The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion 💩🖕

1. 2020-01-09 at 5:28 AM UTC

   #7501
   

   MexicanMasterRace Black Hole

   Originally posted by mmQ Theres that drug in Africa and south america where thrybspray it in your face . Basically date rape drug. Haha. But you just spray it casually.
   
   If you have it you can do anything.
   
   Just drive down the road and see a girl. Get out. Ask her for the time. Spray her face with the thing and then pull her into your car.

   
   Scopolamine?
2. 2020-01-09 at 5:29 AM UTC

   #7502
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Scopolamine?

   
   Sure. If that's the one that does it.
3. 2020-01-09 at 5:31 AM UTC

   #7503
   

   MexicanMasterRace Black Hole

   Originally posted by mmQ Sure. If that's the one that does it.

   
   On second thought is it your mom's big fat boobies?
4. 2020-01-09 at 5:40 AM UTC

   #7504
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   He used women's tummy wraps.
5. 2020-01-09 at 6:05 AM UTC

   #7505
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]

   Originally posted by -SpectraL He used women's tummy wraps.

   
   to make small
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6. 2020-01-09 at 7:20 AM UTC

   #7506
   

   CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
   its just ground up devils trumpet seeds. WE ALL BEEN THERE AY FAM?
   
   ive told you about the time my friends convinced me to make us tea. Shit was FUCKED. I even lowballed the dose from erowid, and my and one other guy were they only ones out of 6 people who didnt end up in the hospital or psych ward. One dude walked i to his living room where his parents were watching tv, jarking off with a handful of toothpaste. He said he didnt remember why, but all the skin on his facefelt like it was getting pulled back against his mouth. His parents didnt let me come over anymore lol. But we all learneda valuable lesson.
   
   Dont drink deleriamts and beer and drive an SUV to the airport.
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7. 2020-01-09 at 7:21 AM UTC

   #7507
   

   CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
   Just finished tye movie Sunshine. Shit was dope. How have i not seen it?
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8. 2020-01-09 at 7:31 AM UTC

   #7508
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Literally 5 people came into my apt today when I was just smoking a cig at my deck area. Apparently it is appt inspection day and I didn't get the memo
   
   My place was covered in beer cans, I had just freshly smoked a bowl, i had weed laying out, I had a meth pipe laying in my hallway closet, it was so stupid. I didn't know they were coming.
9. 2020-01-09 at 7:55 AM UTC

   #7509
   

   CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
   They probably didnt see the meth pipe. everything else should be oar for the course for middle america
10. 2020-01-09 at 8:03 AM UTC

    #7510
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by CASPER They probably didnt see the meth pipe. everything else should be oar for the course for middle america

    
    Oh they saw it. Theu saw it ALL. lol
    But yeah they didn't care. I told them my smoke alarms had been disconnected for at least 2 years and they said ok just get a 9 volt battery and reconnect them
    .
11. 2020-01-09 at 8:19 AM UTC

    #7511
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    they saw the ..
12. 2020-01-09 at 8:22 AM UTC

    #7512
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood they saw the ..

    
    The sign.
    
    They saw the sign.
13. 2020-01-09 at 8:40 AM UTC

    #7513
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

    Originally posted by CASPER One dude walked i to his living room where his parents were watching tv, jarking off with a handful of toothpaste.

    
    fucking can't stop laughing at this, and for some reason it reminds me of high school
14. 2020-01-09 at 11:22 AM UTC

    #7514
    

    ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by Solstice ???

    
    S = backwards 2
15. 2020-01-09 at 11:24 AM UTC

    #7515
    

    ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by CASPER Just finished tye movie Sunshine. Shit was dope. How have i not seen it?

    
    Now watch Gattaca
16. 2020-01-09 at 5:11 PM UTC

    #7516
    

    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin

    Originally posted by aldra fucking can't stop laughing at this, and for some reason it reminds me of high school

    
    He was also entirely naked. I forgot that part.
17. 2020-01-09 at 6:27 PM UTC

    #7517
    

    MexicanMasterRace Black Hole
    i got a jerb
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18. 2020-01-09 at 6:32 PM UTC

    #7518
    

    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin

    Originally posted by ORACLE Now watch Gattaca

    
    The trailer looks weird but ive heard people mention this for a while.
    
    Torenting.
19. 2020-01-09 at 6:37 PM UTC

    #7519
    

    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    A Mexican took my jerb
20. 2020-01-09 at 6:37 PM UTC

    #7520
    

    MexicanMasterRace Black Hole
    I found a picture from when I was doing poppy tea daily. This is a cup that I forgot to clean up (towel was for straining) and it started growing mold and poppy plants.
    
    
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