ass fuck dat face and then fish hook face then smooshed down in the pillow, that's how we do it fam

    Jeeeeeeeeert!
  10. DontTellEm Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby she literally called me one time crying asking why I'm not texting her and if everything is alright between her and I lol.. and at that point I hadn't even met her in person..




    Originally posted by 🐿 Lol

    Lmao. Sounds familiar huh britney? 😂😜
  11. kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by DontTellEm Lmao. Sounds familiar huh britney? 😂😜

    whutcha talkin bout weelis?
  12. DontTellEm Black Hole
    Sounds like her bf in my DM 😂😇😭
  13. 🐿 African Astronaut
    Your self awareness is in the negative.
  14. DontTellEm Black Hole
    Ur enough aware of me for the both of us, back off single white female
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  15. kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by DontTellEm Ur enough aware of me for the both of us, back off single white female

    Lol at the single Whyte female reference
  16. larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
    Krotz you're an expert on sloppy fat bitches. Why's Ape still mad?
  17. kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by larrylegend8383 Krotz you're an expert on sloppy fat bitches. Why's Ape still mad?

    Apricot is always mad. His gf is a Latina with a flat ass and it bugs him to the core.
  18. DontTellEm Black Hole
    Ffs. oh my goodness. Ppl are weird.
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  19. 🐿 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby Apricot is always mad. His gf is a Latina with a flat ass and it bugs him to the core.

    Flat ass...that's terrible news.
  20. kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by 🐿 Flat ass…that's terrible news.

    Fuck that ass fuck that mouth fuck that face, that's how we doit fam
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