The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion 💩🖕

1. 2020-01-02 at 4:47 PM UTC

   #7161
   

   Technologist victim of incest
2. 2020-01-02 at 7:31 PM UTC

   #7162
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   Anybody remember Tiny Tim?
3. 2020-01-02 at 8:11 PM UTC

   #7163
   

   CASPER Soldier of Fourchin

   Originally posted by ORACLE

   
   Some of the best drug dealing music is 50s-70s jams. smokey robinson. stylistics. ben e king. It do what it do,
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • Sudo, 
   • ORACLE
4. 2020-01-02 at 8:34 PM UTC

   #7164
   

   Cheyes Tuskegee Airman

   Originally posted by Octavian Got given some anti inflammatory tablets and referred to a breast clinic. That's if the tablets don't reduce the size.

   
   Here in USA they would tell you you're fine and just fat and not refer you to anyone but follow up with me in 3 months just in ca$e
5. 2020-01-02 at 8:45 PM UTC

   #7165
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   It's probably an infection, so anti-inflammatory tablets won't do shit.
6. 2020-01-02 at 8:52 PM UTC

   #7166
   

   MexicanMasterRace Black Hole

   Originally posted by -SpectraL It's probably an infection, so anti-inflammatory tablets won't do shit.

   
   yeah you gotta remember to milk yourself oct
7. 2020-01-02 at 9 PM UTC

   #7167
   

   Octavian motherfucker
   Yeah save myself moniez and milk mahself.
8. 2020-01-02 at 9:23 PM UTC

   #7168
   

   MexicanMasterRace Black Hole
   Got a job interview offer but I can't tell to where. Lady on the phone was not clear and both the number she gave me and the one she called from don't show up on google. I feel embarrassed to ask lol
9. 2020-01-02 at 9:28 PM UTC

   #7169
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Got a job interview offer but I can't tell to where. Lady on the phone was not clear and both the number she gave me and the one she called from don't show up on google. I feel embarrassed to ask lol

   
   Gay porn studio?
10. 2020-01-02 at 9:39 PM UTC

    #7170
    

    MexicanMasterRace Black Hole

    Originally posted by Solstice Gay porn studio?

    
    No but that would be pretty awesome
11. 2020-01-02 at 11:34 PM UTC

    #7171
    

    ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by CASPER Some of the best drug dealing music is 50s-70s jams. smokey robinson. stylistics. ben e king. It do what it do,

    
    You don't play for yourself you play for your clientele and with Molly it's usually some wiggee ass college party kid
12. 2020-01-02 at 11:37 PM UTC

    #7172
    

    MexicanMasterRace Black Hole
    It was a security job. I'm gonna call them tomorrow when it's a more reasonable hour.
    
    Also got an email within like 15 minutes from this janitorial company. 2 hours a day @ 12/h lol. No thanks. Not worth getting up at like 5am for that.
13. 2020-01-02 at 11:38 PM UTC

    #7173
    

    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Security is supposed to be a cozy job, you're just paid to hang around, which means you're free to read, write, shitpost, etc.
14. 2020-01-02 at 11:40 PM UTC

    #7174
    

    Octavian motherfucker
    I've really let myself go these past 2 years but I'm confident I will change for the better both physically and mentally.
    
    Time to get back to the old me.
15. 2020-01-02 at 11:46 PM UTC

    #7175
    

    MexicanMasterRace Black Hole

    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Security is supposed to be a cozy job, you're just paid to hang around, which means you're free to read, write, shitpost, etc.

    
    so pretty much what I do already
16. 2020-01-03 at 2:28 AM UTC

    #7176
    

    OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III African Astronaut
    i hate being american
    
17. 2020-01-03 at 2:32 AM UTC

    #7177
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    my girlfriend wants me to stop taking prescription opiates. Not specifically for my health but because she read an article about them reducing sperm count and is now determined to get pregnant this year help
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • Octavian, 
    • MexicanMasterRace
18. 2020-01-03 at 2:32 AM UTC

    #7178
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    send them to me
19. 2020-01-03 at 4 AM UTC

    #7179
    

    ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Niggers
20. 2020-01-03 at 3:45 PM UTC

    #7180
    

    OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Sudo my girlfriend wants me to stop taking prescription opiates. Not specifically for my health but because she read an article about them reducing sperm count and is now determined to get pregnant this year help

    
    switch to heroin?