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  1. 1993 Houston
    Kill anime loli!!

  2. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Octavian Right side of my chin really fucking hurts growing this beard. It's always the same place. Faaarrrk!



    Originally posted by Octavian Right side of my chin really fucking hurts growing this beard. It's always the same place. Faaarrrk!

    Let me rub my cum on it it'll soothe you
  3. bigthink victim of incest


    cut me in on that J.ew clone money

    >we need to nukkake Israel to stop them
    >and to save us the real j.ews, who are still alive
    >what you need to do to protect yourself, real j.ews..
    >okaaay
    >is that you need to take a pale of semen, semen
    >and paint the semen in your doorways and windows and LEAVE IT AT THAT
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  4. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    I still want to start a band called Jesuit Nuclear Bukakke Bomb
  5. 1993 Houston
    Originally posted by bigthink

    cut me in on that J.ew clone money

    >we need to nukkake Israel to stop them
    >and to save us the real j.ews, who are still alive
    >what you need to do to protect yourself, real j.ews..
    >okaaay
    >is that you need to take a pale of semen, semen
    >and paint the semen in your doorways and windows and LEAVE IT AT THAT

    Inb4lock detected
    Time to make a new alt
  6. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
  7. I put too much Mad Dog on my egg sandwich and now I kind of feel like I'm going to die but it's oddly energizing and euphoric at the same time
  8. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    https://www.rt.com/russia/475855-horse-neigh-sleep-russia/

    Guards at the Guantanamo detention camp used heavy metal tunes to deprive inmates of sleep, but Yury Kondratyev went even further as he tortured his neighbors with non-stop horse neighing.

    He bought a massive loudspeaker specially and directed it at the ceiling to make sure he would be heard on every floor of the building.


    why horse sounds though
  9. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Solstice I put too much Mad Dog on my egg sandwich and now I kind of feel like I'm going to die but it's oddly energizing and euphoric at the same time



    ?
  10. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by aldra https://www.rt.com/russia/475855-horse-neigh-sleep-russia/




    why horse sounds though


    Why not?
  11. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    a unicorn with a horn the same colour as the rest of its body is unsettling

    is it entirely bald?
  12. we had a new girl at work one day, it was my first day working with her and she seemed like one of those people that's really friendly towards everyone and wants to get to know everyone really quick and be on good terms and all that and i was listening to goreshit random mix on my phone in the kitchen and a song came on and i noticed she liked it and went to my phone to look at what was playing then she turned back to whatever she was doing. i wasn't sure what the name of the song was so i walked by and checked it and it was this
  13. Originally posted by aldra

    ?

  14. Octavian motherfucker
    My penis looks bigger than it's usual shrivelled self today.
  15. Ghost Black Hole
    i thought that was a 40oz until i saw the neck

  16. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    These were my go-to in high school. I’d buy 15 or so of them At Avenue Liquor in hawthorne and sell them at football games for $5 each. I’d usually drink 2 or 3 and smoke some weed, eat some mescaline or snort some coke to even everything out. One night a friend and I took some expired gabapentin and misc other pills that we found in a pile of rubble in from of a demolished house lol. He got all violent and I had to choke him out to keep him from beating his ex gf during half time. That malt liquor came out of the bottle so cold that you’d get a brain freeze, and then have beer burps all night.

    Memories.

  17. "Fine" malt liquor
  18. Ghost Black Hole
    I wish I had one of those instead of a coffee
  19. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    I remember walking in the rain in October with this girl, high off our heads on mushrooms and drinking mickeys and EnJ Brandy from a water bottle. She had to pee, and so we walked into the park where we wouldn’t get stopped. I’m looking out for her and a few seconds later I hear her yell SHIT and i turn around and she’s slid down an embankment and she’s upside down with her underwear around her knees, up to her shoulder in a recycling bin.
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  20. Originally posted by CASPER I remember walking in the rain in October with this girl, high off our heads on mushrooms and drinking mickeys and EnJ Brandy from a water bottle. She had to pee, and so we walked into the park where we wouldn’t get stopped. I’m looking out for her and a few seconds later I hear her yell SHIT and i turn around and she’s slid down an embankment and she’s upside down with her underwear around her knees, up to her shoulder in a recycling bin.

    dude e and j and mickeys and steel reserve was all i drank in high school
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