The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion 💩🖕

1. 2020-01-06 at 7:07 PM UTC

   #7341
   

   ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
   Hornace
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • CASPER, 
   • The Self Taught Man
2. 2020-01-06 at 7:09 PM UTC

   #7342
   

   ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by CASPER chilled outs naked nigga in some keds just chimp-hangin off someones veranda with a MAC-11

   
   Is that really an M11? Those things are short. Maybe collapsible stock?
3. 2020-01-06 at 7:49 PM UTC

   #7343
   

   CASPER Soldier of Fourchin

   Originally posted by ORACLE Is that really an M11? Those things are short. Maybe collapsible stock?

   
   good call. picture was so shit i didnt even see a stock. looks like regular AK clone with some aftermarket stock.
4. 2020-01-06 at 7:49 PM UTC

   #7344
   

   MexicanMasterRace Black Hole
   I have a friend who is doing free work for another friend.
   
   Part of me wants to use him to get sum free work because i know he'd do it
   
   But I'm not a piece of shit so I'm telling him to start asking for money because wtf, who works for free for 4 months? Its not a lot he's doing but damn.
5. 2020-01-06 at 7:57 PM UTC

   #7345
   

   Octavian motherfucker

   Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace I have a friend who is doing free work for another friend.
   
   Part of me wants to use him to get sum free work because i know he'd do it
   
   But I'm not a piece of shit so I'm telling him to start asking for money because wtf, who works for free for 4 months? Its not a lot he's doing but damn.

   
   Work for free? Hahahahahah fuck-dat.
6. 2020-01-06 at 8:14 PM UTC

   #7346
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace I have a friend who is doing free work for another friend.
   
   Part of me wants to use him to get sum free work because i know he'd do it
   
   But I'm not a piece of shit so I'm telling him to start asking for money because wtf, who works for free for 4 months? Its not a lot he's doing but damn.

   
   It's not free, he's getting his dick sucked by your other friend but they have a mutual agreement to keep quiet about it.
7. 2020-01-06 at 8:22 PM UTC

   #7347
   

   CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
   Idk what grown ass man spells it “hornace”.
   
   Hornace of Death is the most hilariously crackhead idea ive heard in a minute. like wearing a girdle is some kindof death defying stunt. lol.
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • ORACLE, 
   • MexicanMasterRace, 
   • The Self Taught Man
8. 2020-01-06 at 8:26 PM UTC

   #7348
   

   ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
   Har'ness in his vocabulary just means his cock
9. 2020-01-06 at 8:27 PM UTC

   #7349
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

   Originally posted by CASPER Idk what grown ass man spells it “hornace”.
   
   Hornace of Death is the most hilariously crackhead idea ive heard in a minute. like wearing a girdle is some kindof death defying stunt. lol.

   
   He got pneumonia from wearing it in 2016.
10. 2020-01-06 at 8:28 PM UTC

    #7350
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Hornace Grant
    
    Jeff Hornacek
11. 2020-01-06 at 8:30 PM UTC

    #7351
    

    MexicanMasterRace Black Hole

    Originally posted by CASPER Idk what grown ass man spells it “hornace”.
    
    Hornace of Death is the most hilariously crackhead idea ive heard in a minute. like wearing a girdle is some kindof death defying stunt. lol.

    
    Lol it took your post for me to realize that was what he was to spell.
    
    And I'm reading flowers for algernon right now. Goddamn i thought i had this down.
12. 2020-01-06 at 8:32 PM UTC

    #7352
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by CASPER Idk what grown ass man spells it “hornace”.
    
    Hornace of Death is the most hilariously crackhead idea ive heard in a minute. like wearing a girdle is some kindof death defying stunt. lol.

    
    He said he was doing it as a "Spiritual Journey" and there were three different levels of the THOD (The Hornace of Death), which was supposed to culminate in his eventual death. Instead he just gave himself pneumonia from it somehow and ended up in the hospital.
    
    
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • MexicanMasterRace
13. 2020-01-06 at 8:49 PM UTC

    #7353
    

    MexicanMasterRace Black Hole
    He is a national treasure
14. 2020-01-06 at 9:12 PM UTC

    #7354
    

    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    i dont fear the spanx of deff either but im not bragging about it
15. 2020-01-06 at 9:15 PM UTC

    #7355
    

    Octavian motherfucker
    Don't ask why the question came into my head:
    
    Did the mortician weigh Malice's penis/ balls?
    
    I'm sure this was mentioned.
16. 2020-01-06 at 9:21 PM UTC

    #7356
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Octavian Don't ask why the question came into my head:
    
    Did the mortician weigh Malice's penis/ balls?
    
    I'm sure this was mentioned.

    
    Is that like, something they do?
17. 2020-01-06 at 9:23 PM UTC

    #7357
    

    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin

    Originally posted by Octavian Don't ask why the question came into my head:
    
    Did the mortician weigh Malice's penis/ balls?
    
    I'm sure this was mentioned.

    
    coroner checked em out, but the only parts they cut out and weighed were all the internal organs and the throat/tongue
18. 2020-01-06 at 9:30 PM UTC

    #7358
    

    Octavian motherfucker

    Originally posted by CASPER coroner checked em out, but the only parts they cut out and weighed were all the internal organs and the throat/tongue

    
    That's fucked.
19. 2020-01-06 at 9:53 PM UTC

    #7359
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by Octavian Don't ask why the question came into my head:
    
    Did the mortician weigh Malice's penis/ balls?
    
    I'm sure this was mentioned.

    
    We had determined that the dick and balls would be extremely difficult to weight with the body still attached.
20. 2020-01-06 at 9:55 PM UTC

    #7360
    

    Octavian motherfucker
    I don't want a relationship yet I don't want to be alone. I do enjoy not having to make an effort and do what I want, when I want.
    
    Fuck...