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  1. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by mmQ

    Fqggot
  2. Octavian motherfucker
    My bloods came back and my hormones are fine. So what is this fucking painful lump under my nipple?

    Inb4 cancer but someone said that isn't painful?

    Fuck...
  3. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Hernia?
  4. It's a new nipple.
  5. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Octavian My bloods came back and my hormones are fine. So what is this fucking painful lump under my nipple?

    Inb4 cancer but someone said that isn't painful?

    Fuck…

    It's probably an ingrown hair follicle.
  6. Only one way to find out, grab a pocket knife and some alcohol and dig in.
  7. Technologist victim of incest
    Originally posted by Solstice Only one way to find out, grab a pocket knife and some alcohol and dig in.

    No no no!!!!!

    Is it small Oct?
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  9. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Ughhhhhhhhhhhh
  10. Originally posted by Octavian My bloods came back and my hormones are fine. So what is this fucking painful lump under my nipple?

    Inb4 cancer but someone said that isn't painful?

    Fuck…

    I think you need a prostate exam
  11. Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I think you need a prostate exam

    What does my prostate have to do with my nipple? In the doctor's now so I'll see if I need to be molested by him.
  12. Technologist victim of incest
    Originally posted by Octavian What does my prostate have to do with my nipple? In the doctor's now so I'll see if I need to be molested by him.

    Oh good, hopefully you can get some answers!!!
  13. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    while he's tickling your prostate ask him if he can reach up into your chest cavity and feel the lump
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  14. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I got a colonoscopy directly after a gastrocropy and it was exactly like being gang banged. I felt a ton of shame afterwards and needed drugs to cope
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  15. Octavian motherfucker
    Got given some anti inflammatory tablets and referred to a breast clinic. That's if the tablets don't reduce the size.
  16. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
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  17. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Dont EXPECT love songs,

    but yeah, its still probably gonna be love songs.

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