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  1. Hey mq
  2. Oh mq
  3. I think youre really cute
  4. You're so cute
  5. I love you mq
  6. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Hey Β§m£ÂgØL can you make a song about me but more gangster rap style? I dont know like the folk.
  7. i DoNt kNoW, CAn I???
  8. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace i DoNt kNoW, CAn I???

    https://voca.ro/kveI5WeBU03
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  9. Splam African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Solstice I'm genuinely surprised there were no full gay scenes in Rise of Skywalker

    What are you talking about, the whole movie was one long gay scene.
  10. Originally posted by Splam What are you talking about, the whole movie was one long gay scene.

    Who was the top and who was the bottom?
  11. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I love playing spades when I'm drunk


    Hollandaise turns into solid if you put it in th4 fridge. Its gross to begin with.

    I like turtles.

    I can defend komo's bicycle hobby if I want to. Yiure all mean for being mean to him for having a bike hobby.

    Just say the box was empty
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  12. Cly African Astronaut [foredate your moneyless friar's-cowl]
  13. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    I wake up at 4am to drink Jager bombs and watch grand theft auto speed runs

  14. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Just say the bottles were empty.

    Lol. Buy boxxed bundt, leave, chug bundy in parking lot, go back in and demonstrate the bottle was empty

    ..... prophet
  15. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by mmQ I can defend komo's bicycle hobby if I want to. Yiure all mean for being mean to him for having a bike hobby.

    Just say the box was empty

    This. He is saving the planet and inspires me to ride.
    I wish I was cool and could afford a $5000 bike frame and be skilled enough to negotiate the price to way lower than that
  16. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood This. He is saving the planet and inspires me to ride.
    I wish I was cool and could afford a $5000 bike frame and be skilled enough to negotiate the price to way lower than that

    Yeah I don't see the problem. Oh because bikes get stolen he shouldn't have a bike hobby.

    And since lives get stolen maybe I wont have a LIFE hobby anymore, DAD. how bow dah????!?!?!?!?!?!?!
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  17. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    He just needs to slice the pie more when he rides. There are ways to secure the bike like removing the wheel or just Carrying the bitch everywhere you go.

    In Toronto they have bike lockers around downtown on Yonge Street and you can rent them and use them with an app. I was gonna rent one and sleep in it but you can only open them from the outside

    Bike racks are not secure at all. I used to steal bikes when I was a kid and trade them to dope dealers. I hired a fat retarded kid who had the ability to destroy any bike lock with his tard strength. He mostly liked to steal the bikes to joyride and when he was done with them he would ghost ride them as hard as he could into something solid to try and bend and fuck the frame and then laugh and say "HAHAHA I FUCKED UP THAT BIKE GOOD!"
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  18. Cly African Astronaut [foredate your moneyless friar's-cowl]
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  19. Cly African Astronaut [foredate your moneyless friar's-cowl]
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood He just needs to slice the pie more when he rides. There are ways to secure the bike like removing the wheel or just Carrying the bitch everywhere you go.

    In Toronto they have bike lockers around downtown on Yonge Street and you can rent them and use them with an app. I was gonna rent one and sleep in it but you can only open them from the outside

    Bike racks are not secure at all. I used to steal bikes when I was a kid and trade them to dope dealers. I hired a fat retarded kid who had the ability to destroy any bike lock with his tard strength. He mostly liked to steal the bikes to joyride and when he was done with them he would ghost ride them as hard as he could into something solid to try and bend and fuck the frame and then laugh and say "HAHAHA I FUCKED UP THAT BIKE GOOD!"

    You were going to sleep in a bike locker, you can’t do that.
  20. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    My fetish

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