The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion 💩🖕

1. 2020-01-05 at 1:11 AM UTC

   #7261
   

   Solstice Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by -SpectraL Then she smelled like stale pee the whole night and nobody wanted to go near her.

   
   It wasn't stale it was fresh
2. 2020-01-05 at 1:12 AM UTC

   #7262
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole

   Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Cellular asphyxiation is how most cells in the body die, and always have.
   
   Unless you're lucky enough to get nuked from a few metres away.
   
   Being consumed in a nuclear fireball is the only way to ascend.

   
   rockets are a close second
3. 2020-01-05 at 1:18 AM UTC

   #7263
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole
   God this world is so plain and boring it makes me want to die
   
   
4. 2020-01-05 at 1:19 AM UTC

   #7264
   

   HTS highlight reel

   Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood rockets are a close second

   
   tbf they are pretty dank
   
   
5. 2020-01-05 at 1:29 AM UTC

   #7265
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole
   Hawt
   
   
6. 2020-01-05 at 1:38 AM UTC

   #7266
   

   Solstice Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood God this world is so plain and boring it makes me want to die
   
   

   
   Wtf is "the beer store". That's like every store here.
7. 2020-01-05 at 1:54 AM UTC

   #7267
   

   Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
   Shit goes hard
   
   
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • the man who put it in my hood
8. 2020-01-05 at 1:55 AM UTC

   #7268
   

   CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
   lol tossed ice tea and bundy syrup in a sink. set a dollar bill of fire.
   
   
   cant argue with that.
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   • Solstice, 
   • ORACLE
9. 2020-01-05 at 1:56 AM UTC

   #7269
   

   CASPER Soldier of Fourchin

   Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Hawt
   
   

   
   lemme give u my stinkhorn bb
10. 2020-01-05 at 2:09 AM UTC

    #7270
    

    Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
    I wonder if anyone ever stuck their dick in a Venus flytrap
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    • mmQ
11. 2020-01-05 at 2:10 AM UTC

    #7271
    

    Cheyes Tuskegee Airman
    I liked ketstone ice though in college even though it's a nigger beer
12. 2020-01-05 at 2:12 AM UTC

    #7272
    

    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]

    Originally posted by Solstice I wonder if anyone ever stuck their dick in a Venus flytrap

    
    Venus flytraps are tiny. Midge tier. If they did I feel sorry for them.
13. 2020-01-05 at 2:19 AM UTC

    #7273
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by Solstice It wasn't stale it was fresh

    
    Only for the first hour.
14. 2020-01-05 at 2:20 AM UTC

    #7274
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    
15. 2020-01-05 at 3:14 AM UTC

    #7275
    

    MexicanMasterRace Black Hole

    Originally posted by Solstice I wonder if anyone ever stuck their dick in a Venus flytrap

    
    It wouldn't close on them. They won't close on big things, only small insect size objects. It takes a ridiculous amount of energy for them to shut so they're pretty conservative with it. I used to have one and it wouldn't shut for dead flies. Apparently you can trigger it with cotton strands tho.
    
    There are some pitcher plants which would probably be a good lay and are dick sized. They're slippery by design and the digestive fluid probably makes good lube ;)
16. 2020-01-05 at 3:51 AM UTC

    #7276
    

    Technologist victim of incest

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Hawt
    
    

    
    
    I saw that on my yahoo homepage. It’s some sort of newly discovered species of flower.
    
    Cool lookin’
    
    It almost looks like a fungus with those whitish bumps. Hmmm.
17. 2020-01-05 at 6:23 AM UTC

    #7277
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole
    my transgender friend got hit by a train, lost a bunch of limbs and then got misgendered in the newspaper
    
    idk if its a suicide but thats messed up
18. 2020-01-05 at 6:39 AM UTC

    #7278
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole
    i found a zoklet
    
    
19. 2020-01-05 at 10:08 AM UTC

    #7279
    

    ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by CASPER lol tossed ice tea and bundy syrup in a sink. set a dollar bill of fire.
    
    
    cant argue with that.

    
    Gangster as a motherfucker
20. 2020-01-05 at 10:35 AM UTC

    #7280
    

    ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Foie gras is a gay overrated dish that isn't worth mistreating a cute duck for.
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    • aldra, 
    • Solstice