The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion 💩🖕

1. 2020-01-07 at 5:38 AM UTC

   #7421
   

   MexicanMasterRace Black Hole
   Hey mq
2. 2020-01-07 at 5:38 AM UTC

   #7422
   

   MexicanMasterRace Black Hole
   Oh mq
3. 2020-01-07 at 5:38 AM UTC

   #7423
   

   MexicanMasterRace Black Hole
   I think youre really cute
4. 2020-01-07 at 5:38 AM UTC

   #7424
   

   MexicanMasterRace Black Hole
   You're so cute
5. 2020-01-07 at 5:38 AM UTC

   #7425
   

   MexicanMasterRace Black Hole
   I love you mq
6. 2020-01-07 at 5:39 AM UTC

   #7426
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Hey §m£ÂgØL can you make a song about me but more gangster rap style? I dont know like the folk.
7. 2020-01-07 at 5:42 AM UTC

   #7427
   

   MexicanMasterRace Black Hole
   i DoNt kNoW, CAn I???
8. 2020-01-07 at 5:47 AM UTC

   #7428
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace i DoNt kNoW, CAn I???

   
   https://voca.ro/kveI5WeBU03
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   • Cheyes
9. 2020-01-07 at 6:06 AM UTC

   #7429
   

   Splam African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Solstice I'm genuinely surprised there were no full gay scenes in Rise of Skywalker

   
   What are you talking about, the whole movie was one long gay scene.
10. 2020-01-07 at 6:14 AM UTC

    #7430
    

    Solstice Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by Splam What are you talking about, the whole movie was one long gay scene.

    
    Who was the top and who was the bottom?
11. 2020-01-07 at 8:23 AM UTC

    #7431
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I love playing spades when I'm drunk
    
    
    Hollandaise turns into solid if you put it in th4 fridge. Its gross to begin with.
    
    I like turtles.
    
    I can defend komo's bicycle hobby if I want to. Yiure all mean for being mean to him for having a bike hobby.
    
    Just say the box was empty
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    • the man who put it in my hood
12. 2020-01-07 at 10:01 AM UTC

    #7432
    

    Cly African Astronaut [foredate your moneyless friar's-cowl]
    
13. 2020-01-07 at 10:33 AM UTC

    #7433
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole
    I wake up at 4am to drink Jager bombs and watch grand theft auto speed runs
    
    
14. 2020-01-07 at 10:33 AM UTC

    #7434
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Just say the bottles were empty.
    
    Lol. Buy boxxed bundt, leave, chug bundy in parking lot, go back in and demonstrate the bottle was empty
    
    ..... prophet
15. 2020-01-07 at 10:36 AM UTC

    #7435
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole

    Originally posted by mmQ I can defend komo's bicycle hobby if I want to. Yiure all mean for being mean to him for having a bike hobby.
    
    Just say the box was empty

    
    This. He is saving the planet and inspires me to ride.
    I wish I was cool and could afford a $5000 bike frame and be skilled enough to negotiate the price to way lower than that
16. 2020-01-07 at 10:44 AM UTC

    #7436
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood This. He is saving the planet and inspires me to ride.
    I wish I was cool and could afford a $5000 bike frame and be skilled enough to negotiate the price to way lower than that

    
    Yeah I don't see the problem. Oh because bikes get stolen he shouldn't have a bike hobby.
    
    And since lives get stolen maybe I wont have a LIFE hobby anymore, DAD. how bow dah????!?!?!?!?!?!?!
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17. 2020-01-07 at 10:50 AM UTC

    #7437
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole
    He just needs to slice the pie more when he rides. There are ways to secure the bike like removing the wheel or just Carrying the bitch everywhere you go.
    
    In Toronto they have bike lockers around downtown on Yonge Street and you can rent them and use them with an app. I was gonna rent one and sleep in it but you can only open them from the outside
    
    Bike racks are not secure at all. I used to steal bikes when I was a kid and trade them to dope dealers. I hired a fat retarded kid who had the ability to destroy any bike lock with his tard strength. He mostly liked to steal the bikes to joyride and when he was done with them he would ghost ride them as hard as he could into something solid to try and bend and fuck the frame and then laugh and say "HAHAHA I FUCKED UP THAT BIKE GOOD!"
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    • Cheyes
18. 2020-01-07 at 10:51 AM UTC

    #7438
    

    Cly African Astronaut [foredate your moneyless friar's-cowl]
    
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    • Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country, 
    • Sophie
19. 2020-01-07 at 10:53 AM UTC

    #7439
    

    Cly African Astronaut [foredate your moneyless friar's-cowl]

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood He just needs to slice the pie more when he rides. There are ways to secure the bike like removing the wheel or just Carrying the bitch everywhere you go.
    
    In Toronto they have bike lockers around downtown on Yonge Street and you can rent them and use them with an app. I was gonna rent one and sleep in it but you can only open them from the outside
    
    Bike racks are not secure at all. I used to steal bikes when I was a kid and trade them to dope dealers. I hired a fat retarded kid who had the ability to destroy any bike lock with his tard strength. He mostly liked to steal the bikes to joyride and when he was done with them he would ghost ride them as hard as he could into something solid to try and bend and fuck the frame and then laugh and say "HAHAHA I FUCKED UP THAT BIKE GOOD!"

    
    You were going to sleep in a bike locker, you can’t do that.
20. 2020-01-07 at 10:54 AM UTC

    #7440
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole
    My fetish