The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion 💩🖕

1. 2019-12-31 at 2:56 AM UTC

   #6941
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   yeah they look like fun and I've seen a bunch of people report that they've received them without being sodomised by customs.
   
   can't imagine those short-range tests are a good idea though, half expected a rebound to take out his eye or smash the camera
2. 2019-12-31 at 2:58 AM UTC

   #6942
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Actually its my grandma's Christmas money

   
   That reminds me of the time Lucy's grandma died and left her like $5,000 and she spent it all in like a month. But she did western union me 25 dollars a couple times when I was flat broke so I could buy booze and hang out in TC so that was cool.
3. 2019-12-31 at 2:59 AM UTC

   #6943
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole
   what a sweet heart
4. 2019-12-31 at 3:03 AM UTC

   #6944
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood what a sweet heart

   
   I know. She has an adorably good heart.
5. 2019-12-31 at 3:04 AM UTC

   #6945
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole
   how bad do yall think year old tonic water is that was in my fridge unopened
6. 2019-12-31 at 3:05 AM UTC

   #6946
   

   Technologist victim of incest
   Does it have an expiration date?
7. 2019-12-31 at 3:07 AM UTC

   #6947
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole
   BB MA/ 2018
   
   its also frozen lol
8. 2019-12-31 at 3:08 AM UTC

   #6948
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood how bad do yall think year old tonic water is that was in my fridge unopened

   
   Fucking take a sip and figure it out. It's not gonna be THAT BAD.
9. 2019-12-31 at 3:08 AM UTC

   #6949
   

   Technologist victim of incest
   Pitch it!
10. 2019-12-31 at 3:09 AM UTC

    #6950
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Technologist Does it have an expiration date?

    
    What's that have to do with anything?
11. 2019-12-31 at 3:09 AM UTC

    #6951
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole
    i have no idea how long its been frozen it was behind all the sauces
    
    

    Originally posted by mmQ What's that have to do with anything?

    
    https://www.canitgobad.net/can-tonic-water-go-bad/
12. 2019-12-31 at 3:10 AM UTC

    #6952
    

    frala Avant garde shartist
    Ducking drink it
13. 2019-12-31 at 3:10 AM UTC

    #6953
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Its obviously going to taste like feces and is poisonous. Dont do it.
14. 2019-12-31 at 3:10 AM UTC

    #6954
    

    Technologist victim of incest

    Originally posted by mmQ What's that have to do with anything?

    
    Ahhhhh...........what’s it’s expired for $10,000 Alex?
15. 2019-12-31 at 3:12 AM UTC

    #6955
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole
    its frozen i left it on the floor will report back tomorrow
    
    in the meantime im going to the store for a mystery purchase ;)
16. 2019-12-31 at 3:12 AM UTC

    #6956
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Technologist Ahhhhh………..what’s it’s expired for $10,000 Alex?

    
    You know how many food and beverage items I've consumed post expiration date that tastes just as good if not BETTER ?
    
    Plenty. Plenty of foods and beverages.
17. 2019-12-31 at 3:14 AM UTC

    #6957
    

    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Expiration dates started out as a racket. Force stores to buy new stock after a certain amount of time to keep the cash flowing. Thank you Al Capone, very cool!
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • frala
18. 2019-12-31 at 3:14 AM UTC

    #6958
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole
    yes like expired box wine
    
    best before more like vintage
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • MexicanMasterRace
19. 2019-12-31 at 3:17 AM UTC

    #6959
    

    MexicanMasterRace Black Hole

    Originally posted by Sophie Expiration dates started out as a racket. Force stores to buy new stock after a certain amount of time to keep the cash flowing. Thank you Al Capone, very cool!

    
    Seriously though.
    
    The only thing I really find adheres to the expiration date is milk and bread. But bread probably lasts longer in dryer climates.
20. 2019-12-31 at 3:33 AM UTC

    #6960
    

    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood how bad do yall think year old tonic water is that was in my fridge unopened

    
    It tastes exactly the same