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  1. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    yeah they look like fun and I've seen a bunch of people report that they've received them without being sodomised by customs.

    can't imagine those short-range tests are a good idea though, half expected a rebound to take out his eye or smash the camera
  2. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Actually its my grandma's Christmas money

    That reminds me of the time Lucy's grandma died and left her like $5,000 and she spent it all in like a month. But she did western union me 25 dollars a couple times when I was flat broke so I could buy booze and hang out in TC so that was cool.
  3. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    what a sweet heart
  4. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood what a sweet heart

    I know. She has an adorably good heart.
  5. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    how bad do yall think year old tonic water is that was in my fridge unopened
  6. Technologist victim of incest
    Does it have an expiration date?
  7. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    BB MA/ 2018

    its also frozen lol
  8. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood how bad do yall think year old tonic water is that was in my fridge unopened

    Fucking take a sip and figure it out. It's not gonna be THAT BAD.
  9. Technologist victim of incest
    Pitch it!
  10. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Technologist Does it have an expiration date?

    What's that have to do with anything?
  11. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    i have no idea how long its been frozen it was behind all the sauces

    Originally posted by mmQ What's that have to do with anything?

    https://www.canitgobad.net/can-tonic-water-go-bad/
  12. Ducking drink it
  13. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Its obviously going to taste like feces and is poisonous. Dont do it.
  14. Technologist victim of incest
    Originally posted by mmQ What's that have to do with anything?

    Ahhhhh...........what’s it’s expired for $10,000 Alex?
  15. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    its frozen i left it on the floor will report back tomorrow

    in the meantime im going to the store for a mystery purchase ;)
  16. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Technologist Ahhhhh………..what’s it’s expired for $10,000 Alex?

    You know how many food and beverage items I've consumed post expiration date that tastes just as good if not BETTER ?

    Plenty. Plenty of foods and beverages.
  17. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Expiration dates started out as a racket. Force stores to buy new stock after a certain amount of time to keep the cash flowing. Thank you Al Capone, very cool!
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  18. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    yes like expired box wine

    best before more like vintage
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  19. Originally posted by Sophie Expiration dates started out as a racket. Force stores to buy new stock after a certain amount of time to keep the cash flowing. Thank you Al Capone, very cool!

    Seriously though.

    The only thing I really find adheres to the expiration date is milk and bread. But bread probably lasts longer in dryer climates.
  20. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood how bad do yall think year old tonic water is that was in my fridge unopened

    It tastes exactly the same

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