The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion 💩🖕

1. 2020-01-14 at 1:14 AM UTC

   #7721
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by -SpectraL There's weak poison for weak people to die from.

   
   Ok. We agree. Thank you.
2. 2020-01-14 at 1:14 AM UTC

   #7722
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

   Originally posted by ORACLE I'll rape you faggot

   
   Quiet, one-trick pony.
3. 2020-01-14 at 1:19 AM UTC

   #7723
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I took 7 butalbital tablets and now I can't breathe
4. 2020-01-14 at 1:20 AM UTC

   #7724
   

   MexicanMasterRace Black Hole

   Originally posted by Solstice I took 7 butalbital tablets and now I can't breathe

   
   U ok?
5. 2020-01-14 at 1:20 AM UTC

   #7725
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by Solstice I took 7 butalbital tablets and now I can't breathe

   
   That's weird. So you're like, almost dead?
6. 2020-01-14 at 1:31 AM UTC

   #7726
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

   Originally posted by Solstice I took 7 butalbital tablets and now I can't breathe

   
   Take two puffs of Salbutamol and lay a cold, wet facecloth on your face and call me in the morning.
7. 2020-01-14 at 1:34 AM UTC

   #7727
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace U ok?

   
   I doing experiment
8. 2020-01-14 at 1:35 AM UTC

   #7728
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by -SpectraL Take two puffs of Salbutamol and lay a cold, wet facecloth on your face and call me in the morning.

   
   Closest thing I got laying around is albuterol but why would I want to ruin a good thing like respiratory depression
9. 2020-01-14 at 1:36 AM UTC

   #7729
   

   MexicanMasterRace Black Hole
   My new job is so nice
10. 2020-01-14 at 1:40 AM UTC

    #7730
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I just spilled margarita in my lap and now it's gonna look like I pissed myself
11. 2020-01-14 at 1:41 AM UTC

    #7731
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Solstice I just spilled margarita in my lap and now it's gonna look like I pissed myself

    
    Not if you pour more margarita over the rest of your pants.
12. 2020-01-14 at 1:46 AM UTC

    #7732
    

    MexicanMasterRace Black Hole

    Originally posted by mmQ Not if you pour more margarita over the rest of your pants.

    
    Lol one time while high with friends i got piss splatter all over my bright grey sweatpants. I was high enough to debate waiting in the bathroom till they dried, but then I just splattered more water on them and came out looking like a retard
    
    Exactly how i walked in. Thanks
13. 2020-01-14 at 1:49 AM UTC

    #7733
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Reminds me of the time I got sick at basketball practice and went into the bathroom and puked all over the place, then when I was leaving and some new kids were walking in I just said "yeah gross huh? It was totally like that when I came in here too."
14. 2020-01-14 at 1:51 AM UTC

    #7734
    

    ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by -SpectraL Quiet, one-trick pony.

    
    Shut the fuck up faggot.
15. 2020-01-14 at 1:54 AM UTC

    #7735
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by Solstice I just spilled margarita in my lap and now it's gonna look like I pissed myself

    
    Wet the entire article of clothing to match.
16. 2020-01-14 at 1:54 AM UTC

    #7736
    

    MexicanMasterRace Black Hole

    Originally posted by -SpectraL Wet the entire article of clothing to match.

    
    WOW SO ORIGINAL HOLY SHIT LOL
17. 2020-01-14 at 1:55 AM UTC

    #7737
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Tech and spec have a propensity for resaying jokes that were literally previously just made.
18. 2020-01-14 at 1:56 AM UTC

    #7738
    

    MexicanMasterRace Black Hole

    Originally posted by mmQ Tech and spec have a propensity for resaying jokes that were literally previously just made.

    
    Nah tech is a genius.
19. 2020-01-14 at 2 AM UTC

    #7739
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Nah tech is a genius.

    
    Geniuses steal jokes then.
20. 2020-01-14 at 2:01 AM UTC

    #7740
    

    MexicanMasterRace Black Hole

    Originally posted by mmQ Geniuses steal jokes then.

    
    Nope she never did it