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  1. Originally posted by -SpectraL Then she smelled like stale pee the whole night and nobody wanted to go near her.

    It wasn't stale it was fresh
  2. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Cellular asphyxiation is how most cells in the body die, and always have.

    Unless you're lucky enough to get nuked from a few metres away.

    Being consumed in a nuclear fireball is the only way to ascend.

    rockets are a close second
  3. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    God this world is so plain and boring it makes me want to die

  4. HTS highlight reel
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood rockets are a close second

    tbf they are pretty dank

  5. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Hawt

  6. Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood God this world is so plain and boring it makes me want to die


    Wtf is "the beer store". That's like every store here.
  7. Shit goes hard

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  8. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    lol tossed ice tea and bundy syrup in a sink. set a dollar bill of fire.


    cant argue with that.
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  9. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Hawt


    lemme give u my stinkhorn bb
  10. I wonder if anyone ever stuck their dick in a Venus flytrap
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  11. Cheyes Tuskegee Airman
    I liked ketstone ice though in college even though it's a nigger beer
  12. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by Solstice I wonder if anyone ever stuck their dick in a Venus flytrap

    Venus flytraps are tiny. Midge tier. If they did I feel sorry for them.
  13. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Solstice It wasn't stale it was fresh

    Only for the first hour.
  14. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
  15. Originally posted by Solstice I wonder if anyone ever stuck their dick in a Venus flytrap

    It wouldn't close on them. They won't close on big things, only small insect size objects. It takes a ridiculous amount of energy for them to shut so they're pretty conservative with it. I used to have one and it wouldn't shut for dead flies. Apparently you can trigger it with cotton strands tho.

    There are some pitcher plants which would probably be a good lay and are dick sized. They're slippery by design and the digestive fluid probably makes good lube ;)
  16. Technologist victim of incest
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Hawt



    I saw that on my yahoo homepage. It’s some sort of newly discovered species of flower.

    Cool lookin’

    It almost looks like a fungus with those whitish bumps. Hmmm.
  17. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    my transgender friend got hit by a train, lost a bunch of limbs and then got misgendered in the newspaper

    idk if its a suicide but thats messed up
  18. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    i found a zoklet

  19. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by CASPER lol tossed ice tea and bundy syrup in a sink. set a dollar bill of fire.


    cant argue with that.

    Gangster as a motherfucker
  20. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Foie gras is a gay overrated dish that isn't worth mistreating a cute duck for.
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