2019-10-14 at 3:51 PM UTC
Every stew starts with bacon
Separated bacon/grease
Cut some fucking meat
Throw fucking meat on hot metal
Tell it to go cook itself without leaking its juices out
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2019-10-14 at 3:51 PM UTC
Throw it in the trash and tell it not to move
Hunt down paprika
Cook paprika/spices in bacon grease
Put with fucking meat, add water. rinse paprika blood off pan with water. tell it not to move
see potatos
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2019-10-14 at 3:51 PM UTC
tell em to get naked
one of them moved, cut them all as punishment
throw dead potatos in trash
add water and make thickener with grease/flour
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2019-10-14 at 3:51 PM UTC
throw thickener into other trash with bacon
boil your shit
add whatever other shit you want
cook for however long, then add bacon and thickener if needed
fuck off.
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2019-10-14 at 4:01 PM UTC
I fucking thoroughly enjoyed that fucking cooking show
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2019-10-14 at 5:38 PM UTC
where did you learn how to cook.
2019-10-14 at 5:48 PM UTC
Fonaplats
victim of incest
[daylong jump-start that nome]
I love it!
Definitely sharing this on facebook.
2019-10-14 at 5:51 PM UTC
This recipe is shit too.
From the food op has posted in the past it looks like he'll die before 50. He cooks, but he cooks garbage.
2019-10-14 at 10:59 PM UTC
No food was harmed during the preparation of the stew
except maybe a few potatoes
but they sluts so itโs ok
2019-10-15 at 5:57 AM UTC
Lol@ told potatoes to get naked.
2019-10-15 at 6:19 AM UTC
Originally posted by vindicktive vinny
ok so where did you learnt this kind of drunken agression ?
His uncle made him get naked at gunpoint
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2019-10-15 at 12:37 PM UTC
Originally posted by vindicktive vinny
ok so where did you learnt this kind of drunken agression ?
this is not acquired skill, this is natural born talent.
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2019-10-15 at 3:23 PM UTC
Looks incredible. I've never had anything like that, and would absolutely love to try it. U seem like one hell of a cook. And, the wrong guy to fuck with, also.
2019-10-15 at 3:27 PM UTC
Misguided, whenever I make it out camping and hiking to the New Mexico mountains, I'm hitting you up. I'll be visiting Gila National Forest within the next 5 years. I'll buy you a bottle of vodka and all the ingredients, if you cook this recipe for me.
