The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion 💩🖕

1. 2019-12-31 at 1:21 AM UTC

   #6921
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

   Originally posted by Solstice It's only 35% abv, for starters.

   
   when I used to drink hard I liked Jaeger, until I discovered Teufelskrauter
   
   https://www.nicks.com.au/baumann-teufels-krauter-devil-s-herb-liqueur-500ml
   
   wasn't that expensive from memory though
2. 2019-12-31 at 1:27 AM UTC

   #6922
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]

   Originally posted by Solstice It's only 35% abv, for starters.

   
   That's why you mix it with beer
3. 2019-12-31 at 1:27 AM UTC

   #6923
   

   MexicanMasterRace Black Hole

   Originally posted by aldra when I used to drink hard I liked Jaeger, until I discovered Teufelskrauter
   
   https://www.nicks.com.au/baumann-teufels-krauter-devil-s-herb-liqueur-500ml
   
   wasn't that expensive from memory though

   
   >only 50%
4. 2019-12-31 at 1:28 AM UTC

   #6924
   

   MexicanMasterRace Black Hole

   Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood That's why you mix it with beer

   
   35% abv + 8% beer = 43% abv
   
   
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5. 2019-12-31 at 1:29 AM UTC

   #6925
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   35% and 40% is basically the same thing come on now it's 5% difference
6. 2019-12-31 at 1:30 AM UTC

   #6926
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

   Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace >only 50%

   
   tastes better than Jaeger. if you just want to go hard on jet fuel you can do what I did and lose a few days dissolving xanax bars in spirytus
   
   https://www.jimscellars.com.au/products/akwawit-polmos-spirytus-rektyfikowany-95
   
   

   We highly recommend that you don’t drink it neat.

   
   lol
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7. 2019-12-31 at 1:31 AM UTC

   #6927
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   I don't think they sell that here
8. 2019-12-31 at 1:33 AM UTC

   #6928
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   does anyone know why DietPenis TSTM'd
9. 2019-12-31 at 1:36 AM UTC

   #6929
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
   scron it's depressing seeing you buy booze with your welfare neetbux like what the actual fuck, that's sad
10. 2019-12-31 at 1:37 AM UTC

    #6930
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Actually its my grandma's Christmas money
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    • MexicanMasterRace
11. 2019-12-31 at 1:39 AM UTC

    #6931
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    that's much better. What does she think of your alternative lifestyle?
12. 2019-12-31 at 1:40 AM UTC

    #6932
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]

    Originally posted by aldra does anyone know why DietPenis TSTM'd

    
    Krojus
    Smeel lappy
    Zatox
13. 2019-12-31 at 1:45 AM UTC

    #6933
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]

    Originally posted by Sudo that's much better. What does she think of your alternative lifestyle?

    
    She's Ukrainian Easter European so she just wants me to make a grandchild with that Polish lolita from a nobile family so us slavs finally have a claim on the de jour duchee. Little does she know I have had an illegitimate child with a mixed race out of wedlock. As she would say BOIZJAME!
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14. 2019-12-31 at 1:51 AM UTC

    #6934
    

    MexicanMasterRace Black Hole

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Actually its my grandma's Christmas money

    
    My grandma buys me booze every year
    
    she just doesn't know it
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15. 2019-12-31 at 1:51 AM UTC

    #6935
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood She's Ukrainian Easter European so she just wants me to make a grandchild with that Polish lolita from a nobile family so us slavs finally have a claim on the de jour duchee. Little does she know I have had an illegitimate child with a mixed race out of wedlock. As she would say BOIZJAME!

    
    So she's pretty in the dark eh? Is your mixed race bby injun?
16. 2019-12-31 at 1:52 AM UTC

    #6936
    

    MexicanMasterRace Black Hole

    Originally posted by aldra does anyone know why DietPenis TSTM'd

    
    maybe he has a bus to catch
17. 2019-12-31 at 1:52 AM UTC

    #6937
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    A large percentage indian. She has brown skin and was born with red hair that turned blonde like mine and blue eyes
18. 2019-12-31 at 1:53 AM UTC

    #6938
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]

    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace maybe he has a bus to catch

    
    Like dominoes we fall
19. 2019-12-31 at 2:50 AM UTC

    #6939
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    
    
    kek
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20. 2019-12-31 at 2:53 AM UTC

    #6940
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    HAMMER SURVIVAL