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  1. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Octavian I don't want a relationship yet I don't want to be alone. I do enjoy not having to make an effort and do what I want, when I want.

    Fuck…

    My guy you gotta cultivate some FWBs
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  2. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Octavian I don't want a relationship yet I don't want to be alone. I do enjoy not having to make an effort and do what I want, when I want.

    Fuck…

    That's why they invented blow-up dolls.
  3. Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by ORACLE My guy you gotta cultivate some FWBs

    Yeah you're right. Fuck relationships.
  4. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    But friendship is relationship too.

  5. Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by mmQ But friendship is relationship too.


    Less complicated though really, and serious.
  6. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Octavian Less complicated though really, and serious.

    Well a FWB relationship can get complicated once they start developing feelings for you and you gotta be all like yeah I'm not really feeling it back and then they're like BUT WHYYY?!?!!!! and then whatever.

    I'm just saying shit. :)
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  7. Octavian motherfucker
    I'm just going to turn gay.
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  8. Originally posted by Octavian I'm just going to turn gay.

    YES

    FUCK

    FINALLY!
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  9. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    I have 4 FWBs but none of them have dental coverage.
  10. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    FAGGOT WHITE BOIS
  11. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    forward woperating base
  12. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Fux wit bee
  13. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    In June 2016, Carter suffered pneumonia[15] as a result of him wearing a contraption he calls "Tha Hornace of Death [sic]" or THOD which is in fact, small women's body wraps he wears constantly in order to "make small".[16]

    lol
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  14. get in losers were going to get methed out and see third eye blind
  15. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition


    https://twitter.com/scottsantens/status/1214197661231910915/photo/1

    lul
  16. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Fall Wut Boy
  17. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    most fwb relationships are either out of default or convenience. Either no one will fuck eirher of you and youre both cognizant of this but arent resigned yet.

    Or theres convenience when you both work a lot and dont have time for dating and want to focus on other things. Then theres "hoeing" where youre just dirty and degenerate and fuck a bunch of people and your relationships are all facitious and empty.

    Then theres being a piggly little mexican homo and you have to hope people reek pf desperation and a lack of self respect for them to converse with you, which is basically thr same thing as being a virgin who hitchhikes across the country to get assfucked by a fat hairy pedophile
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  18. Originally posted by Sudo most fwb relationships are either out of default or convenience. Either no one will fuck eirher of you and youre both cognizant of this but arent resigned yet.

    Or theres convenience when you both work a lot and dont have time for dating and want to focus on other things. Then theres "hoeing" where youre just dirty and degenerate and fuck a bunch of people and your relationships are all facitious and empty.

    Then theres being a piggly little mexican homo and you have to hope people reek pf desperation and a lack of self respect for them to converse with you, which is basically thr same thing as being a virgin who hitchhikes across the country to get assfucked by a fat hairy pedophile

    wow you must be angry as hell. Opiate rage again? You should really quit that stuff, it's not good 4 u
  19. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    your posts are really boring you clearly have a terrible personality no one in their right mind would want to be around
  20. Octavian motherfucker
    I need to find good womenz to have my babies but leave me alone. I could deal with the whole dad thing but not put put up with their dumb bitch mothers.

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