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  1. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Solstice It's only 35% abv, for starters.

    when I used to drink hard I liked Jaeger, until I discovered Teufelskrauter

    https://www.nicks.com.au/baumann-teufels-krauter-devil-s-herb-liqueur-500ml

    wasn't that expensive from memory though
  2. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by Solstice It's only 35% abv, for starters.

    That's why you mix it with beer
  3. Originally posted by aldra when I used to drink hard I liked Jaeger, until I discovered Teufelskrauter

    https://www.nicks.com.au/baumann-teufels-krauter-devil-s-herb-liqueur-500ml

    wasn't that expensive from memory though

    >only 50%
  4. Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood That's why you mix it with beer

    35% abv + 8% beer = 43% abv

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  5. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    35% and 40% is basically the same thing come on now it's 5% difference
  6. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace >only 50%

    tastes better than Jaeger. if you just want to go hard on jet fuel you can do what I did and lose a few days dissolving xanax bars in spirytus

    https://www.jimscellars.com.au/products/akwawit-polmos-spirytus-rektyfikowany-95

    We highly recommend that you don’t drink it neat.

    lol
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  7. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    I don't think they sell that here
  8. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    does anyone know why DietPenis TSTM'd
  9. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    scron it's depressing seeing you buy booze with your welfare neetbux like what the actual fuck, that's sad
  10. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Actually its my grandma's Christmas money
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  11. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    that's much better. What does she think of your alternative lifestyle?
  12. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by aldra does anyone know why DietPenis TSTM'd

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  13. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by Sudo that's much better. What does she think of your alternative lifestyle?

    She's Ukrainian Easter European so she just wants me to make a grandchild with that Polish lolita from a nobile family so us slavs finally have a claim on the de jour duchee. Little does she know I have had an illegitimate child with a mixed race out of wedlock. As she would say BOIZJAME!
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  14. Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Actually its my grandma's Christmas money

    My grandma buys me booze every year

    she just doesn't know it
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  15. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood She's Ukrainian Easter European so she just wants me to make a grandchild with that Polish lolita from a nobile family so us slavs finally have a claim on the de jour duchee. Little does she know I have had an illegitimate child with a mixed race out of wedlock. As she would say BOIZJAME!

    So she's pretty in the dark eh? Is your mixed race bby injun?
  16. Originally posted by aldra does anyone know why DietPenis TSTM'd

    maybe he has a bus to catch
  17. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    A large percentage indian. She has brown skin and was born with red hair that turned blonde like mine and blue eyes
  18. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace maybe he has a bus to catch

    Like dominoes we fall
  19. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition


    kek
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  20. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    HAMMER SURVIVAL

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