The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion 💩🖕

1. 2020-01-03 at 4:52 PM UTC

   #7181
   

   MexicanMasterRace Black Hole

   Originally posted by Sudo my girlfriend wants me to stop taking prescription opiates. Not specifically for my health but because she read an article about them reducing sperm count and is now determined to get pregnant this year help

   
   Start taking more opiates as a defense mechanism. Offer to get a puppy instead.
2. 2020-01-03 at 4:53 PM UTC

   #7182
   

   ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by Sudo my girlfriend wants me to stop taking prescription opiates. Not specifically for my health but because she read an article about them reducing sperm count and is now determined to get pregnant this year help

   
   Nobody wants your cripple sperm you pathetic mucktard
3. 2020-01-03 at 6:03 PM UTC

   #7183
   

   CASPER Soldier of Fourchin

   Originally posted by ORACLE You don't play for yourself you play for your clientele and with Molly it's usually some wiggee ass college party kid

   
   You gotta cultivate a mustique dawg. Grow ur hair out to jheri curl length then bump 50s jams all day
4. 2020-01-03 at 9:10 PM UTC

   #7184
   

   Cheyes Tuskegee Airman
   I have so little dopamine that even crack barely gives me any euphoria.. but I still go psycho real easily
5. 2020-01-03 at 9:27 PM UTC

   #7185
   

   MexicanMasterRace Black Hole

   Originally posted by Cheyes I have so little dopamine that even crack barely gives me any euphoria.. but I still go psycho real easily

   
   Crack is whack
   
   You'll have a heart attack
   
   If you see a cop car just get in back
   
   Ur mama oughta gave u a smack
6. 2020-01-03 at 9:38 PM UTC

   #7186
   

   Octavian motherfucker
   
   
   would you fuck me?
   
   
   
   
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   • MexicanMasterRace
7. 2020-01-03 at 10:16 PM UTC

   #7187
   

   OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III African Astronaut
   Uh huh you see me in the spot like
   "Ooh I love your style"
   Uh huh show me what you got
   'Cause I don't wanna waste my time
   Uh huh see me in the spot like
   "Ooh I love your style"
   Uh huh show me what you got
   Now come and make it worth my whilee
8. 2020-01-04 at 12:03 AM UTC

   #7188
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Sudo my girlfriend wants me to stop taking prescription opiates. Not specifically for my health but because she read an article about them reducing sperm count and is now determined to get pregnant this year help

   
   Run.
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   • MexicanMasterRace
9. 2020-01-04 at 12:05 AM UTC

   #7189
   

   Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]

   Originally posted by Sudo my girlfriend wants me to stop taking prescription opiates. Not specifically for my health but because she read an article about them reducing sperm count and is now determined to get pregnant this year help

   
   Tell her that she is too heavy to have children and needs to lose weight first. Mention PCOS maybe.
   
   Only applies if she is actually a little bit fat.
   
   But yeah, women have been getting pregnant at the merest scent of sperm since forever, I doubt low sperm counts is really the single issue if she can't get pregnant.
10. 2020-01-04 at 12:36 AM UTC

    #7190
    

    Cheyes Tuskegee Airman
    Getting off opiates isn't a bad thing unless it's oxy/hydrocodone (meaning not dilaudid)
    
    they make things ok when you're miserable but they take a bunch of your soul away
11. 2020-01-04 at 12:40 AM UTC

    #7191
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Cheyes they make things ok when you're miserable but they take a bunch of your soul away

    
    That just makes it sound even more appealing.
12. 2020-01-04 at 12:42 AM UTC

    #7192
    

    MexicanMasterRace Black Hole
    https://soundcloud.com/user-214875931
13. 2020-01-04 at 12:43 AM UTC

    #7193
    

    Ghost Black Hole

    Originally posted by 1993 Kill anime loli!!
    
    

14. 2020-01-04 at 1:25 AM UTC

    #7194
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Imagine finding your only child dead with 15 boxes of generic Dollar Tree diarrhea pills scattered around him and deafening Lolishit blaring out of his stereo on repeat
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    • MexicanMasterRace
15. 2020-01-04 at 1:32 AM UTC

    #7195
    

    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]

    Originally posted by Solstice Imagine finding your only child dead with 15 boxes of generic Dollar Tree diarrhea pills scattered around him and deafening Lolishit blaring out of his stereo on repeat

    
    TBH if I ever have a kid and they ever kill themselves, this is how I'd like them to do it.
    
    Lolicore is still shit tho.
16. 2020-01-04 at 1:32 AM UTC

    #7196
    

    Ghost Black Hole

    Originally posted by Solstice Imagine finding your only child dead with 15 boxes of generic Dollar Tree diarrhea pills scattered around him and deafening Lolishit blaring out of his stereo on repeat

    
    I can only hope my death is as graceful as that sweet angel
17. 2020-01-04 at 1:35 AM UTC

    #7197
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    At least he died without diarrhea.
18. 2020-01-04 at 2:58 AM UTC

    #7198
    

    MexicanMasterRace Black Hole
    yeah but he was full of shit
19. 2020-01-04 at 3 AM UTC

    #7199
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by -SpectraL At least he died without diarrhea.

    
    Once he died his body probably released all the blocked up shit at once like a diarrhea tidal wave
20. 2020-01-04 at 3:47 AM UTC

    #7200
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole