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  1. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by -SpectraL There's weak poison for weak people to die from.

    Ok. We agree. Thank you.
  2. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by ORACLE I'll rape you faggot

    Quiet, one-trick pony.
  3. I took 7 butalbital tablets and now I can't breathe
  4. Originally posted by Solstice I took 7 butalbital tablets and now I can't breathe

    U ok?
  5. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Solstice I took 7 butalbital tablets and now I can't breathe

    That's weird. So you're like, almost dead?
  6. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Solstice I took 7 butalbital tablets and now I can't breathe

    Take two puffs of Salbutamol and lay a cold, wet facecloth on your face and call me in the morning.
  7. Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace U ok?

    I doing experiment
  8. Originally posted by -SpectraL Take two puffs of Salbutamol and lay a cold, wet facecloth on your face and call me in the morning.

    Closest thing I got laying around is albuterol but why would I want to ruin a good thing like respiratory depression
  9. My new job is so nice
  10. I just spilled margarita in my lap and now it's gonna look like I pissed myself
  11. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Solstice I just spilled margarita in my lap and now it's gonna look like I pissed myself

    Not if you pour more margarita over the rest of your pants.
  12. Originally posted by mmQ Not if you pour more margarita over the rest of your pants.

    Lol one time while high with friends i got piss splatter all over my bright grey sweatpants. I was high enough to debate waiting in the bathroom till they dried, but then I just splattered more water on them and came out looking like a retard

    Exactly how i walked in. Thanks
  13. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Reminds me of the time I got sick at basketball practice and went into the bathroom and puked all over the place, then when I was leaving and some new kids were walking in I just said "yeah gross huh? It was totally like that when I came in here too."
  14. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Quiet, one-trick pony.

    Shut the fuck up faggot.
  15. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Solstice I just spilled margarita in my lap and now it's gonna look like I pissed myself

    Wet the entire article of clothing to match.
  16. Originally posted by -SpectraL Wet the entire article of clothing to match.

    WOW SO ORIGINAL HOLY SHIT LOL
  17. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Tech and spec have a propensity for resaying jokes that were literally previously just made.
  18. Originally posted by mmQ Tech and spec have a propensity for resaying jokes that were literally previously just made.

    Nah tech is a genius.
  19. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Nah tech is a genius.

    Geniuses steal jokes then.
  20. Originally posted by mmQ Geniuses steal jokes then.

    Nope she never did it

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