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made a fuckin chicken cutlet took pics
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2020-01-07 at 8:56 PM UTCThis is a fast and basic recipe to whip up some shit real quick in that small window of time you have in between shit you have to do.
Ingredients are minimal: Chicken breast, one egg per 2 breasts, table spoon of mayo per breast, half an onion per 2 breasts, some garlic, flour, and whatever salt/spices you want, a good chopping tool (I used a tomahawk), and a pistol to make sure everything goes smoothly.
Tell your whore of a bottle to give it up. This is a basic need for every recipe, period.
Cut your chicken tits into thin fillets, then cut them lengthwise.
Chop your slut chicken tits into cubes.
Get your chopping tool and chop the fuck out of your shit until its almost ground. Repeat for as many cicken tits as you require.
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2020-01-07 at 8:56 PM UTCCut your onions and garlic. A food processor helps here because unlike the chicken, you want the veggies to be cut as thin as possible.
Throw your processed veggies into the fucking tits along with whatever spices/salt you want.
Throw in the mayo and the eggs. Tell it to stay still while you stir or else.
Stir the fuck out of the tits/spices/mayo/eggs, then add flour and stir again. Add enough flour till the tit mix is sticky and not at all fluid.
All mixed up.
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2020-01-07 at 8:57 PM UTCAdd some oil of choice to a pan. I used two pans to hurry the fuck up. The tits should not be swimming in oil, just enough to cook them well.
Cook until bottom side is brown, then flip, etc.
Watch the shit stack.
Keep watching it stack, eat some on the go.
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2020-01-08 at 7:23 AM UTCI don’t have time right now but this my reminder post i’ll come back with a beer and really analyse this quality thread
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2020-01-08 at 8:35 AM UTCfuck im so stoned and that looks so dank. if i ate that i could die and feel alright
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2020-01-09 at 1:55 AM UTCLooks really good man. Put a patty betwixt 2 buns 4 on da run
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2020-01-09 at 2:10 AM UTCHahahahahahaha
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2020-01-09 at 2:12 AM UTC
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2020-01-09 at 2:45 AM UTCThere's that cheap composite granite again.
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2020-01-09 at 5:09 AM UTC
Originally posted by Fox Hahahahahahaha
you want more recipes, im working on a cookbook.
https://niggasin.space/thread/45683
https://niggasin.space/thread/48417
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2020-01-09 at 5:14 AM UTCthat's such a russian american chicken God bless you good sir
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2020-01-09 at 1:51 PM UTCDamn that looks good.
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2020-01-09 at 1:58 PM UTCwill be funny if OP accidentally shoots his food while posing for these photos someday. especially the explanation he'll have to give the cops for discharging the weapon
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2020-01-09 at 2:12 PM UTC
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2020-01-09 at 2:25 PM UTCThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-01-09 at 3:38 PM UTCThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-01-09 at 4:55 PM UTC
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2020-01-09 at 5 PM UTCIs this really Russian style cooking though? It seems extra fatty
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2020-01-09 at 5:55 PM UTCThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-01-09 at 6:01 PM UTC
Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Is this really Russian style cooking though? It seems extra fatty
I learned this recipe from a Russian, although whether or not the food/style itself is Russian is irrelevant to me personally.
As far as fatty; everyone cooks to cater to their specific caloric needs.
