Don't ever get married

1. 2017-01-31 at 12:43 AM UTC

   #81
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Discount Whore
   
   Yes its for free. I don't know why pimping out your girlfriend would be somehow better thing to you.
   
   Me and her fuck the same guys/girls, it ain't cuckhold.

   
   Tell that yourself. We both know the truth.
   
   Why did you get married in the first place if you keep sinning?
2. 2017-01-31 at 12:44 AM UTC

   #82
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   She kisses your children with the mouth she sucks other dicks.
3. 2017-01-31 at 12:44 AM UTC

   #83
   

   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
   *fart*
4. 2017-01-31 at 12:46 AM UTC

   #84
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by RisiR Tell that yourself. We both know the truth.
   
   Why did you get married in the first place if you keep sinning?

   
   Not actually legally married, because we both think its silly. but we've been together since we were 15 so I mean, the only thing missing is the paper. Her parents think we did it at the courthouse though cuz they're religious
5. 2017-01-31 at 12:47 AM UTC

   #85
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by RisiR She kisses your children with the mouth she sucks other dicks.

   
   This is true.
6. 2017-01-31 at 12:56 AM UTC

   #86
   

   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by Discount Whore $500 for a half hour malice

   
   $500 for the whole (no pun intended...or was...whichever) day, maybe...
7. 2017-01-31 at 1:03 AM UTC

   #87
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Discount Whore This is true.

   
   How can you not hate yourself? Or her?! How?
   
   I'd murder the bastard children and the slut and move on.
8. 2017-01-31 at 1:19 AM UTC

   #88
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   If I do that will you teach me to be as edgy as you?
9. 2017-01-31 at 1:21 AM UTC

   #89
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I will fund an entire night for multiple people on this site. Including Bill Krozby cuz hes my nigga
10. 2017-01-31 at 1:22 AM UTC

    #90
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    That's natural, like eye color. You can't really teach that.
    
    I'm serious, though. I'm honestly getting angry over the thought of being in your position.
11. 2017-01-31 at 1:34 AM UTC

    #91
    

    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump I will fund an entire night for multiple people on this site. Including Bill Krozby cuz hes my nigga

    
    how much?
    
    no Bill Krozby...hes a walking STD pandemic
12. 2017-01-31 at 5:16 AM UTC

    #92
    

    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

    Originally posted by infinityshock how much?
    
    no Bill Krozby…hes a walking STD pandemic

    
    I was std tested a month ago and I came back as clean as a whistle, you can't keep a good guy like me down
    
    Post last edited by Bill Krozby at 2017-01-31T05:18:53.474126+00:00
13. 2017-01-31 at 6:04 AM UTC

    #93
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by RisiR That's natural, like eye color. You can't really teach that.
    
    I'm serious, though. I'm honestly getting angry over the thought of being in your position.

    
    Y what's wrong with groupsex
14. 2017-01-31 at 7:48 AM UTC

    #94
    

    Lanny Bird of Courage
    Yeah, I'm not clear on what the hangup is here. Like are you guys really this shocked by a sexual relationship involving more than two people? It's not that uncommon. And it seems like a better functioning relationship than pretty much anyone else here has. IDK why people are getting their panties in a twist.
15. 2017-01-31 at 7:51 AM UTC

    #95
    13579 Yung Blood

    Originally posted by reject It kinda amazes me how some people on here manage to get women to marry them.

    
    Because they are all fucking crazy. That's the secret. Great in bed, not worth the drama in the endgame.
16. 2017-01-31 at 7:54 AM UTC

    #96
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Not getting married is a fantastic idea. I'm amazed you managed to avoid it with children.
    
    Do you really engage in threesomes? Are you bisexual?
17. 2017-01-31 at 8:48 AM UTC

    #97
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Malice Not getting married is a fantastic idea. I'm amazed you managed to avoid it with children.
    
    Do you really engage in threesomes? Are you bisexual?

    
    Not threesomes, always foursomes or more. I am bisexual but I have my limits as far as that goes. I won't suck cock for instance. Nothing wrong with it, just not for me.
18. 2017-01-31 at 8:52 AM UTC

    #98
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    How often? How did you get into this?
19. 2017-01-31 at 9:17 AM UTC

    #99
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Malice How often? How did you get into this?

    
    Usually at least once or twice a month. We got into it after discussing the whole monogamy thing (maybe five or so years into our relationship) and realizing we wanted to fuck other people. We made an ad on craiglist, and that went terribly, then we made another and found a couple who we still swap with to this day. Honestly a miracle we get along with them that well. Most of the groupsex is with them, other couples, a single person, etc. The biggest we had was 8 people, wasn't fun though tbh. I mean when it comes to the point you're splitting pizza costs, your orgy is too big.
20. 2017-01-31 at 9:37 AM UTC

    #100
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Have you ever recorded one of the orgies?